That fellow is called Mpuru Abuuri; he's always vied for Tigania-East mp but lost, sometimes in questionable circumstances. Illiterate, but a real rubble-rouser! Yes, he's ODM and there are rumors that Jaramogi may have fathered him; the legend goes, his mother used to either work for, or belong to those old choirs that sang for OO and Jomo. During the breaks, mzee OO is said to have checked her out.
Whether in acknowledgement of this or for other reasons, Tinga has a soft spot for the fellow and has really assisted him. Built him a decent home in shaggs, help setup some timber biashara in Nbi and I think gives him handouts on occasion. He's the fellow that tried to sneak some documents(odm) to the Chinese president sometimes back; of course was unsuccessful and promptly arrested.
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Sent: Sun, Jul 18, 2010 7:13 pm
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Kibaya,
Thanks. It is the way Murungi sang which I found hilarious and the way it came out, the frog and it getting aroused with reference to Kibaki and Uhuru. I knew he was talking about something else but most folks from the other side of the mountain found it amusing.
And what is the name of that Meru fellow who looks like Raila? I think he is ODM and almost thought it was Raila. Raila should hire him to be his double. He had good songs too:)
Kuria
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Thanks. It is the way Murungi sang which I found hilarious and the way it came out, the frog and it getting aroused with reference to Kibaki and Uhuru. I knew he was talking about something else but most folks from the other side of the mountain found it amusing.
And what is the name of that Meru fellow who looks like Raila? I think he is ODM and almost thought it was Raila. Raila should hire him to be his double. He had good songs too:)
Kuria
On Sun, Jul 18, 2010 at 11:42 AM, <kibaya@aol.com> wrote:
ha ha ha...this is hilarious stuff! No Kuria, Kiraitu is not capable of the kind of humor you find in Gumo the 'Kaa Ngumu' guy or even kibaki. Here he's insulting the NO team by calling them frogs and saying when they hear of kibaki or Uhuru they flee. The whole statement was 'Gukia tiiri' meaning raise dust.It's true, "Gukia" by itself would mean raise or even get aroused the way Likondi does in july and August..., but when qualified by 'tiiri' (dust), it means raise dust, as the 'frogs' take to their heels. No humor here, simple war mongering; why dance with those sharp Njoras while calling your opponents frogs and the like?kibaya
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--Rose, Kibaya na Wameru wengine,
We need help here. Folks in other fora demands to know what Murungi is saying because he cannot be let to talk like that in any part of Central Province. Ucio ni waganu tupu (that is pure obscenity). A frog getting aroused on seeing Uhuru and Kibaki's face? I have never been entertained like that by a Mumeru! I had thought Ukambani is the center of obscenity. It is only in Ukambani where one would be heard cursing another using Kipchoge's sir name and other folks are not amused.
One time at Machakos bus stop I entered a mathree enroute to Nairobi but tried to get out because there was not seat. Without any provocation, the tout tells me, "Kino kii". That in Murang'a would cause the mathree to speed to ward 9, Murang'a Hospital to take the tout for treatment. That is where they house mentally sick people.
I replied, "What! ati kiao?" (What did you just call me?). The mathree, a 23 seater bus burst in laughter. They new I am illegal alien. The fellow replied again, "Kino kii and then some other stupid things like kitaba kya mwenyu". I later learned the fellow called me Kipchoge's surname and some your mama's butt which in Ukambani is no better than a Luo calling you Ngonyi Meru. That is not something which comes out of your mouth, esp. with your mama thing where I come from unless you have overdozed yourself with weed or you have severe mental illness. But they do the same here with that MF.
And kaa ngumu (Gumo) is just hilarious. I love that mzee, his humor is top of the list. Entertainment at it's best:
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"oooee ooee kiura kiona Uhuru gigiokia"
. I need a Mumeru here to explain to us what Murungi is saying..Why would would a frog get aroused on seeing Uhuru? And Kibaki of all the people. Kwani Meru frogs vichwa vyao mbaya?...
Askofu,I find Kaa Ngumu's one liners hilarious. Mtukubu rais mstaafu rather confused in his Un...UN..UNTP and blegi men statement. gospel according to st. williams ruto.![big_smile]()
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This is pure entertainment!BDHow did I forget that one? ....Kaa Ngumu answered Jirongo and made fun of himself, ati Mwanamume gani ata oa Gumo...That fellow has a serious face but he has humor yenyewe. You remember when he asked people to let Eugene run for the presidency? He said, "nikama mtoto akivaa viatu ya babake atembee. Muache. Ataenda wapi?Kenya kweli nchi ya ajabu!
Kuria
On Sat, Jul 17, 2010 at 9:09 PM, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote:
This message is meant for our brothers who are wasting time and money in court trying to get the referendum postponed.
And what is Murungi saying? Where I come, some of those words are obscene. Did I hear him say Kiura kiona Kibaki giokia in Kimeru? That is Gikuyu
means a frog saw Kibaki and it got aroused!
And the Gospel according to Saint Ruto!
http://www.youtube.com/user/kenyacitizentv#p/u/1/g1qaZkDR1-Q
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