Saturday, July 31, 2010

Re: [KOL] More church leaders decamp to 'Yes'

Ndugu Sungu,
I agree. They will be humbled on August 5th when the results get out. They will be shocked. We will forgive them.

On Sat, Jul 31, 2010 at 12:42 PM, otieno sungu <sunoti@yahoo.com> wrote:
 

Kuria,
 
Ni aibu kubwa watu wanaosema maneno ya Mungu kuja ma porojo na uongo and then claim ati "my lawyer my lawyer", I want to ask my good uncle Migosi Mitawia to offer Kombo free legal service if he can spill the "beans" that he came yapping about.
 
It is a shame that these are the religious people, the reason I have been telling people to fear God, not religion. Many go  to church every Sunday, they claim they are catholic, pentecostal, anglican etc yet most lie with a straight face, they tell tales even Lucifer in his most wicked imagination  would fear to churn out!!!!!
 
Ati niko na dossier!!!!!
 
Otieno Sungu

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Sent: Sat, July 31, 2010 7:34:24 PM
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Migosi Sungu,
You are forgiven. I have humbly accepted the appointment.

Can you please tell Elijah Kombo to shut up? I am afraid to tell him so because he was a brethren until he started lying and making false allegations against us. My faith does not allow me to ask him to shut up leave alone call him pumbavu mavi ya kuku mkosa dini:) I wish I was not an askofu to call him names.

On Sat, Jul 31, 2010 at 12:07 PM, otieno sungu <sunoti@yahoo. com> wrote:
Hahahahahaha, Migosi Askofu Kuria wuod Mwangi,
 
I am not sleeping on the job, I am overwhelmed by the rate of defections, I am hereby declaring you my PA to help me keep track, I told you by Monday many will be falling over themselves after Wabukhala tactfully defected this week that just ended.
 
People are abandoning NO like it is a house on fire, just imagine at this rate what about  the Wanjikus whom we don't know? No wonder latest opinion polls show GREENS gaining followers like a habinger and dangerously getting to the 70%  from the 20% undecided which has now gone down to a mere 7% yet REDS have stagnated at 20%.
 
Otieno Sungu.
Still Monitoring and Overwhelmed by the NO Defections!! !!!

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Sent: Sat, July 31, 2010 6:54:03 PM
Subject: [KOL] More church leaders decamp to 'Yes'

 

Sungu,
You are sleeping on your job. Why did you forget this one?

More church leaders decamp to 'Yes'



Some 40 clergy decamped to the 'Yes' camp on Saturday. The clergy from God's Mercy Ministry drawn from Central, Nairobi, and Rift Valley provinces, decamped during a press conference at Kenol Market, Murang'a South District.

Led by the ministry leader, the Reverend Joseph Mahuro, they said they had realised the 'No' stand by the churches had created a rift among faithful.

"We now disown the Church stand and support the proposed law because it is good for the country," he said.


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    Re: Couple Prostitutes

    Rose,
    You were speaking in Kikamba (HAAAI. Nikyau mwanoo. :).

    Nobody said men like too big women nor did I see anyone say they need to be too thin.

    Way back when I was in KU working on my undergrads, this lady who was an year behind came to visit. She arrived in a mini skirt (I had forgotten to ask her to dress as if she was going to receive holy communion in church). Two people were not impressed, my grandma and my mother. 3 people were impressed, my younger brother and my grandpa. Grandpa commented that she did good to show us "iria" (milk which was the village name for KCCs. He actually called it mwitha which is fresh milk but who cares whether it was maziwa mara or maziwa sawa). My younger brother, then about 12 seemed to have received an erection because he kept on falling her with both hands in his pocket. That was crude but wanted to hear maoni ya familia.

    The beauty was thin and tall and the mini skirt covered nothing. She also had those tumbo cut t-shirt and so 80% of her tumbo was exposed and then through the see thro Tumbo cut, you could see the milk. A slight bend and the milk was out and then her below belt would be exposed and that seemed to get my brother worked up. My grandmother and mum gave me a lecture the following day after she left. She was too thin to give birth without complications (I should have supported her with a case of C-section). Grandma wanted to know what i was holding the previous night (I wanted to ask her who told her that I got the goodies but those days we never questioned elders).

