Saturday, August 28, 2010

Re: difference between Luoz, Luos, Jeng', Mjaluo, Jaluo and Mjaka?

I also thought this was pure humor. It has been in circulation for a while and Catherine must have forwarded the peace. I am surprised to see
Dickens lose his cool because he is one of the most sober minded fellows in town. Sungu need to talk to his uncle (who is uncle to who?) on this one.

On Sat, Aug 28, 2010 at 11:04 AM, <mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca> wrote:
Dickens,

Given the spirit of Catherine's submission which we all agree was meant as humour, I think you have used very very unnecessary harsh and insulting language.

Calling someone an a-hole in a public forum is never justified no matter the provocation.

I must therefore regrettably advise that you offer Catherine an apology.

Courage,
Maurice

Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network

From: Dickens Mitawia <dmitawia@yahoo.com>
Date: Fri, 27 Aug 2010 22:37:59 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: difference between Luoz, Luos, Jeng', Mjaluo, Jaluo and Mjaka?

I've no apologies to make about this, but Catherine, you are a black, stinking and greasy ass-hole. If your subject would have indicated that you are giving us comic relief, I'd have understood and smiled, but this.....? SIMPLE MIND.....!!!!!!!!

From: Catherine Namarome <cnamarome001@gmail.com>
To: MlalaHoi <mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>
Sent: Fri, August 27, 2010 1:54:56 AM
Subject: difference between Luoz, Luos, Jeng', Mjaluo, Jaluo and Mjaka?

Did you know the difference between Luoz, Luos, Jeng', Mjaluo, Jaluo
and Mjaka?



Here's the difference.

1.    Luoz - are all over the world yaani diasporic, highly educated
and articulate. I mean Obama type of people... They will die
supporting Arsenal FC, Brazil , All Blacks, Harambee Stars and Gor
Mahia.



2.    Luos - are born and raised in Kisumu, probably went to Kisumu
Boys/Girls High schools, then joined Maseno University or Kisumu Poly,
work along Oginga Odinga Street in Kisumu and have never travelled
past Ahero! They adore boda boda and Guinness.



3.    Jeng' - were probably born and raised in Nai (read Nairobi ),
lived in Lang'ata or surrounding. Have been to shags once or twice for
grandy's funeral coz paros insisted. Says his/her shags is In
upcountry somewhere in Nyanza. You say "amosi omera" to them and they
respond "niaje jo vipi". And they are only seen during Gor and AFC
matches at City Stadium.



4.    Mjaluo - was born in Mombasa , speaks swahili sanifu, broken
English and no mother tongue. Full names are Otieno Abdalla or Anyango
Amina.. Is a Muslim, lives in Ganjoni or surrounding and thinks Kisumu
people are "watu wa bara".



5.    Jaluo - Odhis ngima tek owada, we a bed e gweng' ka!!
OMERA!!!!



6.                      Wajaka - are born and raised in Eastlands
predominantly Ololo, Okongo, Jeri, Salem , Bangla, Ofaro, Marish,
Mbote, and Huruma. They have never gone past Ungem and they only know
that they are Luos because of their second names. They know Kisumu is
a town near Nakuru, where you pass ukiishiia kwa kina mbuyu..

N/B. All of the above have some things in common i.e;

ü  They throw stones anyhow, anytime.

ü  They vandalize the railway in Kibera (whatever their location)

ü  They don't read Katiba because s'one reads for them.



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