Friday, September 24, 2010

Welcome to Mapenzi Bar and Rest’,

Dear Muita,
This bar looks like one from Weithaga or hapo Murarandia. This rogue crook has insulted village barmaids until you lose appetite for the fat barmaids. Look at the way he describes their petticoats but he is very mean to his Ndina. I hope the one you left in Weithaga does not come close to the ngunia described below:)....my wrinkled Mama watoto:). Shame on the roguebachelor. He comes out worse than Papa Likondi.

In my mind, farming is a very sweaty business. I have therefore always wondered how and why old farmers blow their hard-earned cash on fat barmaids with peeping, orange coloured petticoats at nondescript village pubs.

I cast a quick glance at the barmaids and I have to admit that they didn't look bad. But they didn't look hot either. To my utter shock, they all wore jeans and had made passable attempts at fixing their hair. I couldn't help musing that if I were an old farmer with several thousand shillings in my pocket after a year of word work on the farm, I wouldn't mind swapping my wrinkled Mama watoto for one of these vixens. Luckily, I am no farmer.

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