    Next woman to visit was 3 times my size and she kept on holding her breath after walking a few feet. I was again told off and reminded that we needed somebody who could jog with me because I love jogging and they wondered who would be carrying those maize bags from the floor of the valley (you know Murang'a's hills are no joke).

    The answer lies there between. Not too big, not too thin.

    On Sat, Jul 31, 2010 at 5:41 AM, Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com> wrote:
    Kuri ooo

    Wonders will never end. The other day all the men including the one MAURICE ODUOR declared they wannt women with butts but not minus butts. Please save women time. Some of us had started taking hormones to inrease the the nyabarongo in our bodies so that the butts look resonable. I personally ordered those materials which are put (i forgot the name)on the butts to inrease the size. As you know in the list of my nicknames is mosquito(too thin for a human being). Now i am surprised the men have changed theirr tongue to say kinya biceke bii ngoogo(even the thin sugarcane has juice).  HAAAI. Nikyau mwanoo. (what is wrong with you). I used to hear men are like weather. They are unpredictable and actually one person told me that when a man is hungry for G.spot and he is ready he sees every woman looking like an angel. When the issue ends is when he sees a woman looking the real herself(NB: i have never been a man and please let my husband not know this. He has no time for emails. Smart guy). I got this information from a man. For sure i dont know how true it is. This explanation was given to me when one time i saw a very dirty mad woman pregnant, leave alone the very mentally and physically challenged who are also made pregnant some times by the "very understanding men ".
       Lets come back to the point Mr. Kuria and Mr Oduor, if what i have said above is correct, why are you surprised to see these women in Koinge and earning man? I imagine the guys who go there are very ready for G.spot therefore will not see what you are seeing until they are satisfied. This is why some run away without paying.
       Guys please forgive me for disclosing what happens in men"s world. Ladies, please dont take men seriously even when they call you an angel. Check his G. spot first if he is not your husband. In any case what the hell would you be doing with a koinange man unless he is your husband.


    From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com>
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    Sent: Fri, July 30, 2010 7:26:48 PM
    Subject: Re: Couple Prostitutes

    One was okay and the other had some kasoro but that is from outside. Even Maurice wouldnt know how they are inside since he has never been a customer. Only customers and God would know mambo ya dani but I believe Maurice meant oustide. Like Maurice I assumed one has to be striking to do that bussiness and none of them is striking. Too much meat for commericial sex work but okay for marriage bussines depending on the man who marries them since men are expected to be uglier than than the women they marry unless they brought lots of stuff on the table to compensate for the loss.

    On Fri, Jul 30, 2010 at 5:23 AM, mutwota richard <mutwotar@yahoo.com> wrote:
    this maurice guy must be very handsome? none was beautiful? as they say beauty is in the eyes of the beeer-holder?

    --- On Thu, 7/29/10, Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com> wrote:

    From: Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com>
    Subject: Re: Couple Prostitutes
    To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
    Date: Thursday, July 29, 2010, 12:31 PM


    i think i should also start this business. 3,000 per night for one month considering she does not go to church and even if 3 men per day are not hard to capture as long as all the teeth and techniques are there. 3000*30=9000(appro. 1,150 usd). Imagine and you will go to the shamba, milk the cows , keep chicken, go for kibarua araful jioni ha ha ha G.SPOT because some husbands cannot trace it. A very good idea. Untaxed money wow. I will seriously think about it. Mean while i declare am no more Mrs Meru the hugly but this time I will be Mrs Meru the beeaauuttiiffuull.

    From: "mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca" <mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca>
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    Sent: Thu, July 29, 2010 8:19:46 AM
    Subject: Re: Couple Prostitutes

    What shocked me the most was that anyone would pay to sleep with them at all. None of them looked attractive at all, I am sorry to say.

