Migosi Kuria, You have a struck a tender chord when you mentioned Kariobangi. It is a place I fondly refer to as my roots. I know all the thugs in the place having done life with them in one way of another. I myself almost turned to be a thug but I will not boast about this because who knows, I may still be a thug in another sense. Kuria do you remember that mzee who used to sing "Kariobangi chonjo chonjo"?.\
Be that as it may, rest assured- or lest assured- that Nyongesa cannot confuse a mzungu for an albino…or is it the other way around. I mean, it is easier to mistake a shadow for a thief than a thief for a shadow. Just for good measure, I don't have the Maingi syndrome.
Are you saying that my payukering about my British love diminishes my chances. I will tell you, not in any wise. If anything my ratings zimeenda juu tu sana. Soon my pocket itaenda juu tu sana but that is not how "we" are looking at it because we supposedly love Jesus. Okay not supposedly, we just love Jesus. I had even thought of having one in kenya and this one in london but Jesus does not like that.
Interesting enough, I was at kariobangi with my British queen "of all poesy". The purpose, the official one was to go sema hi to mom and close friends. The unofficial is as you will guess, it translated into something in the lines of showing off.
In any wise, my ratings mtaani zimepanda, I may be appointed counselor next time elections are called but i have to reconcile the idea of moving from green suburbs where birds sing to .... lets call it "other suburb"
Cheers.
I say sorry to carol if i have contributed to her grief in any wise...not if, I think i have.
On Fri, Jul 23, 2010 at 9:41 PM, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote:
Nyongesa,Do you have ears? What did Carol say? You seem to be the type of men who get get more energy on being told no and if somebody say yes they quit. First you lost the game when you came payukering about the British woman.I hope you are not like my younger brother Maingi (yes, I have Kamba blood flowing in my veins and that is why I showed my prowess in Kikamba recently and got all the kudos and the reason why Kamba ladies will always tell me-Vandu vau ni vaseo muno-That place is extremely good).Maingi came bragging to us one day in Kariobangi who spent that afternoon hammering a British woman, a white girl. He had disapeared for a whole good afternoon and only came late at night for dinner. He summoned me and the brother younger than me but older than him outside and then broke the good news, "I just had sex with a British girl, a mzungu". We dismissed him. First his english was matope and he was struggling in class 8 at Gituri Primary School in Gaturi and was at Kariobangi at my dads for August holiday. He actually flopped and repeated the class, English being his worst subject. So how can somebody who cannot speak a paragraph of properly constructed english get sex from a British girl? We told him off and we doubted there was any sex even from a Ugandan leave alone British girl.First there is no British woman in her right mind who would reside in Kariobangi North or any Kariobangi. That was a place for DFs and hoi poloi. Second the fellow was then illiterate and no British girl would take a fellow whose only positive was his muscles and athelete looks. He looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger and I guess that would be a plus. The fellow was swearing about sex with a British woman and kept on talking of how blessed he felt for the sex.We bet some 20 shillings each from my brother and me and he would give us 40. First he didnt even have 5 shillings for betting. I told him he would get Ksh200 if he showed us his British woman and we confirmed that he twangered her. I was getting my boom and I knew how hard it was even for a University student to get a British woman to sleep with. He was smilinga and knew he would get Ksh. 240.Maingi took us for a tour at huruma where his British girl resided. First Huruma is worse than Kariobangi North since we lived in City council house and we had piped water and stima. The girl lived in those homes where even British dogs would not accept to sleep and one can get in for dog abuse. it was getting interesting.Maingi knocked the door and ushered us in. There were black faces only in that tiny ramshackle at Kwa Maiko (Huruma neighborhood and worse than huruma). He then asked where Wangechi was. I was like, "a mzungu called Wangechi?). I was panicking but knew my money was safe.The woman told us that she was sick and sleeping and so went to fetch her. Coming out of the bedroom, only bedroom, another shack was an Albino.Maingi argued and argued how he thought she was British and assumed she was adopted from a white family, may be a niece of Phillip Leakey! He got my Ksh 200 and the Ksh 20 from my brother but after my lecture on how Albinos are made. He was lucky that it was not 21 Century and in TZ!KuriaOn