Sunday, August 29, 2010

Re: difference between Luoz, Luos, Jeng', Mjaluo, Jaluo and Mjaka?

Masira
 
Do not be intimidated by the cheap thinkers. In any case they are inadvertently giving thumps up to JJ (Jaluo Jeuri). I for one am a JJ and I do not apologise for it. Just take a quick look at the history of JJ.
1. When the Political wing for freedom was needed to reinforce what Dedan was doing in the Bush to drive them away, JJ was there, to step up the Political tembo untill liberation came. Au siyo? But Johny come latelys short changed Dedan and his warriors who finally came out of the Bush
 
2. When Nyan'gaus turned this country to be a country of swindling the poor, JJ shouted so loud, Section 2A had to be removed.
 
3. When Kanu forgot its role to serve Wanainchi but instead grab land and to destroy lives of many, a JJ alias "Dumakwira," mark that word, stepped in and dismantled the foundation of Kanu, now Kenya is free of the Vices of Kanu.
 
4. When some unscrupulous foreign element, forcefully tried to take Parts of Kenya with behind the scene Collaboration with some People in Kenya, JJs stepped in and cut the Supply Link to that Country. That Nyangarika was forced to abandon his expansion ideas to come to negotiations. Migingo and all the JJs who live there were saved by the Railway act  
 
5. When, it became apparent that some people in Kenya were behaving like BATS, a nocturnal animal-cum-bird, without a Vision, Vision for future of the country, JJ stepped up the tempo for redress to wanainchi. A push for a new Constitution was put in gear and now Kenya is going through a rebirth. The power base of Tribalism and tribal Politics has been driven to its death bed. Those who did Big Calculus on Tribal politics must now go back to Wanainchi and work with them, not con, them to be able to get their way back to Parliament. OOOOOhhhhh! I love that part. It will be no Longer be SISI KABILA FULANI;............But it will now be KATIKA COUNTY YETU, TUNATAKA maneno 1, 2, 3, 4. na kadhalika.
 
OOOhhh Masira, what do you have to worry about someone stating the obvious. As the old adage goes "His butt is not the plate we use to serve our meals, and so we live on with or without he/she". Keep that in mind. Kenya will move on with or without these naysayers. But remember that JJ is the Prime MOVER (Yeye ndiyo Combine Harvester). AU siyo???
 
 
Have a Proud day to be a JJ or to be associated with JJ
 
Jagem 


From: Ayuaya Masira <ayuayah2006@yahoo.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Sat, August 28, 2010 11:12:34 PM
Subject: Re: difference between Luoz, Luos, Jeng', Mjaluo, Jaluo and Mjaka?

I thought it was meant for humour till I read the last section where the common denominator is throwing stones, pulling railway lines in Kebera from any part of the world and waiting for one person to read for them the constitution.That is degrading to say the least.
Ayuaya Masira
Shanghai China.

--- On Fri, 8/27/10, Dickens Mitawia <dmitawia@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Dickens Mitawia <dmitawia@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: difference between Luoz, Luos, Jeng', Mjaluo, Jaluo and Mjaka?
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Cc: cnamarome001@gmail.com
Date: Friday, August 27, 2010, 10:37 PM

I've no apologies to make about this, but Catherine, you are a black, stinking and greasy ass-hole. If your subject would have indicated that you are giving us comic relief, I'd have understood and smiled, but this.....? SIMPLE MIND.....!!!!!!!!


From: Catherine Namarome <cnamarome001@gmail.com>
To: MlalaHoi <mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>
Sent: Fri, August 27, 2010 1:54:56 AM
Subject: difference between Luoz, Luos, Jeng', Mjaluo, Jaluo and Mjaka?

Did you know the difference between Luoz, Luos, Jeng', Mjaluo, Jaluo
and Mjaka?



Here's the difference.

1.    Luoz - are all over the world yaani diasporic, highly educated
and articulate. I mean Obama type of people... They will die
supporting Arsenal FC, Brazil , All Blacks, Harambee Stars and Gor
Mahia.



2.    Luos - are born and raised in Kisumu, probably went to Kisumu
Boys/Girls High schools, then joined Maseno University or Kisumu Poly,
work along Oginga Odinga Street in Kisumu and have never travelled
past Ahero! They adore boda boda and Guinness.



3.    Jeng' - were probably born and raised in Nai (read Nairobi ),
lived in Lang'ata or surrounding. Have been to shags once or twice for
grandy's funeral coz paros insisted. Says his/her shags is In
upcountry somewhere in Nyanza. You say "amosi omera" to them and they
respond "niaje jo vipi". And they are only seen during Gor and AFC
matches at City Stadium.



4.    Mjaluo - was born in Mombasa , speaks swahili sanifu, broken
English and no mother tongue. Full names are Otieno Abdalla or Anyango
Amina.. Is a Muslim, lives in Ganjoni or surrounding and thinks Kisumu
people are "watu wa bara".



5.    Jaluo - Odhis ngima tek owada, we a bed e gweng' ka!!
OMERA!!!!



6.                      Wajaka - are born and raised in Eastlands
predominantly Ololo, Okongo, Jeri, Salem , Bangla, Ofaro, Marish,
Mbote, and Huruma. They have never gone past Ungem and they only know
that they are Luos because of their second names. They know Kisumu is
a town near Nakuru, where you pass ukiishiia kwa kina mbuyu..

N/B. All of the above have some things in common i.e;

ü  They throw stones anyhow, anytime.

ü  They vandalize the railway in Kibera (whatever their location)

ü  They don't read Katiba because s'one reads for them.



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