HAHAHAHA........HAHAH.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!where did you guyz learn maths............!!!!!!!!!!!........SO SAD.....
an average guy is around 30cm.........TRUST ME!!!!!!!!
--- On Wed, 7/14/10, Jectone Ndunya <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: Jectone Ndunya <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: MY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE..........!
To: "Rose Kagwiria" <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com>
Cc: "Mlalahoi" <mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>
Date: Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 6:55 PM
Jagem & RoseKagwiria,
The best thing is for all Men in this forum to move to the supermarkets nearby and buy a ruler, go to your toilet or bathroom stimulated and measure, then come back and report on your findings.
Rose, you also agree that fewer men take time to stimulate their chilez to the maximum hence the dissatisfaction. Imagine a man of less that 10cm on top of an unstimulated woman, WHAT A JOKE......!
--- On Wed, 7/14/10, Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: MY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE..........!
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com, "Jagem K'Onyiego" <jairuschurch@yahoo.com>, "Jectone forum Ndunya" <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com>, "DOUGLAS MOKUA" <dglsmokuaster@gmail.com>
Date: Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 7:13 AM
I am not a man but i will go mathematical now because you are under looking some sizes which can affect women's sexual life.
If 12inches=30 cm. how many inch is 26.6cm
26.6 divide by 30 multiply by 12= 10.64cm. This the correct size in cm
Therefore 26.6cm= 10.64inches
19.2 divide by 30 multiply by 12=7.68 inches
Therefore 19.2cm= 7.68inches
If i may say as woman, the first size of 26.6 is a little bit big even for women who can attain up to 9 inches depth at the stimulation, otherwise most of the women can manage the depth of 6cm an average and this the average depth a woman can attain if you manage to get her G.spot and she is feeling great. If you are one of those jokers in bed who are so selfish and you don't arouse your wife, she will remain at 3 to 4 inches and you can imagine what she undergoes during the act . Next time she will spend the night in the children s bedroom because of the trauma you caused to her. So guys watch out. Rose
From: DOUGLAS MOKUA <dglsmokuaster@gmail.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Wed, July 14, 2010 6:23:30 AM
Subject: Re: MY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE..........!
Jex u r not serious as in u start to knw wat u r upto before it is too late..........................................................actions man speak more than words and expressions i.e. u shud b on the watch out as in since sh is suspecting her hubby to kuhanya she wants 2 hit back on him.STOP MINGLING WITH NEIGHBOURS WIVES JEX THAT IS IT. On Tue, Jul 13, 2010 at 9:13 PM, Jagem K'Onyiego <jairuschurch@yahoo.com> wrote: Kagwiria, This Ndunya's "pipe" is not really extra big. I mean 26.6cm (centimeters), converted into inches is just about 8 and a half inches. Well That is not very far from my "Mand-drill"(A tool I use for reaming special holes) This drill has some "two battery" chargers hanging on the lower side,while the shaft is 19.2 centimeters when it is fully charged and ready to drill. Converted to inches that is over 7 inches of shaft. This tool and many others about this size, and even that of Jex can be fitted with regular rough riders And, did you know that on normal cicumstances, the distance between the opening of that "10 acre Farm" called Vagina and the opening of the uterus of a woman, is just about 4 inches (10cm). So Plunging the whole mandrill in there,especially when its as long as Ndunya's is a waste of Drill. because a lot of the shaft of the drill will be left outside. In any case women prefer, men to "just" knock on the cervix. When you hammer it constantly it turns into pain and as such they end up not enjoying the sex. So you have to be a craftsman and know on which stroke to push it all the way to knock the cervix. This coupled with working the G spot, can make the women travel to the golden gates of heaven or to Obel Sibuth's birbed wire metal gates,(depending on how you preferre it), before coming back to the bed or floor or sofa or kitchen table. Wanaume remember 'knock-knock, na utapishwa. This rule is even in the Good book Ama? Have an informed Loving day. Jagem
Subject: Re: MY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE..........!
Sorry for the mistakes but for me the message was about extraordinarily size which am sure the ordinary sizes of condoms cannot fit. So i imagine the neighbor wanted to confirm if really he has that size and if true which size of condoms he uses. If actually he showed the condoms he would have betrayed himself because if they were ordinary size then it means, his is normal size not 26.6cm Sorry for the mistakes
From:
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Tue, July 13, 2010 11:35:31 AM
Subject: RE: MY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE..........!
Hi Rose where did you get the two figures of 26.8 cm plus 26.6cm and what do they represent?. Regards, chris m . kamula ![cid:image003.png@01CACF5F.A2077180]()
A real decision is measured by the fact that you have taken a new action . If there is no action you havent truly decided. Jactone
I hope you know even your neighbors read your emails
You betrayed yourself by saying you are 26.8cm. My dear dont ask why she asked for the type of condom you use. The condoms are usually standard size. So may be she wanted to see if you buy special size which can fit 26.6cm. This why she wanted to see the packet. May be the husband has the same size or longer than yours. Please assist your neighbor.
From: Jectone Ndunya <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com>
To: Mlalahoi <mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>
Cc: Young Professionals <youngprofessionals_ke@googlegroups.com>
Sent: Mon, July 12, 2010 4:57:52 PM
Subject: MY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE..........! | Friends and relatives,
This is a true story.........it happened to me....
Please here me out on this one. Recently after a busy day i decided to branch at one of the new sports in town at least to enjoy some contents of the place before heading. It was a good place and left little early for i had to chair some meeting of my relatives.
On reaching home, little tipsy, opened my door and quickly as usual rushed to close it. but no sooner had i reached for the padlock than i heard i knock, when i inquired, it was my neighbors wife, asking to see me. I obliged her and reopened. After the usual hi hi... i wondered why she's been lost many days not seen and she readily said she had gone home.
Quickly the woman asked...." what type of condom do you use?".... here i was seeing #$%&<<>>>?:"()__+%^~~~~~~~" and she was like , " i know its a crazy Q but just tell me" then it occurred to me we were standing in the corridor and any one would here me talk such with a neighbors wife, so i decided to welcome her in which she refused then i asked...after a long silence....... why? ..........she was like " do you use Rough Ryder, Enzoy..... studded... or the normal once?".. here again i was like +*-/*+_)(&*^%$++-* i told her .....Rough ryder....... and she went..... Can i see the packet?.... "my goodness what is this now...." when i realised she was not giving up, i said to her..." you know today is Wednesday i think they picked the dust bins so i dont have a packet left to show you, but why ask? ..... she eptied her worries to me......." you know when i went home i left a packet of Rough Ryder condoms in my room ..... i had asked my mboch to go to her cousins untill i come back... but i understand she used to come back in the house at night... now when i checked the place i could not find it.... i have asked her about it but she says she doesnt know what that looks like... thats why i wanted you to assist me with a packet so i could show it to her to enmable her understand what am talking about....." after listen i asked.... but where do you keep it and does she know where?..... she said..." i normally keep it in an open place and many times she cleans the place so am sure she must have seen it...." Then i asked her.... " Have you asked your hubby?" she was like " no and i know he would not tell me......... but am suspecting something is wrong in this house..........but soon i will find out.... anyway thanks but should you find a packet please let me know....." she told me.
I told her sorry but adviced her to nicely talk to her hubby to find out..... surprisingly next day she told me even the hubby isnt taking it seriously and did not even bother to ask the mboch.....
Am a single guy, well groomed. Why would this lady come to me asking about condom types sincerely? this are matters private and she should have sorted oput with the hubby?
What was this woman upto? was she real? could she be looking for away to have me in bed?
Am disturbed guys please advice....
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