Fri, Jul 23, 2010 at 1:57 PM, joseph nyongesa <situmanyongesa@gmail.com> wrote:Yes Carol if i were you I would tell this guys off...well may be not. I would entertain all their advances and kula their pesa kabisa. I would tell them to feel free lakini wajue kulala ni kwa nyongesa. Have i spoken well my dear.I mean lets say for instance you were married between me and ....God forbid, Papa or Muita or even Maurice, I would allow you to be doing laundry and kuosha vyombo at their place but usiku kulala, you come to my place. You come to my place because i have the hottest game. I hope you know what I mean by game.Even so,Wacha watu to quote kuria wapayuke, you and I know where your heart lies...On Fri, Jul 23, 2010 at 8:38 PM, arasa elisha <arasaelisha@yahoo.com> wrote:
Carol,I don't know why my mails haven't landed here yet! I was also wondering why Maurice decided to change the topic!! I guess he wants to have it his way now. to try and see if he can be among the few that have succeeded to go the long road. Unfortunately, his very own wife is in this forum and it gets very difficult for him to put it straight forward. But i know he has tried to contact you privately. Otherwise, why would you mention being contacted privately, when we are all doing it here publicly? I understand the predicament.And finally... im not offshore! not at all! I guess we can meet and chat over a cup of coffee at the Java or Dorman's coffee shop. I would love to chat about life in the upcountry. Especially in the Kambaland, where I met one who has revolutionized my house. First by painting every wall unique Kamba colours ranging from Orange, yellow combined with green and a little red...I tell you its a total mix and march, but I love it, and secondly I no longer waste money by buying clothes that wear and tear easily! She makes all my clothes with kamba ya kushona. if you see my collections you will think im a kao. My dress code is a combination of a jeans trouser and a home made top, that has several colours blended together to form unity and harmony. Our national flag is nothing compared to what I wear! Im sure you will love it when we talk about Kaos and distance! I, on several occasions, made visits to makueni and mbooni. I was made to walk over 20 kms uphill nikiambiwa "ni pale tu hapo juu, karibu tunafika" I cant forget on one occasion when we had to go visit her grand parents and we decided to take a pablic transport to the place. We were told that cars could not bo past a certain point (called tawa) because for once the rains were so overwhelming that they caused floods and they broke the bridge. We had to walt 30kms to a place past mbooni boys. I tell you, even the lady could not make it. At one point I had to literally carry her on my back so that we could continue with the journey. I swore never to go back there again. Funny enough, 4 months later I was in that very place, paying dowering. I have not forgotten how I was made to cook during the kudhea ceremony( im sure Kuria has no idea what this is) without any help from the family. I was shown the kitchen but never given fire wood! I had to go collect fire wood from the forest (not that it was an easy task and the forest was not that close) so that I could cook for my future in-laws. This was so tough for me I almost gave up on this whole process.Let me stop it here. Now you know that I'm not new in your land. We have a lot to share, when we meet. Next month is a good time to meet!ElishaALWAYS YOUR FRIEND!!! HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. DO UNTO OTHERS WHAT YOU WANT DONE UNTO YOU!!!!!!!
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Fri, July 23, 2010 6:25:05 PM
Subject: Re: The Quest for Ngina
i cant believe my name being put here as a topic now..not kao ladies anymore..i give up....jex....wacha.....maurice..thax for your comments...i will see you privately....elisha i guess ur offshore....
this is the real me by the way.....am very much born again and i think this has gone over board..if my mentor gets to hear of it i will get away with enough lectures.....i want to preserve what she has build in me..its precious......please wacheni.......i got every comment and appreciate what cud be appreciated except for one papa likondi who have found soo abusive,,we shud av a truth meter here....
ngina
--- On Fri, 7/23/10, Jectone Ndunya <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: Jectone Ndunya <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com>To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: The Quest for Ngina
Date: Friday, July 23, 2010, 8:26 AM
Zighe...........You are right, women love losers, Long ago in Primary School, there was this chick,,... so hot yet soo villager. She caused rifts among men and boys in the village, and no single week would pass without a fight between men over her right in school and at the water pond where we used to take cows to quench their thirst.
