Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Re: Papa Likondi: How to Curse Appropriately

Korir,
Now you are asking us to do the impossible. That is his language and he knows no other better language. He passed the age of teaching new tricks.

I disagree with you on the diet. Please review. Mandazi and tea cannot affect anybody's brains and so I take great exemptions to your insult of tea and mandazi. You must apologize.

Even a 5 year old can tell that Papa Likondi smokes bangi since no other stuff have the same effects. Accusing innocent mandazis and tea for this behavior is unacceptable. Place the blame on the right weed which is the weed.

Let us do like the fellow who lost his job, home wife and children to alcohol. He sat down and brought all the empty bottles and started to smash one by one, complaining loudly that they caused the misery.

As the alcoholic destroyed the empty beer bottles, he found five beers, unopened. He looked at the beers and remarked, "You fellows stay there. You are innocent" and then swallowed them after a hard day of work destroying empty beer bottles.

On Wed, Sep 29, 2010 at 5:56 AM, KENNEDY KORIR <korirken63@yahoo.com> wrote:
Can somebody stop this Papa Likondi, this man or woman (or something in between) comments on anything and everything with his trade mark  Bureeeeeeeeeee Kabisssssssaaaaa.
This man most likely runs and internet cafe with a client base of 10. In between his few clients he pens his naivety and chews some hard mandazis (ngumus)  with tea served in a tall glass.
 
Likondi please get a life and I am not afraid of your "bure kabisas" or your verbal filth





--- On Mon, 9/27/10, Papa Likondi <papalikondi@googlemail.com> wrote:

From: Papa Likondi <papalikondi@googlemail.com>
Subject: Re: Papa Likondi: How to Curse Appropriately
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Monday, September 27, 2010, 5:21 AM

Joseck
What are you yapping about? Bureeeeeeeeeee Kabisssssssaaaaa

On Sun, Sep 26, 2010 at 11:36 AM, Joseck Nyantino <gnyantino@yahoo.com> wrote:
how i wish you and me were engaged in more serious discourse!!!!...what you've forwarded to me isnt MOBI stuff and you know it...i know what you are capable of...you are a good writer...give intellectually stimulating stuff meeen!!!!!...and by the way why arent you even commenting on the lawyer's letter to a one sam okello....that guy did terrible things to me and we need to fix him...and mobi i still need you but you've totally refused to listen to me...what really happened..is there something that i did not do right pleasec get in touch with me @ 0737261657

--- On Thu, 9/23/10, Henry Gichaba <gichabamob@hotmail.com> wrote:

From: Henry Gichaba <gichabamob@hotmail.com>
Subject: RE: Papa Likondi: How to Curse Appropriately
To: "Mlalahoi" <mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>, "Kuria Mwangi" <kjmwangi@gmail.com>, "Kuria Mwangi" <kuriajmwangi@aol.com>
Date: Thursday, September 23, 2010, 10:11 AM


 Habari kuria!

Date: Wed, 22 Sep 2010 23:26:35 -0400
Subject: Papa Likondi: How to Curse Appropriately
From: kjmwangi@gmail.com
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
CC: Youngprofessionals_ke@googlegroups.com

Dear Papa Likondi:
I was disturbed to see you use the FU curse word in public and so decided to work with you
on the use of appropriate curses. Instead of using the FU word on Nene, you could just have shown him the
finger like the boy below and that would have been appropriate instead of using curse words on these fora.

I have gone the extra mile to look for appropriate insults and curse words we can use on those people we hate instead
of insulting one another in these fora. You dont have to waste time writing matusi and annoying people any more. Just cut and
paste one of the insults below and hurl it on your enemies.

You can also use many of these insults on your wife or children too if they get into your nerve so safe this email tafadhali.
If you have small children, even a 1 year old, you can teach him how to show those who annoy him or her the finger like the way kijana
below has done. Teaching them these curses when they are young is good because they grow up knowing how to defend themselves from bullies.
Instead of your one year old crying like a baby, he will give his teacher or peer the finger and they will keep off the rat. The finger can also be used at Nyayo stadium against the enemy team.

I am just helping you because you are a nice man and deserve to get more and better curse words. These insults are dedicated to you ndugu.

Kuria


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