Okay I give up. I will concentrate on my mating season and never try any new tricks again.
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Have a very good Likondi day Jirani Kuno
-- On Mon, Sep 13, 2010 at 9:22 PM, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote:
Muita,
Papa Likondi uses his toes to tickle mama Likondi but they can be employed for other
good uses. But you need to trim the nails so that you dont end up circumcising mama Watoto
accidentally especially if your toes are in recovery mood like those of Papa Likondi. Jiggers hardens toes
and toes nails and it take ages to get them back to normal and that is why our Papa Likondi warned
against getting those nasty toes anywhere near pahali pa uzazi.
But in the event that yours toes are as soft as those of the man of the cloth, clean as pamba and are seen
by trained professionals who know how to do pedicure, they do the same function as the fingers do or close to the function of
you know what. That is how Kimani managed to keep the maid happy because his wife took control of the center bolt, one leg and one hand and forgot that the leg could be used by enemy forces. The maid took over the right foot and toe and made it work wonders. Kim was happy to get two at a price of one and a chance to receive dual happiness, close to threesome.
Western women including Spanish women are very open to sucking and licking the toes and so I urge you to get a German and ask her to work on your toes. She will massage it and before you know it, your toe will be in her mouth and she will then be screaming and praising thy toes. when that tongue of her start going north, may be by passing the round about and going to the North pole and then returning to the equator, you will start calling mamayo. You will be wet but as long as her saliva is not lethargic, you will like it especially when she winds up pale pale.
Dont try asking our sisters to do this nonsense because only very few want to eat your toes. They will be reminded of Murang'a jiggers even though they can see that your toes are perfecto. Getting your thumb in your mouth is hell so dont even go there. German women dont know about Murang'a jiggers so dont start talking about walking bare footed to school and jiggers. Tell them that your toes are sacred.
But if you have Papa Likondi's type of toes he described above, please tell the German women to keep their tongues to themselves.On Mon, Sep 13, 2010 at 9:45 AM, Muita Wangoko <muitawangoko@gmail.com> wrote:
@Kuria,On Mon, Sep 13, 2010 at 15:12, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote:
Mburi,No sane lady would dare put Papa Likondi's toes into their mouth. They wouldbe taken to ER because the mouth including the tongues would be badly damaged whilehis hooves would remain unscathed.
I am lost. Are you and Papa Gondoo suggesting that we men should start inserting our toes somewhere?
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./Muita Wangoko
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