On Mon Sep 6th, 2010 12:04 PM PDT Kuria-Mwangi wrote:
>Evans,
>Doctors are not always but would agree with you that he needs to follow
>doctors advise and stop payukering about the price of the mattress.
>
>Mburi's friends were also right about the prescription but he seems the type
>of people who get advise and instead of acting continue looking for several
>prescription. These fora compliment medical doctors and that is why he came
>to us so dont dismiss the patient by sending him back to the doctor.
>
>Mburi came back to us because he cannot afford the prescription given by his
>PCP (Primary Care Physician). It is like a person who cannot afford medical
>care and goes to a witchdoctor for treatment and so dont treat his case like
>that of Wairimu Kirima who consulted a witchdoctor yet Kirima could afford
>medical services anywhere in the world. Eric Mburi is a poor netter who
>cannot afford a good mattress and so stop comparing him with Wairmu Kirima.
>Lets deal with the poverty striking Mburi before we help him. He asked for a
>mattress fundraising and that should have told you that the rat is poverty
>stricken. Sending it back to the doctor is like sending it to the death bed.
>He needs a bed and a mattress before we can talk of such treatment.
>
>Since we cannot afford to buy him a mattress, we must send him back to the
>drawing bed. The treatment he first rejected will be the one to help him and
>that involves his wife. If he does not have a wife, Koinange street is the
>hospital of choice for him. Kwani those ministers and MPs going there are
>not human beings like Mburi? Who does he think he is to rejected the
>Koinange Street Hospital when the ministers go there for the treatment. What
>are the charges at Koinange street anyway because going back to the doctor
>may be the cheaper option (i.e buying the mattress if the Koinange Street
>girls are more expensive? This will be a simple case of somebody prescribed
>fruits for vitamins deficiency in order to avoid going to the doctor (ati a
>fruit a day keeps the doctor abay) only to find out that seeing the doctor
>is cheaper than buying the fruits. Lets be serious on costs tafadhali before
>we dismiss Mburi.
>
>
>Mburi needs to do what his friends advised him to do. Sex and focus on
>missionary works because his back needs to be worked on. Other than
>swimming, other prescriptions are less effective. If his wife is not too
>fat, she can also jump on his back as he lays kifundi fundi but he needs to
>be careful because she may want to break it completely especially if she has
>met a better looking and financially stable man. A man who cannot afford a
>bed and mattress is worthy breaking the spinal cord into pieces because it
>also suggests that he is sexually challenged (there is a positive
>relationship between good sex and good spinal cord so if he has broken his
>spinal cord, his sexual life is broken). He therefore needs to focus on
>press ups with his wife and then ask her to do some good massage.
>
>The doctor must have recommended a firm mattress so advise him to also sleep
>on the carpet/Matt sometimes but his wife may not buy this nonsense. Gone
>are the days when women even accepted to do on trees, on the grass, the
>counter, on the micro wave, on the table or on the fridge. Bathtab yes but
>this wont help his back.
>
>Advise your friend to see a masseur. Women are better but not for somebody
>with a back problems. Exceptions being if Mburi will allow Conjetina do
>massage on his back (
>http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/InsidePage.php?id=2000017519&catid=259&a=1)
>
>So let him try the sweetest and the cheapest prescription and only see
>daktari maumivu yakizidi.
>
>Kuria
>On Mon, Sep 6, 2010 at 2:03 PM, Evans MACHERA <evansmachera@yahoo.com>wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> Eric,
>>
>> You make someone go bananas.
>>
>> Medical check ups are services offered and depending on the opinion of the
>> professional provider prescribes the type of treatment which must not be
>> medicine but how to go about your operations.
>>
>> Painkillers do not treat but cool the pain.If you have an infection,the
>> Doctor will get a way of getting rid of the infection by applying
>> appropriate medicine.In case of a growth,an operation is appropriate.
>>
>> Now,in your case,the doctor was right and follow the prescription.
>>
>> Evans MACHERA.
>>
>> --- On *Mon, 9/6/10, Eric Wabwaya Mburi <ewabwaya@hotmail.com>* wrote:
>>
>>
>> From: Eric Wabwaya Mburi <ewabwaya@hotmail.com>
>> Subject: My back and old Matress.........that is the prescription
>> To: "Agola Atieno" <mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>, "Young Professionals" <
>> youngprofessionals_ke@googlegroups.com>
>> Date: Monday, September 6, 2010, 6:06 AM
>>
>> People,
>> For the last three weeks I have had un-ending back aches but which I have
>> always avoided, but just asking friends in the office or at joints what it
>> could be but for which as our brothers are prone to be,have told me that I
>> havent had sex for long and it seems I am having accumulation of unwanted
>> fats in my back.The ladies on the other hand have shied away only indicating
>> that I talk to my wife about it.
>>
>> Now the reason am writing to you friends is that last friday I took the
>> initiative to see a doctor after i spent a sleepless night the previous
>> night. At the hospital,I was shown a room to wait for the doc.After about 25
>> minutes the doctor showd up and carried out the usual tests done by by
>> doctors: I wonder why that is always the procedure,urine,stools,sputum,and
>> lastly the tongue is checked.
>>
>> All the while I was patient as I did not want to indicate that I had gone
>> through some horrible pain the previous night.The doc asked me to wait for
>> 30 minutes for results to be out.
>>
>> As I waited my thoughts run through the advice I had been given by friends
>> even as I salivated for nurses passing by the doctor's room with un ending
>> head turn with my eyes folowing the direction of one after the other
>> disappears as the door lenthg could not allow further view. The scenery was
>> obstructed by a phone call I received from an old friend who now works in
>> Sudan.As I picked the phone the doc came in and asked me for a one on one
>> session.
>>
>> We went into another room and closed ourselves in as my eyes twinkled
>> endlessly imagining the doc was about to say the unheard. He looked at me
>> straight in the eye and asked me a question I never expected but to which
>> almost earned him a slap from me. Unalalaga wapi? that was the question:
>>
>> For a while I thought to maself this was uncalled for question but after
>> gathering enough strength I answered that I sleep in my house;
>> Then the doc proceeded to tell me that he is aware I sleep in a house but
>> could I describe briefly how my sleeping arena looks like and or consists of
>> what paraphernalia.
>>
>> I was honest enough to tell him that my bed broke a while ago and currently
>> I place my mattress down on the floor although I bought a carpet a while ago
>> which now the matress sleeps on before I sleep on the mattress.
>>
>> The Doc then asked me to estimate for him the thickness of my mattress if I
>> could remember it off head to which my eyes began swelling whether this dude
>> was at ma neighbourhood before he reported to work or this is sincere: Well
>> I told him that it now ranges between 10 to 15 centimeters.
>>
>> People the doc told me that he was going to prescribe for me some
>> painkillers but if I cared about my health I should pass by any Nakumatt or
>> Tuskys supermarkets and carry home with me a new matress whose thickness is
>> above what I had just mentioned adn then I had no next visit
>> scheduled.Initiallly i thought there was a promo for free matreses at the
>> mentioned supermarkets only for him to seal it that a good one goes for
>> between shs 5,000 to 6,500.
>>
>> THIS IS THE BASIS OF MY APPEAL FOR MEDICAL HELP==== THE DOC PRESCRIBED A
>> MATTRESS AND AS IT IS I NEED YOUR HELP.
>> ANY DONATIONS WHETHER IN KIND OR CASH SHOULD BE DELIVERED DIRECTLY TO MY
>> HOUSE.
>>
>> THANK YOU
>>
>> Ja'kamburi
>>
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