So one day i tried my luck and being the kind of a guy that believes in Possibilities i managed to make her lough and in the process she gave me a sexy slap on my ass. Little did i know i was spoted by some dejected fellaz. After seing hwer off and before she could take the first bend the guys were on me with sticks and stones and my only help was my loud voice which i used to alert the whole village, then i was already down with three boys ontop heating me with anything. She managed to return and secured my freedom when she threatened to report the matter to the Chief. This is not something i would let any one know coz of obvious reasons. So the guys thought because of that they would win her heart but that did not work instead it was blessing and finally she was mine mine mine mine and evry one came to know about it and ebvry one became an enemy but i was the winner.
So next time you men want to win hearts of women dont be too first. take it slow with ease and confidence but never tel her she is beatiful or start counting what is good in her body as communicated to you by your eyes because she has heard it all and has never been honored or appreciated.
Am i right zighe?
Jex
--- On Fri, 7/23/10, Ms zighe mwonga <zigheus@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: Ms zighe mwonga <zigheus@yahoo.com>To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: The Quest for Ngina
Date: Friday, July 23, 2010, 4:41 AM
Carol, if i were you, i would tell all these guys fighting for you that i would take the looser, then you will see the true colours of male ego!!
From: "mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca" <mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Fri, July 23, 2010 2:06:28 AM
Subject: The Quest for Ngina
I want to congratulate you for taking the decisive action to ward off these hyenas. They are all interested in only one thing, matunda ya Uhuru. Don't let them. Find your guy your in own way. I'll support your choice.
I'll be here to offer you constructive advice on the mentality of a Kenyan man. I'll not forsake you to be fooled in any way by misguided individuals like the ones I've seen vying for your hand.
The mere fact that they have gone after you so publicly tells me they are amateurs at seduction. A seduction specialist who wants a genuine relationship never goes public, always goes private.
You come across as a very patient and classy chick and you do not deserve to hook up with these losers. You deserve an equally classy guy. If it's okay by you, I have some suggestions I can make.
God loves you sis.
Courage,
Maurice, CPE etc.
Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network
From: carol Ngina <carongina2000@yahoo.com>Sender: mlalahoi@googlegroups.comDate: Thu, 22 Jul 2010 08:18:36 -0700 (PDT)ReplyTo: mlalahoi@googlegroups.comSubject: Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS MACHAKOS?
and just last one....no contacting me privately........not unless for business reasons...thax
--- On Thu, 7/22/10, arasa elisha <arasaelisha@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: arasa elisha <arasaelisha@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS MACHAKOS?
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 1:44 AM
Kuria,
The moment saw his quest I knew this guy was up to something! He is the sly type: one who pretends that he is not interested but down deep within he is burning with sensation. Lee, I know your type men! you are like one of those men who, upon seeing a naked woman running in the streets, you cover your face with your fingers, wide open but pretending not to be looking at the naked woman. You want the world to believe that you are an uninterested party but all the while you have been looking for the best way possible to get in the mix. Carol has informed me of the two mails that you sent to her privately seeking for an audience with her. Im glad you have come in the open and declared that you like her. Huh! how hard was that. Now that makes 4. H I hope Kuria will give you a few tips on how to do this thing. He has showed some good skills, unlike Jex who is all about empty talks.However, we are not scared of you since now we know you, and what you are capable of. I can assure you that only Papa got scared of you and decided to be silent in this matter. Welcome aboard brother; its never too late!