    Courage
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    From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com>
    Date: Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:13:49 -0400
    Subject: Re: Couple Prostitutes

    Peris,
    At first I thought it was a joke. Those fellows exposed those women vibaya sana. Why would one want to go on camera on such hot topic? The sound and the face partially exposed would make even a 5 year old know who they are. Even the legs would expose them. I doubt the marriages would last but may be the money will make the marriage last. That was the most shocking piece I have seen for a long time. Looks like a common occurence but if they got them in those places, then they are at home there.
    KURIA

    On Wed, Jul 28, 2010 at 8:46 AM, peris wangari <c_karanjake@yahoo.com> wrote:
    Personally, the confessions shocked me beyond words! yet its so very real.


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    From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com>
    Subject: Couple Prostitutes
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    Date: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 6:49 PM

    Gentlemen,
    You need to pull up your socks or your wives will get it somewhere in the streets (Think Koinange).

    http://www.youtube.com/user/kenyacitizentv#p/u/8/9RaUtt-tZG4

    Prostitution has always been regarded as venture for single people. But as Citizen TV found out in Mombasa recently, some married women are turning to sex work. Our reporter Georgette Kareithi spoke to two married women who admitted to being commercial sex workers and even claimed their spouses knew about it.

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    Re: [KOL] More church leaders decamp to 'Yes'

    Kuria,
     
    Ni aibu kubwa watu wanaosema maneno ya Mungu kuja ma porojo na uongo and then claim ati "my lawyer my lawyer", I want to ask my good uncle Migosi Mitawia to offer Kombo free legal service if he can spill the "beans" that he came yapping about.
     
    It is a shame that these are the religious people, the reason I have been telling people to fear God, not religion. Many go  to church every Sunday, they claim they are catholic, pentecostal, anglican etc yet most lie with a straight face, they tell tales even Lucifer in his most wicked imagination  would fear to churn out!!!!!
     
    Ati niko na dossier!!!!!
     
    Otieno Sungu

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    Subject: Re: [KOL] More church leaders decamp to 'Yes'

     

    Migosi Sungu,
    You are forgiven. I have humbly accepted the appointment.

    Can you please tell Elijah Kombo to shut up? I am afraid to tell him so because he was a brethren until he started lying and making false allegations against us. My faith does not allow me to ask him to shut up leave alone call him pumbavu mavi ya kuku mkosa dini:) I wish I was not an askofu to call him names.

    On Sat, Jul 31, 2010 at 12:07 PM, otieno sungu <sunoti@yahoo. com> wrote:
    Hahahahahaha, Migosi Askofu Kuria wuod Mwangi,
     
    I am not sleeping on the job, I am overwhelmed by the rate of defections, I am hereby declaring you my PA to help me keep track, I told you by Monday many will be falling over themselves after Wabukhala tactfully defected this week that just ended.
     
    People are abandoning NO like it is a house on fire, just imagine at this rate what about  the Wanjikus whom we don't know? No wonder latest opinion polls show GREENS gaining followers like a habinger and dangerously getting to the 70%  from the 20% undecided which has now gone down to a mere 7% yet REDS have stagnated at 20%.
     
    Otieno Sungu.
    Still Monitoring and Overwhelmed by the NO Defections!! !!!

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    Sent: Sat, July 31, 2010 6:54:03 PM
    Subject: [KOL] More church leaders decamp to 'Yes'

     

    Sungu,
    You are sleeping on your job. Why did you forget this one?

    More church leaders decamp to 'Yes'



    Some 40 clergy decamped to the 'Yes' camp on Saturday. The clergy from God's Mercy Ministry drawn from Central, Nairobi, and Rift Valley provinces, decamped during a press conference at Kenol Market, Murang'a South District.

    Led by the ministry leader, the Reverend Joseph Mahuro, they said they had realised the 'No' stand by the churches had created a rift among faithful.

    "We now disown the Church stand and support the proposed law because it is good for the country," he said.


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        Re: [KOL] More church leaders decamp to 'Yes'

        Migosi Sungu,
        You are forgiven. I have humbly accepted the appointment.

