Thursday, September 16, 2010

RE: SEX & BACK PAIN

Kuria,

I dont want the old memories of my early child hood to come back to me like you are trying to do my brother==But Jex and his team be warned that we are not their rika at all==

Kuria can you believe I used to scrub my own mother's back as she bathed till I over grew that habit in form two.As you rightly put it,gishagi was one long extended homes with no breaks as ujamaa kind of.So given there was no power to warm the bathing waters,my mum formed this habbit of laying her water in the sun openly kwa karaya for about 45 minutes by which time t would be warm then shout my name after a few handful showers'.I would then be given an already wet cloth foaming with soap to do her back==for the time i was in primary school it never seemed a big deal but as we began those baba na mama trades I became fearful of this habbit whcich never seemed to bother Mama till I rebelled at form two.

Lets talk the rest the two of us since we sound Greek to akina Jex

Ja'kamburi




Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 10:29:07 -0400
Subject: Re: SEX & BACK PAIN
From: kjmwangi@gmail.com
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com

Mburi,
Then you are a mzee wa rika yangu and so you need to join Rose and yours truly in demanding heshima from akina Jex. Rose should forgive him since he didnt know they are not of the same rika.
 
For your information, I was sexually active before age 10 and remember those days because we lived in a proper gichagi, all homes in one area and so it looked like a town except most homes were grass thatched. As we waited for wazazi to return, we would do those baba na mama games. Since I looked bigger than my age, I always acted the baba character. Some useless girls with boobs joined those games and so one can talk of sexual abuse since there is no way a girl of 14 years in standard six should have been allowed to take part in a drama involving under 10 years and assumed the role of mama. The thick kids, some older than yours truly would be put to sleep in their bedroom (some bushy areas but covered with stolen shukas and blankets.
 
Muthoni, the 14 year old would prepare our bedroom and we would do the baba and mama games in the bedroom (another canopy) and under the blankets she would get what mamas get from babas. I loved it and no kid knew what was going on under those blankets, some acts done in real homes in real baba and mama beds.
 
One time I took the game too far and on  those sweet potatoes pines. I was got by the owner on top working on Muthoni, the 14 year old and I was about 10. The owner, Mbetha, threw a block of soil at us and was hit on the head. I took off naked since the shirt was left on pines (no underwears then, than God since sex was easy since a woman wore only a dress and a boy only a long shirt, no shorts, no trousers, no underwears. So I was stupid to undress fully since most time one only lifted the shirt up and the woman did the same and sex went on without hindrance. This time, we did it the way adults did but the lady had her dress on.
 
I ran butt naked and claimed that I was swimming at the local stream and a cow ate my shirt. So I went back home running like Adam and my Ave went her own way to her house on the side of the village.
 
Mbatha later brought the shirt to my mother and told her the whole story. I got back my whipping for the first time for the crime of passion or also known as fornication. That didnt stop fornication from taking place but I became more careful and Muthoni continued to provide the mama services until she was taken by a more developed carrier.

On Wed, Sep 15, 2010 at 6:01 AM, Eric Wabwaya Mburi <ewabwaya@hotmail.com> wrote:
Kuria,
You are at it again I can see.By the time you were being abused sexually by Muita's Aunty I was dealing freely with both consents with a chic twice my age.I was 16 then but I found it nice since she easily agreed but unfortunately we never sired anyone out of the thingi.Anyway tuheshimiane Kuria I have a grown girl who calls me Papa but I hate it when I think of this lousy Papa Likondi==The other day a research showed that Kenyans only brush their teeth oncea day pretending they are late for work and it turned out my mind rushed to Likondi as having been one of the interviewees during that research.

Papa wewe ni bure kabisa tuheshimiane vile Kuria amesema

Ja'kamburi




Subject: Re: SEX & BACK PAIN
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
From: mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca
Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2010 22:00:27 +0000




Rose is a distinguished lady who would not take Papa Likondi on any "offer" in a million years.

Courage

Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network

From: Eric Wabwaya Mburi <ewabwaya@hotmail.com>
Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2010 08:30:54 +0000
To: Agola Atieno<mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>
Subject: RE: SEX & BACK PAIN

Papa,

I hope you are not being suggestive to Rose by insinuating that she can come witness how you have helped other women!Papa I am reading sinister motive in this.Rose haana shida ya back Papa keep off please.

Rozzy===take my advice please

Ja'kamburi




Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2010 09:42:16 +0300
Subject: Re: SEX & BACK PAIN
From: papalikondi@googlemail.com
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com

Rose
Too much sex will hurt your back (Please insist on mating seasons like wild animals and you will save a lot of energy for other works)
Nuns and Priests have what we call a mating session. They chop each other. Singles are cowards who can't approach their opposite sex and ask for !@#$%^&&*****(^%.
Rose I think we have exhausted this topic unless you want to see with your own eyes how I help so many women with this problem.
Have a good Likondi day
Dr. Papa Likondi

On Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 12:20 AM, Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com> wrote:
Emmanuel
WHAT ANSWER DO YOU HAVE FOR THOSE MARRIED WOMEN WHO ARE PERMANENTLY COMPLAINING OF BACKACHE AND YET PRIESTS, NUNS, AND SINGLES ARE NOT COMPLAINING OF ANY BACKACHE


--- On Mon, 9/13/10, Emmanuel Yohana <eyohana@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Emmanuel Yohana <eyohana@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: SEX & BACK PAIN
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Monday, September 13, 2010, 12:48 AM


Rose,
The reason is that  people use science in their favor. Science can't prove everything. To prove that scientifically you need to have validated method which is unbiased.
I haven't come across one.
If this forum can assist in developing the standard method to prove the use of sex in backpain am sure we can be given the Nobel Prize in medicine and physiology ( is it still 1m USD?).
Emmanuel

 


From: Papa Likondi <papalikondi@googlemail.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Fri, September 10, 2010 8:51:44 AM
Subject: Re: SEX & BACK PAIN

Rose
Why cant you ask for practical evidence instead of scientific evidence?

On Fri, Sep 10, 2010 at 12:44 AM, Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com> wrote:
Emanuel
i have no problem if sex is able to cure backache, but are you able to give this forum any scientific evidence to prove your point? If yes please post to the forum your references

--- On Thu, 9/9/10, Emmanuel Yohana <eyohana@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Emmanuel Yohana <eyohana@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: SEX & BACK PAIN
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 3:15 AM

Rose,
It is true sex cure backpain.
I tried it long time ago and it worked. It is proven by our fore fathers and mothers for many thousand years. You can confirm this from your family elders.
 
Emmanuel


From: Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com; youngkenyansforchange@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thu, September 9, 2010 1:07:18 AM
Subject: SEX & BACK PAIN

IS IT TRUE THAT SEX CAN CURE BACKPAIN? I dont know. Whichever the case the treatment of back pain depends on the cause of pain. Where possible the cause of backpain is removed either by operation or modern medication. In some other cases different interventions are used. Please read the attached article and find out the truth. Always consult health professionals before doing any exercise because it can complicate the whole problem. NB: I am not a neurologists, physiotherapist, nor an orthopedic specialist (These are guys who deal with back pain issues)
Rose
+254722672157
+250722313852


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