Elisha
ALWAYS YOUR FRIEND!!! HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. DO UNTO OTHERS WHAT YOU WANT DONE UNTO YOU!!!!!!!
From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Tue, July 20, 2010 11:53:19 PM
Subject: Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS MACHAKOS?
Dear Elisha,
No, the devil was using me to create a wedge btw you and Muita. The goal was to make you both of you fight so that I could remain the nice one since you would have both reached level Likondi.
Mr. Lee is the type who behave like a rat. Bites and then licks the wood so that you dont feel the pain. All of us will be left waiting as Lee ties the knot with Carol. I would end up being the best man in their wedding while Ndunya becomes the young fellow who walks next to the flower girl.
On Tue, Jul 20, 2010 at 11:39 AM, arasa elisha <arasaelisha@yahoo.com> wrote:
Kuria,
NOnononoonononon! Now you are wondering on the wrong side. As you can see, there is neither a winner or a looser here until decided otherwise by her highness Carol. SO before then, we should not show how much we can tukana another person since that will not help in any way! It will only show how low minded one is, like one Papa Lokindi, the famous. just wondering, when did I call Mwita a frog? May be you are confusing facts here. Probably Mwita called me one, but I never saw it since my eyes are too holy to even read such. I hope Carol is taking note of this, since it should add up to my CV.
Now, Kuria, who is this Lee guy that you have responded to? Is he also joining the CV sending contestants? Ama he is just a by stander waiting to see what happens, then jump in at the opportune time? Mr Lee, Hebu declare what you are made of and what you want here! Wacha kuguzaguza. next thing we will hear that you are the one chosen by her highness!
Speak up your mind!
Elisha
ALWAYS YOUR FRIEND!!! HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. DO UNTO OTHERS WHAT YOU WANT DONE UNTO YOU!!!!!!!
Sent: Tue, July 20, 2010 4:51:19 PM
Subject: Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS MACHAKOS?
--
Muita,This message should have been directed at Arasa. He called you a frog and dont know why you are scared of him. I cannot attack you because we shared the same knife and so I will wait until Carol decides on who to take. Meanwhile, are you going to let Arasa attack you as you continue to behave as if he is not competing for a special place in Carol's heart? You are letting down your clan.
On Tue, Jul 20, 2010 at 10:31 AM, Muita Wangoko <muitawangoko@gmail.com> wrote:
@Kuria,I can clearly see the fear within. I who manifest all goodness..that which can be shared will be the outright winner here...give it a moment. Carol should be consulting the God of cupids and I am sure they will wag their tails to me. Just like Prezo says, na mwenye wivu ajinyonge.
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Regards,
./Muita Wangoko:
-The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age - The Call of Cthulhu
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+On Tue, Jul 20, 2010 at 16:16, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote:Lee,When Carol kisses all the frogs. The last frog being Muita (yaks!)--On Tue, Jul 20, 2010 at 7:15 AM, Lee Makwiny <amosogal@gmail.com> wrote:
Who has any idea when this topic will end!!
Its keep coming up!! Enjoying it though!!
>>> <arasaelisha@yahoo.com<http://mc/compose?to=arasaelisha@yahoo.com>
On 7/20/10, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote:
> Arasa,
> Your enemy, or rather our enemy is Muita. You should be focusing there. We
> have a deal here. Insult Muita and I will withdraw in your favor. Carol
> hates cowards and that is why she is wondering why you are treating Muita
> with kids gloves. Like a snake, you said aim at his head na igonge kabisa.
>
> On Mon, Jul 19, 2010 at 5:20 AM, arasa elisha <arasaelisha@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> Kuria, Wacha kujipigia debe! If you are loosing in the run-up, try another
>> strategy! This particular one will not work. As you can see Carol has no
>> issues with me. If she did, she would have said so. So, Bw Kuria, wacha
>> blackmailing me. My CV is so clean that you can see through it, no matter
>> how far you are. It is that simple. Sasa lets take our CVs out to Carol
>> and
>> see who hits the jackpot; mavuno kenya nzima. Hakuna ulaya hapa! In that
>> case, Kuria, you are disqualified from contesting. Try another time na
>> mwingine. As for jex, you thot putting up the 26" will add up your CV but
>> as
>> you can see it has only taken you 10 steps back! No one is interested will
>> all that length. It could be 26" but with a diameter of 1cm. Now, that
>> will
>> really be of no use at all. It will look like a long weep that can only be
>> used kama pet.
