Monday, September 13, 2010

Re: Before I kick her to the Bin

Yes Kuria
These kind of women come from one sub-location in the country and Jex has never moved from his cocoon. Aaaaaaaaaaaaashindwe Kabisaaaaa. Ariswaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 

On Mon, Sep 13, 2010 at 3:38 PM, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote:
Papa Likondi.
Or she could be technologically challenged and so she writes those numbers in a note book which she carries with her and works the cell phone as if it was a landline. That is problem of dating an academic dwarf, no different from the women who took the card for the cow to their own maternity clinic and they wondered whether she was a ngo'mbe.
 
Ask him wapi alitoa ngo'mbe.

On Mon, Sep 13, 2010 at 4:02 AM, Papa Likondi <papalikondi@googlemail.com> wrote:
Jex
I told you before the problem with Kamba chiles and you acted like a goat on heat and chased me all over the forum with the support of some few ngurinyos. 
How come you woke up to play games at NIGHT? This is because the KAMBA CHIK was so boring that you had to seek for peace of mind by playing Tom and Jerry with her phone.
Her Phone book is empty because she does not know how to save the numbers in her phone BUT she is the old type that saves numbers in her HEAD (not the Brain).
Bureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaabissasas. kuku ya........................

On Sun, Sep 12, 2010 at 6:37 PM, Jectone Ndunya <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com> wrote:
To all mine friends,
I discovered just the other day when i took my beloved Kamba Chik to Elementaita Lodge for Id ull Ftr that she dint have my phone number saved in her phone book.

I noticed this at some point in the middle of the night when i woke up to play some games in her phone when the instincts of my dead grand ma spoke to me that i should call my number using her phone. I WAS SHOCKED TO MY MANHOOD THAT MY CHICK HAD IT NOT SAVED IN HER PHONE BOOK. Then i had to wake her up for interrogation and she potrayed a face like that of a thief found with his fingers in the granary.Then she quickly saved it then went back to sleep.

She could not explain only saying that it may have been a mistake, but what mistake when she manages to call my number like 5 times a day?

Even the soothing love messages that I've been sending her were no where in her phone, telling that she could be seeing more men therefore the reason not to keep anything from any man in her phone book.

I think you men should start being too close with your wives or girlfriends Phones because its an object that is too close to their chest and carries most secrets. Am contemplating sending her a flower of good bye.




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