RE: JUST FOR LAUGHS

Nzioka,
Kuria ni bure kabisa no wonder he was raped by Muita's Aunty 26 yrs ago without raising a finger

Ja'kamburi



> Date: Thu, 2 Sep 2010 16:50:19 +0300
> Subject: RE: JUST FOR LAUGHS
> From: jnzioka@ppoa.go.ke
> To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
>
>
> Kaburini,
>
> Kuria is the leader of spoilers. Ask him which cake he baked.
>
> Josephine
>
> >
> > People,
> > Kuria,Muita,Josephini and |Nzioka,
> >
> > Mbona mnaharibu ladha ya hii cake yangu jameni?
> >
> > Kujeni mkule cake sasa
> >
> > Ja'kamburi
> >
> >
> >
> >> Date: Thu, 2 Sep 2010 09:55:02 +0300
> >> Subject: Re: JUST FOR LAUGHS
> >> From: jnzioka@ppoa.go.ke
> >> To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
> >>
> >>
> >> Kuria,
> >>
> >> You were pretending to be better than Muita? "Birds of a feather" You
> >> cannot be Muita's spokesman coz you are almost beating him in that
> >> field.
> >> Keep on baptizing the "cake-baking"
> >>
> >> Josephine
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> > Muita,
> >> > I dont know why you are not insisting on preparing muthokoi instead of
> >> > baking cake. I promise you that
> >> > you will accept the apology after making that muthokoi. Cake baking is
> >> > like
> >> > going for a snack instead of
> >> > taking a meal, a complex one instead of a light meal in the form of a
> >> > cake.
> >> >
> >> > Doing a muthokoi is as easy as cooking ugali but far much better
> >> > especially
> >> > if you have a big pestle. Now this all you will need. A ndiri (mortar)
> >> > since
> >> > you have the pestle (muinduri). I know you have not seen a mortar from
> >> > Ukambani but that is no different from the ndiri back home for
> >> preparing
> >> > njenga or that other stuff looking like unga made through numerous
> >> > hammering.
> >> >
> >> > One she brings the mortar, make sure that it sits well to avoid
> >> destroying
> >> > it or tilting after repeatedly hammering it with your pestle. The more
> >> you
> >> > hammer the mortar, the better the muthokoi get prepared. Make sure you
> >> > dont
> >> > just hit one place otherwise the muthokoi will not be done evenly. Hit
> >> at
> >> > the top, sides and in the middle, first slowly and then vigorously
> >> until
> >> > the
> >> > muthokoi is well done and you can smash it no more. You know you are
> >> done
> >> > when there is no response from the mortar or it collapses. Use your
> >> finger
> >> > or fingers or hands to koroga the muthokoi, slowly and evenly,
> >> stroking it
> >> > in a gentleman manner and then keep on tasting the muthokoi to make
> >> sure
> >> > that it is getting well done.
> >> >
> >> > On Tue, Aug 31, 2010 at 2:45 PM, Muita Wangoko
> >> > <muitawangoko@gmail.com>wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Tue, Aug 31, 2010 at 7:51 AM, <jnzioka@ppoa.go.ke> wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> Muita, aaaiiiiiiaaa, I thought Mwangi was your spokesperson and I
> >> was
> >> >>>> happy that I was forgiven. Ok can you now forgive me then? If you
> >> dont
> >> >>>> bake cakes unless you are assisted, then I dont think you know how
> >> to
> >> >>>> do
> >> >>>> it. A good chef does it alone. There is a programme called "Top
> >> Chef"
> >> >>>> and
> >> >>>> everyone does his/her thing and he/she is given a present and those
> >> >>>> who
> >> >>>> fail are told to pack their knives and go home. Are you a chef or
> >> an
> >> >>>> assistant chef? Im waiting to be forgiven if that pleases Wangoko.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Josephine
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>
> >> >> @Josephine,
> >> >>
> >> >> I like your name. It sounds good though I almost bit my upper lip
> >> when
> >> >> I
> >> >> tried pronouncing the name but with a grin. Kuria Mwangi is one of
> >> the
> >> >> most
> >> >> unreliable beings on earth and so can never be appointed to be my
> >> >> spokesperson.
> >> >>
> >> >> Ich bin einen Profi Bäcker, the germans will tell you, that is to say
> >> I
> >> >> am
> >> >> one of the best cake bakers currently exisiting in the right planet.
> >> I
> >> >> do
> >> >> bake at your own choice or selection at your own space and time and
> >> at
> >> >> the
> >> >> right temperature. I always do ensure that the ingredients are well
> >> >> nourishing to both mind and body in that it will make you keep on
> >> coming
> >> >> for
> >> >> more. However, in some cases like yours, we'll have to do it
> >> together.
> >> >> I
> >> >> normally suggest so since then can we both mutually gain, how? come
> >> thee
> >> >> to
> >> >> me and you shall not regret.
> >> >>
> >> >> Forgiveness never comes that easy from Muita son of Wangoko.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> +-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
> >> >> Best Regards,
> >> >> ./Muita Wangoko
> >> >>
> >> >> "If the outside is so good, why is it taking too long to perfect the
> >> >> inside?"
> >> >>
> >> >> +-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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