>>
>> Wale wanajaribu, endelea. Wale wanaharubu ;koma!!!!
>>
>>
>> Elisha
>>
>> ***ALWAYS YOUR FRIEND!!! ** HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. DO UNTO OTHERS
>> WHAT YOU WANT DONE UNTO YOU!!!!!!!*
>>
>>
>> ------------------------------
>> *From:* Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com>
>> *To:* mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
>> *Sent:* Sat, July 17, 2010 11:28:35 PM
>>
>> *Subject:* Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS
>> MACHAKOS?
>>
>> Kumbe this Elisha is a polygamist to the bone. Carol is only for
>> monogamists like yours truly. Elisha should be shown the door mara moja.
>>
>> I am in support of Jex. Elisha need to leave immediately aka lambe lambe
>> kwingine.
>>
>> On Wed, Jul 14, 2010 at 2:18 AM, Jectone Ndunya
>> <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com>wrote:
>>
>>> Elisha,
>>> Will you dump the one you have now for Caro?
>>>
>>> Caro, this a pointer to the manners of this Guy. Take the first flight
>>> and
>>> gate away from this Roaming Husbin.
>>>
>>> Jex
>>>
>>>
>>> --- On *Tue, 7/13/10, maurice oduor <mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca>* wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> From: maurice oduor <mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca>
>>>
>>> Subject: Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS
>>> MACHAKOS?
>>> To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
>>> Date: Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 11:08 AM
>>>
>>>
>>> Ok, I believe you and I'll let you try it on your own. Should you need
>>> help at any of the 5 stages, please do not hesitate to contact me. I am
>>> here
>>> for you bro.
>>>
>>> Courage,
>>> Maurice
>>>
>>>
>>> ------------------------------
>>> *From:* arasa elisha <arasaelisha@yahoo.com>
>>> *To:* mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
>>> *Sent:* Tue, July 13, 2010 9:11:14 AM
>>> *Subject:* Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS
>>> MACHAKOS?
>>>
>>> Maurice, thnaks so much for the help but im very cappable of what you may
>>> think im incapable of. Probably I may not sound that convincing but
>>> remember; a man incapable of making a mistake is capable of nothing.
>>> Wacha
>>> niongee na Caro nione anasemaje. If I ever fail, I will think otherwise.
>>>
>>> Elisha
>>>
>>> ***ALWAYS YOUR FRIEND!!! ** HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. DO UNTO OTHERS
>>> WHAT YOU WANT DONE UNTO YOU!!!!!!!*
>>>
>>>
>>> ------------------------------
>>> *From:* "mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca" <mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca>
>>> *To:* mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
>>> *Sent:* Mon, July 12, 2010 5:28:50 AM
>>> *Subject:* Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS
>>> MACHAKOS?
>>>
>>> Elisha,
>>>
>>> If you need some pointers about bringing Carol into your life, please do
>>> not hesitate to contact me privately. I do this privately for 200 dollars
>>> a
>>> sessuon (2 hrs) but I'll do a Pro Bono for you. I am offering this to the
>>> first 5 people to contact me.
>>>
>>> Courage
>>>
>>> Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network
>>> ------------------------------
>>> *From: *arasa elisha <arasaelisha@yahoo.com>
>>> *Sender: *mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
>>> *Date: *Sun, 11 Jul 2010 08:13:48 -0700 (PDT)
>>> *To: *<mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>
>>> *ReplyTo: *mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
>>> *Subject: *Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS
>>> MACHAKOS?
