Re: ..of short people.

Muita,

Where is Darkness (Nduma?). You need to invite him to these fora so that he can met akina Edell and other tufupis. He has the rare combination of stupidity, humor and wisdom.

 

Is he tall? If yes, I understand why he thinks God loves him because he inhales the best air and so he has the advantage of farting on  the short people and not sharing the air he has polluted.

 

He is right that short women and men feel like everybody else is against them and so they are always defensive and combative. They are physically and verbally abusive. If your mother is short, you will live in hell in the form of your home, if the short woman happens to be your wife, the verbal and physical abuse will be the order of the day.

 

My psychology prof in KU taught us that fat people are easy going. They are not abusive (verbal or physically) but the short one is another case, men not having sex because no woman want a kafupi on her as if he is a pig or kiihu (mongoose) to be avoided will be hostile, hates women and men and thinks by being aggressive he gets respect, women not getting married because nobody wants those short genes passed to their children.

 

Clinical psychologists will tell you that the tufupis are aggressive and nasty. They think everybody is looking down up them. You look at a kafupi woman and she is verbally abusive (why are you looking at me? You think I am your mama? Kumbafu. You think you are handsome because you are tall? Dont look at me again or punch those eyes-Yet she cant even reach your chest leave alone your eyes unless you knelt down to let her punch your eyes).

 

Now your friend Nduma becomes as stupid as Nduma (darkness) on the air thing. He is behaving like a woman who was my neighbor, a Wanja Kihii (Tom Boy). Only woman I know who climbed trees in a skirt yet she never wore panties but did it anyway to show boys that they were not special. She climbed any tree faster than a monkey and boys cheered her, mostly because they wanted to see her Nyairobi (Nairobi which is another name for Gikware or women goodies). Wanjiru would climb a tree carrying a bunch of bananas and then spend the rest of the day on top of the tallest tree in the land, eating bananas or the njurio (food) she had with her. She claimed she was getting fresh air on top of the tree. She would then spread her legs widely so that her Nyairobi could also get fresh air. She needed fresh air for her Nyairobi because she was also a Ciirunde (easy lay) and people claimed the fresh air helped her nyairobi remain fresh with unpulluted oxygen.

 

Wanjiru is the same Wanja Kihii who would be taking walks with boys as we went hunting instead of going to dig or cultivate the fields with her mother and sisters. she brought home meat and her family forgot about it. When she didnt bring meat home, her mother beat her senselessly and sent her out of the house untill she cleared her portion of land. No problem for Wanjiru.

 

Wanjiru is the same one I talked about some few moons ago. She would get a few boys, some stupid ones like one I wont name for obvious reasons, five or 3 and then grab some jembes and some ngunias and a blanket. Under the full moon, sometimes in darkness, she made the boys work, 4 each time while the fifth one works on her. Once the got exhausted, the other one took over and continued from where his peer left untill the five boys or more got one each or according to the areas to be cleared. So Wanjiru got her five rounds from five boys. It was a win-win-win for everybody. She got enough rounds, her farm was cleared, the boys got their shot and her family had more land cleared than if Wanjiru worked on the land herself. So three groups of people won. It was therefore in order for Wanjiru to climb a tree the following day and spread her legs in the air for her gikware to get fresh air. You cant accuse her of exposing her gikware ovyo ovyo because the same boys watching it are the same ones who worked on her and in her field later at night. It is like somebody accusing you of seeing the nakedness of your girlfriend or wife.

 

Kuria

On Mon, Jul 19, 2010 at 2:14 AM, Muita Wangoko <muitawangoko@gmail.com> wrote:

Good people,

All my life it not the entire of it, I have always found it hard to understand why short human beings are so high tempered, aggressive, proud and the list can go on.  Do we have some research done on this phenomenon? Take for instance, all my ndinakukondas who have been short, gave me a lot of trouble.  They sometimes tend to feel like you are not giving enough of everything else...where everything else is that else that you have always given out to them thanks to the many fruits of the Holy Spirit.

Yours truly though was never shaken at anyone time over came all their fears by giving them what they wanted and I getting what I deserved..  Nduma, my good friend of many years, suggests that it because they breathe the already used air since they are below the tall people and therefore the exhausted air is the catalyst to their way of looking and doing things.  He goes on to suggest that they could also be possibly getting stale information since they are short, there reception of information takes time.  It's like those residences which are at the bottom of a valley, they always find it hard to get some air waves from the masts.   

Nduma, who never ceases to amuse me, further suggests that most short people feel like the tall people conspire against them and hide some details they get to see to the advantage of their height.  Never go hiking or for a picnic with a short person simply because you won't enjoy it.

When their tempers rises just next to boiling point, be assured that they can possibly throw anything at you apart or nearly themselves.  Deep in the abyss of the expanse of human intelligence, there must be a proper and genial way of handling the short human beings.  If you have any facts...please feel free to share.

Always and ever yours truly,

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