        Can you please tell Elijah Kombo to shut up? I am afraid to tell him so because he was a brethren until he started lying and making false allegations against us. My faith does not allow me to ask him to shut up leave alone call him pumbavu mavi ya kuku mkosa dini:) I wish I was not an askofu to call him names.

        On Sat, Jul 31, 2010 at 12:07 PM, otieno sungu <sunoti@yahoo.com> wrote:
        Hahahahahaha, Migosi Askofu Kuria wuod Mwangi,
         
        I am not sleeping on the job, I am overwhelmed by the rate of defections, I am hereby declaring you my PA to help me keep track, I told you by Monday many will be falling over themselves after Wabukhala tactfully defected this week that just ended.
         
        People are abandoning NO like it is a house on fire, just imagine at this rate what about  the Wanjikus whom we don't know? No wonder latest opinion polls show GREENS gaining followers like a habinger and dangerously getting to the 70%  from the 20% undecided which has now gone down to a mere 7% yet REDS have stagnated at 20%.
         
        Otieno Sungu.
        Still Monitoring and Overwhelmed by the NO Defections!!!!!

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        Sungu,
        You are sleeping on your job. Why did you forget this one?

        More church leaders decamp to 'Yes'



        Some 40 clergy decamped to the 'Yes' camp on Saturday. The clergy from God's Mercy Ministry drawn from Central, Nairobi, and Rift Valley provinces, decamped during a press conference at Kenol Market, Murang'a South District.

        Led by the ministry leader, the Reverend Joseph Mahuro, they said they had realised the 'No' stand by the churches had created a rift among faithful.

        "We now disown the Church stand and support the proposed law because it is good for the country," he said.


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          Re: [africa-oped] Raila Was Recalled on His way to Heaven, Kibaki, PM confident of 'Yes' win

          Kombo,
          Meza wembe:)

          On another note, did you apologize for the lies you flooded these fora with? When you preach tomorrow in the church, please do remember to ask God for forgiveness or else you will be called by the devil instead:).

          Salimia mama na watoto and tell them you feel the quilt for the lies you have flooded these fora with. At least even if God turns down your apology, your family will forgive you.

          Good night Ndugu Kombo.

          On Sat, Jul 31, 2010 at 12:14 PM, Elijah Kombo <komboelijah@yahoo.com> wrote:
           

          Askofu - Are you not tired of posting what people can easily read on Nation Media? I am sure no one on this forum has not read or heard Raila roar in Kisumu.....
           
          Moi doesnt make any one of us happy or does he to you? Tumuache aendelea kuongea ukweli wa maneno swince Kibaki was the first to move the motion on One Party State!  But we are talking about the future of Kenya and not Raila, Kibaki, Moi etc. Today i decided to hate since hate is somehow pressurable. So i said watu wajinga ndio wanendelea kutupiana maneno na porojo bila ukweli. Na wale wajinga zaidi ni wale hawatakii kujiamini na kuamini ile uwezo na nguvu Mungu amewapatia. I believe the current crop of leaders were NOT better placed to deliver a new constitution. We are - and we ned to vote them out. So from now, i will refrain commenting on current failed leaders - but today's visionary leaders.
           
          Have you tried to place a hyena and a dog in the same cage with a piece of meat? Will you send a dog to deliver meat to your starving neighbour?
           
          Or by mere visiting the animal orphanage at lunch time, you may learn some lessons. After feasting on meat, the king of the jungle turns and urinates towards the on-lookers, and then roars!
           
          The constitution is so good that we have gone dry of defending the contentious clauses that are still living in our midst. The analogy on heaven calling is not about this Katiba, a clear 2012 presidential contest and this is NOT what Kenyans want -atleast ME!
           
          Regards
          Kombo Elijah

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          Subject: [africa-oped] Raila Was Recalled on His way to Heaven, Kibaki, PM confident of 'Yes' win

           



          "Somebody had called me to Heaven, but when God heard that I was on the way going, He summoned Paul and asked him who had called Raila. Paul said that it was a wrong number. Then God asked me to to come back and serve my people as I had a lot of work to do and I am back," Mr Odinga said.