>>>
>>> Papa? I didnt know that you are interested with (my) Caro! Wow! Well, try
>>> your lack; doesnt come that easy! All the best
>>>
>>> Regards,
>>> Elisha
>>>
>>> ***ALWAYS YOUR FRIEND!!! ** HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. DO UNTO OTHERS
>>> WHAT YOU WANT DONE UNTO YOU!!!!!!!*
>>>
>>>
>>> ------------------------------
>>> *From:* Papa Likondi <papalikondi@googlemail.com>
>>> *To:* mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
>>> *Sent:* Thu, July 8, 2010 3:49:24 PM
>>> *Subject:* Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS
>>> MACHAKOS?
>>>
>>> Carol
>>> Please note that Buiywo is not being clean. It is a well known secret
>>> that
>>> Kalenjin men only date and marry their own women. They have no experience
>>> outside their villages.Buiywo please look for the lakwanis like Cherop,
>>> Kiptidinyo and Chemerererrererke and leave Carol to people like me. Carol
>>> your number please.
>>>
>>> On Thu, Jul 8, 2010 at 1:55 PM, arasa elisha
>>> > wrote:>>>> <kubesto@gmail.com<http://mc/compose?to=kubesto@gmail.com>
>>>
>>>> Is this the same Carol that I used to date sometime back? If she is,
>>>> then she is as she says. Very beautiful, and that's not all; once you
>>>> are
>>>> there, you will not want to come out. Now that I've mentioned that,
>>>> why I'm I not with her? The truth? I got another Kamba gal, one who was
>>>> ready to be married then. It is a story of "happily ever after". She has
>>>> the
>>>> looks and I have what she lacks; perfect match!
>>>>
>>>> Elisha
>>>>
>>>> ***ALWAYS YOUR FRIEND!!! ** HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. DO UNTO OTHERS
>>>> WHAT YOU WANT DONE UNTO YOU!!!!!!!*
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ------------------------------
>>>> *From:* Buiywo Siongiki
>>>> >
>>>> *To:*
>>>> mlalahoi@googlegroups.com<http://mc/compose?to=mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>
>>>> *Sent:* Thu, July 8, 2010 1:18:37 PM>>>> <carongina2000@yahoo.com<http://mc/compose?to=carongina2000@yahoo.com>
>>>>
>>>> *Subject:* Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS
>>>> MACHAKOS?
>>>>
>>>> Carol,
>>>> how can one reach you privately..and BTW how old are you??
>>>> Kubesto
>>>>
>>>> On Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 6:29 PM, carol Ngina
>>>> > wrote:>>>>> <muitawangoko@gmail.com<http://mc/compose?to=muitawangoko@gmail.com>
>>>>
>>>>> Hi All!
>>>>>
>>>>> Whoever is talkin ill about kao chicks has no idea of what you are
>>>>> talking about....how many have you met...?seems the very few which is
>>>>> normal
>>>>> and may be wale wanakaa kama wewe..
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> NOTE
>>>>> AM A KAO CHICK DAMU N VERY PROUD....PLEASE READ ON....THE DESCRIPTION
>>>>> OF
>>>>> MY FEATURES.....AND GET IT RIGHT...NDIO UELEZE WENGINE
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ....AM 5'8 HEIGHT
>>>>> ....FIGURE 8..(STRICTLY)
>>>>> ...VERY LIGHT AND NOT YELLOW..YOU KNOW BROWN ...THE SWEET ONE..
>>>>> ...BEAUTIFUL FACE...NOT MENTIONING THE EYES....AND A WELL CARED FOR SET
>>>>> OF CLEAR WHITE DENTAL FORMULA.
>>>>> .......and smart of course upstairs..wat else do u want to talk
>>>>> about......
>>>>>
>>>>> caroline ngina
>>>>> ......
