Monday, July 26, 2010

Re: compelled to write learned nonsense...

Ah Kuria indeed you are the Bishop. This world would be useless without you and I dare say only you has "pure goodness"- of course your goddess is next to my british goddess, I cannot confuse entities when it comes to goodness lest some fellow sambazas this mail to my mrembo. Upon which I will have problems trying to explain who oozes most goodness, herself or Askofu. Have you noticed how Mheshimiwa went silent when he "realized" that his mrembo was on the forum? That is a serious matter which started as a joke.
Yes I will forward those essays to you and will doctor them accordingly. Upon which you will forward them back to me so that I may edit them "hither and thither". And having fine tuned them, I will finally hand them to the Prof.
I am happy that you also have some background in theology-that is,you have an idea about the things of heaven and how not to go there, that is how to avoid heaven. Its hard work trying to avoid heaven you know.
Cheers. 

On Sun, Jul 25, 2010 at 6:09 PM, <mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca> wrote:
Nyongesa,

I'll offer you my Pro Bono (free) services. If you are given an essay to write and you've written your brief submission which you think addresses the Prof's requirements, just forward it to me and tell me how many more pages the Prof needs. I can even add another 50.

The reason I write my postings briefly is that I am overcompensating for for my verbosity. When I was in school and the Prof said we could only write up to 5 pages on something, I was the one complaining that we should be allowed an extra 3 pages. That got me quite unpopular at times.

You are welcome to consult with this Great Son of Ugenya before submitting your assignments. I'll actually like the idea.

Courage

Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network


From: joseph nyongesa <situmanyongesa@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 24 Jul 2010 18:54:55 +0300
Subject: compelled to write learned nonsense...

Here is a tale of how I was compelled to write nonsense learnedly. It is a thing anyone would do, has done or will do. I Was required to come up with an essay of fifteen pages and my words got finished by page eight?

I tried to tell Prof that my words are finished and I seem to have chewed a mind block. That besides, I generally don't beat around the bush but go right through it and hence the briefness of my paper. That even my friends agree that I express in a paragraph what they would require pages to. That in matters of briefness mimi ndio champion.
The idiot of the Prof. would have none of it. Thus I was compelled to "cook" eight pages into fifteen pages. The moral of this tale is that Lecturers  have no morals because they compel students to "cook". This cooking issues in learned nonsense.... 

My

--
MANY JOB VACANCIES: http://bit.ly/bROydQ
 
TECHMTAA BLOG: http://bit.ly/cmRFZR
 
To unsubscribe from this group, Email mlalahoi+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com
 
TO ADVERTISE HERE PLEASE M-PESA KSH 1,000 for each advert or Ksh 5,000 for monthly subscription to +254 726 034 530

--
MANY JOB VACANCIES: http://bit.ly/bROydQ
 
TECHMTAA BLOG: http://bit.ly/cmRFZR
 
To unsubscribe from this group, Email mlalahoi+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com
 
TO ADVERTISE HERE PLEASE M-PESA KSH 1,000 for each advert or Ksh 5,000 for monthly subscription to +254 726 034 530

--
MANY JOB VACANCIES: http://bit.ly/bROydQ
 
TECHMTAA BLOG: http://bit.ly/cmRFZR
 
To unsubscribe from this group, Email mlalahoi+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com
 
TO ADVERTISE HERE PLEASE M-PESA KSH 1,000 for each advert or Ksh 5,000 for monthly subscription to +254 726 034 530

No comments:

Post a Comment