Dear Prince,
Who has been teaching beer brewing tricks? When did muratina get brewed from matina (buttocks?). Wewe uko na upuzi mingi. I think you read too much from the Luhyia breweries where they found women's kufuris in the brew whose only aim was to make the stuff lethal and attract customers. Wams is listening.
Otieno araap Mako'Sungu,
Victory in the battle of ideas is a chapter on a war long won. In the making of modern Israel, David Ben-Gurion, knew, in the war to establish control over the Sinai Penisnula, going to war with Egypt was going to war with the Arab World - now the Arab League of Nations.
Ben-Gurion's strategy was to concurrently airstrike Tehran, Baghdad, Istanbull, and Damascus. Then the Zionist's steel bold landed on Cairo and and on Alexandria. Smoke and grief rose and covered Egypt, covered the Arab World. Ben-Gurion had strategically defeated the Arab world. The small nation of Israel priding on one of its most intellectual war-time designers to enervate the entire un-laconic Muslim world.
And so how does the husband of the Princess, he of the Ben-Gurion medulla o'Kiplang'at submerge a schizoid carriercoon dangling on the neck of Oto's Ottoman Empire? Go to Mathioya and excite the conscience of his bhang-smoking, miraa-chewing brother-in-law, Bishop Kuria ole araap Mwangi (he who conducts the Holy Communion with kegs of busaa and muratina from matina). The Prince's in-law, the referee of the war, obiously wouldn't be the cause of his sister becoming a widow. Or just biting the fingers which provide him with a plethora of cannabis sativa from the forests of NC.
Yet to widen the precincts of the war on the Oto-man Empire, and bring it to its enfeebled feet, here comes the man from Juba. This is where the entire plot becomes absolutely complicated - it's the danger of an MD doing brain surgery with a broken bottle for a scalpel. Nonetheless, it does happen in the rich imagination of bhang-smoking heads.
Otieno Sungu, whose schizophrenic mission in Juba is to transfer lake Victoria to Southern Sudan accepts the offer of a job as assistant referee. The Bishop, the Prince's brother-in-law, having smoked bhang until acquiring a Ph.D. (permanent head damage) in phonetic argot, injects cocaine into Otieno's system by invoking inscriptions in gypsie language. Replace J with K, and B with M, and then you know the name of the land where the un-theological Ph.D. holder, Dr. Sungu, lives. And now you know the man from Juba is technically, at least in gypsie langauge, capable of transfering Lake Victoria to the deserts of oil-rich (lubricant-rich) Southern Sudan.
Now what does Prince-cum-David Ben-Gurion have to work with? Two minds with buzzing, black tar for their grey matter. As the two referees stand and look into the ring, it's anything but reality. Hallucinations, delusions and illusions uknown. Unknowable. Otiengo Sungu, the Bishop having replaced his domicile's phonemes - J with K, and B with M, and ensured the possibility of a fisherman transferring Lake Lolwe to the oil-rich desert of Southern Sudan, envisions Komarock as Kumarock. Lake transfer completed with perfect schizoKuriaSungu efficiency.
Next.
More medicinal herbs to the bishop! Who must never declare a war of blame, at least never on his nephews' and nieces' ability to avoid malnutrition. More tar and crude oil fumes into the head of schizoid Sungu to hone up the split psyche and sign a contract with a pathology on whose mental-viral wounds of hallcination and delusion Juba Country acquires the magnificiency of Lake Victoria. With omena, mbuta, kamongo, a lot of fres fis.
Out over the great battle zone, their vision is a smoggersboard. As far as the referees can see the country is burned away, the blackened shapes of rock standing out of the shoals of ash and billows of ash rising up and blowing up downcountry through the waste. The truck of the dull Oto-man Empire falling unseen beyond the murk and mire. Punda wewe, araap ole Oketch for putting your head in the gaping mouth of a shark. Ngamia ya Juba wewe! Knockout before the puglistic war begins -
Now you must retrieve your flattened head and take it to Juba for reshaping, remodeling. But before you do so, the bhang-smoker, Bishop Kuria ole Mwangi, must advice on phonology. Replace J with K, and B with M, and your head is where it belongs. Or is it in Kumarock? Have a phonetic day, won't you?
The brother-in-law of the Bishop, somewhere in the forests of North Carolina.
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From: sunoti@yahoo.com
Date: Sat, 17 Jul 2010 10:12:55 -0700
Subject: Re: [KOL] Re: [Siasa-Kenya] Countdown to August 4th - Why we must say "NO"!
Migosi Askofu,I agree this is a fight which we cannot allow to go on in our wisdom. As your assistant on this, we declare this fight null and void even before it begins because it will be like asking a person whose hands are tied behind his back to box his opponent.Oto does not know abuses well enough for us to let him attempt this futile fight.For that reason, we shall consult privately to find Prince Mobi a suitable opponent whom he ca go toes to toe.Oto is good for Okiya or the other Daktari he was spoiling to fight but the Daktari chickened out. There are civil fights like the one Oto fights and the muddy piggy ones like those for Prince Mobi.Otieno Sungu
From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com>
To: otieno sungu <sunoti@yahoo.com>
Cc: kenyaonline@yahoogroups.com; Kassdiaspora Debate <kassdiaspora@yahoogroups.com>; SIASA <siasa-kenya@yahoogroups.com>; mwananchi@yahoogroups.com; Princess Wams <wams2006@gmail.com>; Dr. Sambu <kipsambu@gmail.com>; Mlalahoi <mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>
Sent: Sat, July 17, 2010 8:04:33 PM
Subject: Re: [KOL] Re: [Siasa-Kenya] Countdown to August 4th - Why we must say "NO"!