          Meanwhile, Kibaki renews his attacks on Mzee Moi:

          Mr Kibaki renewed his attack on former President Moi saying that he should not be a stumbling block to reforms in the country.

          He insisted that he had time to give Kenyans a new constitution but failed.

          "We have no time to talk about an individual who failed to give us a new constitution after along time," he said.


          http://www.nation. co.ke/Referendum /Kibaki,% 20PM%20confident %20of%20% 20Yes%20win/ -/926046/ 968286/-/ j6p317z/- /index.html

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          Re: [KOL] More church leaders decamp to 'Yes'

          Hahahahahaha, Migosi Askofu Kuria wuod Mwangi,
           
          I am not sleeping on the job, I am overwhelmed by the rate of defections, I am hereby declaring you my PA to help me keep track, I told you by Monday many will be falling over themselves after Wabukhala tactfully defected this week that just ended.
           
          People are abandoning NO like it is a house on fire, just imagine at this rate what about  the Wanjikus whom we don't know? No wonder latest opinion polls show GREENS gaining followers like a habinger and dangerously getting to the 70%  from the 20% undecided which has now gone down to a mere 7% yet REDS have stagnated at 20%.
           
          Otieno Sungu.
          Still Monitoring and Overwhelmed by the NO Defections!!!!!

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          Subject: [KOL] More church leaders decamp to 'Yes'

           

          Sungu,
          You are sleeping on your job. Why did you forget this one?

          More church leaders decamp to 'Yes'



          Some 40 clergy decamped to the 'Yes' camp on Saturday. The clergy from God's Mercy Ministry drawn from Central, Nairobi, and Rift Valley provinces, decamped during a press conference at Kenol Market, Murang'a South District.

          Led by the ministry leader, the Reverend Joseph Mahuro, they said they had realised the 'No' stand by the churches had created a rift among faithful.

          "We now disown the Church stand and support the proposed law because it is good for the country," he said.


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            Re: Is there any scientific Explanation to this?

             you dont need as much effort to go for short call as you need for a long call. Its easy to pass urine on yourself if not given chance to relieve yourself than passing stool on yourself. The body is able to postphone the urge for stool but not for urine. The result for postponing the long call is passing hard stool because of water reabsorbtion   by the intestines. For the urine, it cant be reabsorbed when its already in the bladder and therefore an urge especially for men is to pour it out .
            Sorry i am not a specialists in this area and therefore cannot give you more details. i hope you have abit of understanding from my explanation.. These are scientific facts
            Rose
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            From: Solomon Ojoo <Ojoo@Starlit.co.ke>
            To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
            Sent: Fri, July 30, 2010 11:52:06 AM
            Subject: Re: Is there any scientific Explanation to this?

            And can any scientist in the forum explain to me why when you go for short call, you do not experience long call but when you go for long call, then the short call must respond.
             
             
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            Date: 29-07-2010 22:33:09
            Subject: Re: Is there any scientific Explanation to this?
             
            To keep any roaming spirits.

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            I've been wondering since i was young why Men always look to the sky while urinating while the females look down while doing the same.
             
            Could some one please break the ice for me?
             
            Thanks

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            More church leaders decamp to 'Yes'

            Sungu,
            You are sleeping on your job. Why did you forget this one?

            More church leaders decamp to 'Yes'



            Some 40 clergy decamped to the 'Yes' camp on Saturday. The clergy from God's Mercy Ministry drawn from Central, Nairobi, and Rift Valley provinces, decamped during a press conference at Kenol Market, Murang'a South District.

            Led by the ministry leader, the Reverend Joseph Mahuro, they said they had realised the 'No' stand by the churches had created a rift among faithful.

            "We now disown the Church stand and support the proposed law because it is good for the country," he said.


