Kid Brother Jex,
Do you pick you nose? I am tempting to think so otherwise why would you lips be dark and your nose is red? You are not an Italian and so your nose should not be peeling off unless you are suffering from noseiasis in which case a nose, throat and mouth specialist should be able to help you. Foot and mouth diseases should not be taken lightly.
There are several reasons why people pick their noses. Irritation is one of them but some psychological problems are worthy pursuing especially because in your case women are getting involved. This could be signs of sexual inadequacy and so you could be playing with your finger in your nose. As a therapist, I would only support it because it is a lesser evil than masturbation. Different people get different pleasures and yours could be coming from nose stimulation (a better term would, different strokes for different people). You could get better pleasure by asking this mean woman to stimulate your nose but I doubt a woman of substance would take such nonsense.
This nose stimulation could have been a case of not outgrowing nose picking when you were a child. Your parents may also have been too strict on you picking the nose, removing those boogers and eating them and so you got over punished. Children love those boogers (they call them nose burghers).
As in the case of the alcoholic who loves the bottle because he is compensating for time the mother denied him breast feeding, you could be using the nose picking from that angle. Some kids are denied the breast and then get the finger and suck it till somebody stop them. The best method is to smear the finger with peeper or cow poop or put a finger condom on the child's finger and use a condom with sharp pins so that they hurt their mouths and forget that nonsense.
Talk to a psychiatrist about the nose issue and find out whether it is a somatic or psychological problem. Both can be treated. Thank your girlfriend for being concerned and for alerting us on this issue.
Your stomach! This is lesser problem than the nose issue because I dont see any psychiatric issue here. It is a somatic and economic problem and we will use medical and economic solution. The psychiatrist doesnt have to know about the stomach rumbling except due to the fact that economic and medical problems can cause psychiatric problems such as depression and which in turn can cause poor social skills and problems in relationships.
In the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM IV), the stomach rumbling problem can be placed under Axis III since this is acute medical conditions and physical disorder. I would place your nose picking disorder under Axis II since it is a personality disorder.
Problems with your girlfriend(s) and family will be placed under Axis IV (Psychosocial and Environmental Problems contributing to the Ddisorder). Poor relations which you seem to face comes under this axis.
Since you talk big and everything you talk about must be huge (huge jolobo, huge farm, huge cars, huge chairs), we will address Axis II under this because this is a personality issue and I want to dissuade folks from looking at delusional or schizophrenia angles because I dont think this is an Axis I issue. I would prefer we leave Axis I open until we gather more evidence. We are professionals and must handle every issue professionally. We must get enough evidence to diagnose each case and so I condemn with the strongest terms possible anybody suggesting that your talk is delusional.
Back to the stomach. Please change your diet emmediately. Stop eating madodo and other related stuff especially those ones not well cooked. Mbocho are making your stomach rumble and even worse makes you fart at night. Your girl is complaining of the fart but does not want to tell you directly and so she uses politically correct language of rumbling. You also seem to have a swollen stomach and this is caused by malnutration and the same mbocho. Gas in the stomach makes your stomach have a public opinion and when it escapes, it comes through your butthole (fart), nose (carbon dioxide) or mouth (bulging? Agikuyu call it guthebea and it is not anything you want to do because the smell can be worse than that of the worst fart-See the song below). If that gas comes out of your nose and jolobo, then your days in this world are numbered. Go for surgery. Did you read the DN article on eating cheap food? You pay dearly. That githeri you eat on the road side and those kiosk will take you to hospital and so the money spent will be more than what you would have spent in a good restaurant.
Eat good and live long ndugu.
Get a Kikuyu woman this time to translate you this Kamande wa Kioi song, Guthebea Kanitha (Farting in the Church) about somebody who did it in church and prayers/service was cut short as everybody run for their dear lives.
Kamande sings very stupid songs like the one below, Capsules and so listen on and see what somebody can do to you if cross his path (will swallow you like a capsule, disgest you and then throw you in the toilet the way that dog is doing)
Kuria
On Thu, Sep 30, 2010 at 3:10 AM, Jectone Ndunya <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com> wrote:
This is a Chick av known for good years. to my surprise and amusement, yesterday she commented that my nose is lighter than my face. i was left with more thoughts than laughter since she has never told me this.
Then came the night fall and another bomb dropped in bed..." Your stomach inanguruma kama chevrolet.." What was She upto this day or is it that she's been waiting for the moment?
I need your comments and advice how to tame or deal with this ngurumo ya chevrolet.
Jexxxx
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