RE: *** Poor Christians - You will wait for JESUS forever!!!

Honestly I feel like laughing but I won't. Let's just lay down some basic facts for everyone to see the picture that the coming of Jesus is not a lie. 1. When God told Noah that He will strike judgment on earth with a flood, not even Noah knew that he would preach for more than a 100 years. More drama occurred when God shut the door and held the rain for a further 7 days before water came down from heaven. 2. When God said that He would rescue the children of Israel from Pharaoh and his cronies, no one knew it would take 450 years before God sent Moses with a stick and beat the crap out of the world superpower at that time. 3. When God promised "Unto us a Son is born" that's Jesus, nobody knew that it would take 800 years, a space where there was no prophet in Israel, then He brought the child and whisked Him away to Egypt before He suddenly appeared when He was 30 years. 4. He promised to come again, and we say He has stayed for around 2000 years. However, the problem in those 3 examples is that we human beings we give God a way to come back for us, we imagine the styles He is supposed to come. The very example of coming with Angels where REAL AND GENUINE CHRISTIANS will meet Him in the sky that people think, actually no one and I mean it NO ONE will know about it. By the time the rest of the world realize that Christ came it will be too late. This is to Harry, Concerning Christ coming down with angels in a cloud, actually He already came. And if you want to know ... read the scriptures. Then I'll show you where to get all that material and evidence that He came in a cloud. To be Honest You read the Bible critically and the questions you raise are in the Bible. In time you will get them. Have a Blessed Week People. Life is the way you choose it! This is either 1) up uzi send :-send them up. OR 2) upuzi send :-send nonsense. --- On Thu, 8/26/10, brewambua@yahoo.co.uk <brewambua@yahoo.co.uk> wrote: From: brewambua@yahoo.co.uk <brewambua@yahoo.co.uk> Subject: RE: *** Poor Christians - You will wait for JESUS forever!!! To: "mlalahoi@googlegroups.com" <mlalahoi@googlegroups.com> Date: Thursday, August 26, 2010, 1:22 AM Harry, u seem to be a Bible reader yet u say u do not believe its teachings. In my opinion, you are in denial or seeking for attention. Everything recorded in the Bible is true and none of it is outdated. Jesus is coming sooner than u think so u had better watch out. -----Original Message----- From: Erick Ochieng Sent:  25:08:2010, 19:21 To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com Subject: Re: *** Poor Christians - You will wait for JESUS forever!!! You are not normal; after all you are just a breadth. Why dont you think of how many years you are to take on earth. Only 70 years. Come to you senses and believe the gospel. And watch: if you dont want to believe better you keep quiet with your foolishness. The bible refers to those who dont believe in God as fools. Get saved and prepare for HIs coming or you continue with your foolishness Deuteronomy 15:30 --- On Thu, 8/19/10, edla muga <lawyeredla@yahoo.com> wrote: From: edla muga <lawyeredla@yahoo.com> Subject: Re: *** Poor Christians - You will wait for JESUS forever!!! To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com, "young proffessionals" <youngprofessionals_ke@googlegroups.com>, "Harrison Mumia N" <hmumia@gmail.com> Date: Thursday, August 19, 2010, 9:29 AM Harry this may be too deep for you, not believing in the bible and all that, but the coming of christ is not just about a physical return, it is also a spiritual one........ From: Harry <hmumia@gmail.com> To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com; young proffessionals <youngprofessionals_ke@googlegroups.com>; Harrison Mumia N <hmumia@gmail.com> Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 2:28:20 PM Subject: *** Poor Christians - You will wait for JESUS forever!!! Folks, Goddammit, One of the biggest mysteries in the Bible concerns the timing of Jesus Christ's return to earth. The Christian life.........oooh poor saved goddamn Christians..... till when shall you wait? The day all Christians are waiting for is the 2nd coming of Christ. The day Jesus shall appear in the clouds with trumpets, angels all over him, in a white gown, that is the day Christians are told to wait for..its their BIG day. And yet it is written, nobody knows the day, nor the hour of the so called 2nd coming of the Mesiah....Christians have been told to be good, go to Church, get saved, praise and worship God, tithe, follow the outdated 10 commandments, but wait........wait and wait and wait for the coming of Christ. This is torture folks. It is an insane.........Why should God be ambiguous like that?   "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." "Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. Two women will be grinding with the hand mill; one will be taken and the other left." "Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come." (Matthew 24:36, 40 & 42) Its like when you are desperate for a job, apply for it, and the employer tells you you have gotten the job, but he tells you to wait for the letter of appointment. The you wait and wait.... Imagine your employer goes further to tell you that there are signs you must watch out for, which will indicate that the letter is on its way.  Whats more, imagine that the signs that your employer talked about have happened, yet you still do not start working. This is the classic situation that Christians find themselves in. And so i ever since Jesus "died", Christians have been told to watch out for many things....the signs..... False prophets Earthquakes  Scoffers ( Like Harry) War-fair Famines Deadly diseases If you look at the above signs, they don't make sense at all. Lets look at earthquakes, they happen all the time. Famine has been there since time immemorial. War has been a part of mankind, even in traditional African Society. What am i saying? The coming of Christ is a hoax, and its ambiguity is by design. The mystery surrounding it is an attempt to make Christianity viable and relevant each day. The coming of Jesus, and its belief by many human beings, may be one of the biggest practical jokes of all time.... -- Harrison Mumia N Web Administrator (+254) 0728 - 582317 (+254) 020 - 286 3925 Skype: harrymumia Yahoo Messenger : h_mumia@yahoo.com http://harrisonmumia.weebly.com/ -- JOB VACANCIES: http://www.myafricancareer.net   TECHMTAA BLOG: http://www.techmtaa.com/   To unsubscribe from this group, Email mlalahoi+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com   TO ADVERTISE HERE PLEASE M-PESA KSH 1,000 for each advert or Ksh 5,000 for monthly subscription to +254 726 034 530   TRAINING VIDEOS; CISM /TOEFL/ GMAT / GRE/ SAT / IELTS / CISSP / MCTS / CISA / CCNA / CCNP / MCSE / MCITP / PHP / PHOTOSHOP / DREAMWEAVER / WEB DESIGN and others, CALL 0726 034 530       -- JOB VACANCIES: http://www.myafricancareer.net   TECHMTAA BLOG: http://www.techmtaa.com/   To unsubscribe from this group, Email mlalahoi+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com   TO ADVERTISE HERE PLEASE M-PESA KSH 1,000 for each advert or Ksh 5,000 for monthly subscription to +254 726 034 530   TRAINING VIDEOS; CISM /TOEFL/ GMAT / GRE/ SAT / IELTS / CISSP / MCTS / CISA / CCNA / CCNP / MCSE / MCITP / PHP / PHOTOSHOP / DREAMWEAVER / WEB DESIGN and others, CALL 0726 034 530       -- JOB VACANCIES: http://www.myafricancareer.net TECHMTAA BLOG: http://www.techmtaa.com/ To unsubscribe from this group, Email mlalahoi+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com TO ADVERTISE HERE PLEASE M-PESA KSH 1,000 for each advert or Ksh 5,000 for monthly subscription to +254 726 034 530 TRAINING VIDEOS; CISM /TOEFL/ GMAT / GRE/ SAT / IELTS / CISSP / MCTS / CISA / CCNA / CCNP / MCSE / MCITP / PHP / PHOTOSHOP / DREAMWEAVER / WEB DESIGN and others, CALL 0726 034 530 -- JOB VACANCIES: http://www.myafricancareer.net TECHMTAA BLOG: http://www.techmtaa.com/ To unsubscribe from this group, Email mlalahoi+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com TO ADVERTISE HERE PLEASE M-PESA KSH 1,000 for each advert or Ksh 5,000 for monthly subscription to +254 726 034 530 TRAINING VIDEOS; CISM /TOEFL/ GMAT / GRE/ SAT / IELTS / CISSP / MCTS / CISA / CCNA / CCNP / MCSE / MCITP / PHP / PHOTOSHOP / DREAMWEAVER / WEB DESIGN and others, CALL 0726 034 530

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