Ndugu Sungu,
I would rather Oto keep off the Prince. First Oto is now gifted with matusi and will be floored on round one. Second, Oto thinks he can win these cyber wars without the aid of the herb. No, he should not forget the Prince has his breakfast, lunch and dinner accompanied with a snack in the form of bangi. It is like trying to compete with somebody who takes steroids 3 times. Even Octopus Paul will pick up the prince as the winner.
To show how the good herb harvested in the Forests of North Carolina works magic, sample these two:
One such area is portrayed on my foregoing eloquence upon which you've farted black tar.
Oto, with due reference to the elusive concept of respect, you're an ABSOLUTE IDIOT
Here is further evidence of the efficacy of the herb:
Kumarock Chairman!
Now tell me why the good people of Komarock should not protest with their good name being christined Kumarock? Kwani where did a soft thing become a rock?
What happens when he smokes another one and start talking about your adapted town of Juba? Dont you think J and B will be replaced by K and M.
I am not going to allow Oto to debate with the Prince unless he also promises to look for the herb in Karura forest so that the Prince does not have an advantage. This is like tying to force VW beatle compete with a 4 wheel drive Jeep in a rocky terrain.
Tell Oto to focus on General Kombo and leave the Prince alone.
Kuria
On Sat, Jul 17, 2010 at 12:42 PM, otieno sungu <sunoti@yahoo.com> wrote:
Prince Mobi,I, the able assistant of Kuria Mwangi will be on standby to assist Migosi Askofu Kuria wuod Mwangi referee the fight of two of the greatest blog worriors. We will ensure no one hits below the belt. Having ourselves fought great battles and lived to tell our expoloits, we are in a position to oversee this one unlike Kivuitu who was consigned to oblivion by his inability to oversee a good fight.Put on your gloves and teeth protection because Oto is known to hit hard, he has made a few worriors run around crying like little children and have now taken leave from blog activity as they are still recuperating from his knock out punches.Otieno Sungu
From: Kiptenengen arap Matiangigen <kmatiangigen@yahoo.com>Sent: Sat, July 17, 2010 7:36:03 PM
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Subject: Re: [KOL] Re: [Siasa-Kenya] Countdown to August 4th - Why we must say "NO"!
From: odhiambo okecth <komarockswatch@ yahoo.com>
Subject: [KOL] Re: [Siasa-Kenya] Countdown to August 4th - Why we must say "NO"!
Date: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 5:35 AM
Henry,
The reasons you have so eloquently listed are all the reason why we should vote YES. A NO vote means we maintain the statu quo.
It means MPs continue fixing their own salaries at will every 3 years. It means corruption continues as a way of life. It means political patronage continues the way it has all along. It means that tribalism will continue taking centre stage as it has in the last 46 years. NO Vote means we continue in the roulette dance.
Read my next post on our talks with The Prince. Shortly.
Vote YES and save us from the issues herein listed by Henry.
Oto
Happy to have enlisted the General on to the YES Team. Pursuing the Prince now
--- On Fri, 7/16/10, Henry Gichaba <gichabamob@hotmail. com> wrote:
From: Henry Gichaba <gichabamob@hotmail. com>
Subject: [Siasa-Kenya] Countdown to August 4th - Why we must say "NO"!
To: "Kassdiaspora Debate" <kassdiaspora@ yahoogroups. com>, kenyaonline@ yahoogroups. com, "SIASA" <siasa-kenya@ yahoogroups. com>, mwananchi@yahoogrou ps.com, "Princess Wams" <wams2006@gmail. com>, "Kuria Mwangi" <kjmwangi@gmail. com>, "Dr. Sambu" <kipsambu@gmail. com>
Date: Friday, July 16, 2010, 1:19 PM
Dear Kenyans,
The Draft Constitution mandates a maximum of 290 MPs and 47 Senators. It'd mean an additional 80 MPs and 47 Senators, making 127 MPs/Senators. Based on our current MP pay and perks, which is close to 2 million shillings per month, an additional 127 MPs/Senators would mean an unnecessary additional Ksh. 254 million per month spent on their salaries.
We already have 210 MPs, a number that's already a financial burden to an economy gasping for oxygen. Instead of using Ksh. 254 million every month to pay a crowd of MPs we don't need, this money could be used to build/equip schools, provide scholarships to needy but bright children, train more agriculture extention workers, put more policemen in our streets, fight corruption or simply continue to pay our daunting national debt.
The government, unlike you and I, has no job - doesn't have a source of income. It depends on the taxes levied on us to meet its expenditures - part of which is the salaries paid to MPs/Senators. This means that once there are more MPs/Gov. officials to be paid, we're taxed more. It's especially painful when our money is taxed to pay salaries of officers we don't need or better still, unproductive ones.
Well, on August 4th, 2010, you'll make the choice whether to be taxed more to enrich the pockets of 127 more MPs/Senators or to keep your money in the pocket. Such is the unambiguous choice - pay for your child's education and healthcare, pave your local road, improve your lifestock, coffee, tea, fish industry or in general, pay for the functions which promote the creation of opportunity in our country or vote "Yes" for your own impoverishment.
If we vote "Yes" we would've empowered the means by which our own impoverishment is enhanced. A "NO" vote would mean more money in our pockets. And more opportunity for us and for those whose lives we must cherish.
Kenyans of true honor must not succumb to the crudity of another constitutional yoke around their necks.
Mobbi Gichaba, somewhere in the forests of North Carolina.
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