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            Raila Was Recalled on His way to Heaven, Kibaki, PM confident of 'Yes' win



            "Somebody had called me to Heaven, but when God heard that I was on the way going, He summoned Paul and asked him who had called Raila. Paul said that it was a wrong number. Then God asked me to to come back and serve my people as I had a lot of work to do and I am back," Mr Odinga said.

            Meanwhile, Kibaki renews his attacks on Mzee Moi:

            Mr Kibaki renewed his attack on former President Moi saying that he should not be a stumbling block to reforms in the country.

            He insisted that he had time to give Kenyans a new constitution but failed.

            "We have no time to talk about an individual who failed to give us a new constitution after along time," he said.


            http://www.nation.co.ke/Referendum/Kibaki,%20PM%20confident%20of%20%20Yes%20win/-/926046/968286/-/j6p317z/-/index.html

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            Hon.Dr.(Bishop.) Margret Wanjiru Losses The Starehe Seat !

            WAS MHESHIMIWA MARGRET  FOUND TO HAVE COMMITTED ANY WRONG/IRREGULARITY!

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            Subject: Re: [YP_Ke] Hon.Dr.(Bishop.) Margret Wanjiru Losses The Starehe Seat !
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            Date: Friday, July 30, 2010, 9:44 AM

            So what was she talking about quality voters and noisemakers? What did she mean by that? I hope she will not use, "The devil is a liar" catch phrase in her sermon on Sunday to justify her defeat.

            On Fri, Jul 30, 2010 at 12:37 PM, Evans MACHERA <evansmachera@yahoo.com> wrote:

            Dr.(Bishop) Margret Wanjiru of Jesus is a life Ministries,who stood on an ODM Ticket and was appointed an assistant minister lost to a pettition by Maina Kamanda.

            WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE Hon.Dr.Bishop Wanjiru!

            Others who have lost before includes Hons.Onyancha of Bomachoge,Thuo of Juja,and Magara of south Mugirango.

            Such are testimonies and indicators that the 2007 elections was highly flawed.

            The judiciary needs applause for the speedy work,but needs o do more.

            Evans MACHERA.

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            Re: Wabhukula now "allows" Anglicans to vote YES!!!!!

            Thanka Sungu and yes we trust you and looking forward to Monday and then wednesday for the real outcome that Kenyans have been waiting for 20 years But denied by a few powerful Kenyans and their networks.

            God bless Kenya as the struggle contiunues
             
            Regards



            Elijah Agevi


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            Subject: Wabhukula now "allows" Anglicans to vote YES!!!!!

            I said that this week would end with a very dramatic announcement from the church. If you have been following my monitoring of defections column closely, I mentioned that even the clergy will make a very loaded statement by end of the week.

             

            Anglican Archbishop Reverend Eliud Wabukala of the Anglican church has now "allowed" voters to vote with their conscience. This is where all churches should have begun from. This is a tactical face saving mechanism because Wabhukula, a very level headed person unlike Cardinal Njue and Cannon Karanja, has seen this KATIBA passing with embarrassing figures for the church.

             

            Instead of waiting to the ultimate embarrasment of 20% NO, he has taken a tactical retreat so that after the over 65% YES vote on August 4th, he can wriggle out of the  misadvise that many have told them they have taken the church.

             

            Cardinal Njue has been left in this alone with the Evangelicals,many of whom do not command the same respect as the Catholic Church and Anglican Church. Njue still insist every Catholic has to vote NO, apparently forcefully!!!!

             

            The SDA saw this coming and are on safe and dry ground.

             

            It is sad that Njue still takes the Catholic Church on a path of self destruction from which it will not recover soon.

             

            http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/InsidePage.php?id=2000014987&cid=4&

             

            This is Wabhukula's tactical and tacit (defection) to  YES, his heart has never been fully NO except for  being forced by a section of clergy in his church to join NO.

             

            I have been monitoring and anylising these defections and keeping you posted on the implications. Look forward to Monday. I will give you breaking news, something big is in the offing!!!!!! I am very well informed I tell you!!!!

             

            Otieno Sungu.

            Monitoring the NO Defections!!!!


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