Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Re: Before I kick her to the Bin

Ajus,
In that case since you've become sexuality Advocate, please tell the world what you would do if you found that your wife(ves) or Girlfriend(s) saved your number as " PESA PAP?"

WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSE URGENTLY.

--- On Tue, 9/14/10, Papa Likondi <papalikondi@googlemail.com> wrote:

From: Papa Likondi <papalikondi@googlemail.com>
Subject: Re: Before I kick her to the Bin
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Tuesday, September 14, 2010, 10:50 PM

Ajus
The issue hear is not her phone BUT why did this guy wake up in the middle of the night to play some games? Was the chile !@#%^&* in bed? Was she @#$%^&& in the armbits? You will also note that the lady comes from that tribe that claims to be tough in bed!

On Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 1:00 PM, Ajus Cirilus <jhayombe@gmail.com> wrote:

Jex,



In my view, the lady not having your name and number on her phone does not mean she doesn't love you, but rather a sign that she has mpango wa kando. In such cases names may also be saved as Jackline for Jack and Matunda for John etc. This can be seen in two ways: She respects her previous relationship and would not want to hurt them, or she is hiding another relationship from you.

These two to me are both healthy, especially if you met them recently, are old, experienced, mature and in another relationship.



If you value this lady, you would give her time to wean off the previous relationship. In general relationship where you don't value and has no respect for the other, and 'wants to through them in the bin' always ends up in stagnation, heart breaks and break ups. Lasting relationships require love, respect, equality, commitment and resilience.



On Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 9:23 AM, Papa Likondi <papalikondi@googlemail.com> wrote:
Yes Kuria
These kind of women come from one sub-location in the country and Jex has never moved from his cocoon. Aaaaaaaaaaaaashindwe Kabisaaaaa. Ariswaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 


On Mon, Sep 13, 2010 at 3:38 PM, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote:
Papa Likondi.
Or she could be technologically challenged and so she writes those numbers in a note book which she carries with her and works the cell phone as if it was a landline. That is problem of dating an academic dwarf, no different from the women who took the card for the cow to their own maternity clinic and they wondered whether she was a ngo'mbe.
 
Ask him wapi alitoa ngo'mbe.

On Mon, Sep 13, 2010 at 4:02 AM, Papa Likondi <papalikondi@googlemail.com> wrote:
Jex
I told you before the problem with Kamba chiles and you acted like a goat on heat and chased me all over the forum with the support of some few ngurinyos. 
How come you woke up to play games at NIGHT? This is because the KAMBA CHIK was so boring that you had to seek for peace of mind by playing Tom and Jerry with her phone.
Her Phone book is empty because she does not know how to save the numbers in her phone BUT she is the old type that saves numbers in her HEAD (not the Brain).
Bureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaabissasas. kuku ya........................

On Sun, Sep 12, 2010 at 6:37 PM, Jectone Ndunya <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com> wrote:
To all mine friends,
I discovered just the other day when i took my beloved Kamba Chik to Elementaita Lodge for Id ull Ftr that she dint have my phone number saved in her phone book.

I noticed this at some point in the middle of the night when i woke up to play some games in her phone when the instincts of my dead grand ma spoke to me that i should call my number using her phone. I WAS SHOCKED TO MY MANHOOD THAT MY CHICK HAD IT NOT SAVED IN HER PHONE BOOK. Then i had to wake her up for interrogation and she potrayed a face like that of a thief found with his fingers in the granary.Then she quickly saved it then went back to sleep.

She could not explain only saying that it may have been a mistake, but what mistake when she manages to call my number like 5 times a day?

Even the soothing love messages that I've been sending her were no where in her phone, telling that she could be seeing more men therefore the reason not to keep anything from any man in her phone book.

I think you men should start being too close with your wives or girlfriends Phones because its an object that is too close to their chest and carries most secrets. Am contemplating sending her a flower of good bye.




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