>>>>>
>>>>> --- On *Tue, 7/6/10, Muita Wangoko
>>>>> >* wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> From: Muita Wangoko
>>>>> <muitawangoko@gmail.com<http://mc/compose?to=muitawangoko@gmail.com>>
>>>>>>>>>> mlalahoi@googlegroups.com<http://mc/compose?to=mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>
>>>>>
>>>>> Subject: Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS
>>>>> MACHAKOS?
>>>>> To:
>>>>> Date: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 2:47 PM>>>>> <kjmwangi@gmail.com<http://mc/compose?to=kjmwangi@gmail.com>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Folks,
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't worry about Papa, dawa yake imo motoni.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>>>>> Regards,
>>>>> ./Muita Wangoko:
>>>>>
>>>>> -The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the
>>>>> human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island
>>>>> of
>>>>> ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant
>>>>> that
>>>>> we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own
>>>>> direction,
>>>>> have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of
>>>>> dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality,
>>>>> and of
>>>>> our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the
>>>>> revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new
>>>>> dark
>>>>> age - The Call of Cthulhu
>>>>>
>>>>> +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, Jul 6, 2010 at 17:37, Kuria-Mwangi
>>>>> > wrote:>>>>>> <http://mc/compose?to=julianamakau@yahoo.com>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Juliana,
>>>>>> I support your sentiments. I have never seen such description of women
>>>>>> from any community except in the kondoo (Likondi) community. Nobody
>>>>>> should
>>>>>> talk like that about any community, not about sheep. They all deserve
>>>>>> respect, even kondoo are vyiumbe vya mungu. Aache upuzi.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, Jul 6, 2010 at 1:04 AM, juliana makau <
>>>>>> julianamakau@yahoo.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <http://mc/compose?to=kamwon00@yahoo.com>"
>>>>>>> papa likondi please dont talk ill of kamba chicks. i am a kamba and
>>>>>>> i dont have thin stupid legs neither do i have yellow teeth. my
>>>>>>> mum,sisters,grand ma,aunts and even my neighbours dont have those
>>>>>>> features
>>>>>>> that you are describing. i dont know where you saw such a kamba!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ------------------------------
>>>>>>> *From:* "kamwon00@yahoo.com
>>>>>>> <kamwon00@yahoo.com <http://mc/compose?to=kamwon00@yahoo.com>>
>>>>>>> *To:*
>>>>>>> mlalahoi@googlegroups.com<http://mc/compose?to=mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>
>>>>>>> *Sent:* Mon, July 5, 2010 6:16:06 PM>>>>>>> <papalikondi@googlemail.com<http://mc/compose?to=papalikondi@googlemail.com>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *Subject:* Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN
>>>>>>> MISS MACHAKOS?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Kambas generally are short hence they rarely have the required
>>>>>>> height.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ------------------------------
>>>>>>> *From:* Papa Likondi
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> *To:*
>>>>>>> mlalahoi@googlegroups.com<http://mc/compose?to=mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>
>>>>>>> *Sent:* Mon, July 5, 2010 3:51:56 PM>>>>>>> <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com<http://mc/compose?to=jacknyaiga@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>> *Subject:* Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN
>>>>>>> MISS MACHAKOS?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> They have thin stupid legs and yellow teeth
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sat, Jul 3, 2010 at 2:58 PM, Jectone Ndunya
>>>>>>> > wrote:>>>>>>>> mlalahoi+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com<http://mc/compose?to=mlalahoi%2Bunsubscribe@googlegroups.com>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Good People,
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I have always cherished our ladies from Kamba land, what with the
>>>>>>>> kind of challenge they pose to chilez from other areas, Its needless
>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>> mention how well they are endowed with love, beauty and they come
>>>>>>>> with other
>>>>>>>> goodies men would want to see in a woman. But this has not been
>>>>>>>> traslated in
>>>>>>>> the nation beauty contests as most of them never see the light of
>>>>>>>> day no
>>>>>>>> matter how much they are endowed. Could some one been unfair to our
>>>>>>>> Kamba
>>>>>>>> chicks in beaty contests?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Am just wondering loud please help me here if am wrong......
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