How to wake up on...

...the right side of the bed and with the right foot.  This is already tested and it works.  All of you understand very well the consequences of waking up with the wrong foot and on the wrong side of the bed.  It is simply one thing you should never wish it happens.  Just try to do it right all the times and you'll realise why there's more glamour than you've ever thought of in a day.

And so today I woke up.  I normally wake up.  But on the wrong side and with the wrong foot.  For all perfectly normal human being, just go back to bed and assume it never happens - try to erase that part of memory this is an important factor to help fix this anomaly.  Tell yourself that you will try to correct it by sleeping not more than ten minutes.  I made a mistake of thinking about it and so I slept more than I was supposed to but luckily woke up on the right side and with the right foot.  But the slight lateness actually brought more trouble than there would be if I would have woken up on the wrong side and with the wrong foot.

The kind of bed and the layout of bed in a room are minor variables to consider.  The number of persons in a bed is almost an obsolete variable but it depends on whether the two of you agree on common things such as the color of water melon is red and that the old the wine the better and more importantly the more beer you drink the more wise you become.

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Regards,
./Muita Wangoko:

-The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.  We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.  The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age - The Call of Cthulhu
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