Friday, September 24, 2010

Re: Papa Likondi: How to Curse Appropriately

Papa Likondi,
Forgive my cousin for he does not know who is insulting. Now call him names for suggesting that your mind need repair but dont use the F word tafadhali until he insults the stuff under the belt. You dont start with heavy insults because you can run out of the good ones. I was in another forum where two fellows were fighting and one called the other matako ya siafu. I didnt know they have matako but wait until i saw another fellow call his enemy makende ya kunguni and I got lost. Keep these insults for a rainy day and safe the child's middle finger attack for use against other Nenes. We need to save these insults for use in future, saving them for a rainy day. Huyu mtoto kali and his move is no worse than the huge one you hurled on my cousin.

Nene is mostly a Mukorino name, so he can curse you too. He should stop insulting you immediately. Only Muita is qualified to insult you and so I take great exception to a rookie attacking you. He deserves the finger.

On Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 4:02 AM, Papa Likondi <papalikondi@googlemail.com> wrote:
Kuria
i have cut and pasted what your cousin Joe Nene called me
Hallo good people,
Trusting that you are all doing A-OKay.....
@PAPALIKONDI,
You reflect your utter stupidity and decay of gray massa brain cells.This alphabet is meant to portray humour just as we have luo,luhya,kalenjin,somali and other tribes alphabets.By saying that these kambas are "bure" u actually show the urgent help that you require psychologically! Ninconpoop!
Did you want me to praise this fool for having awarded me another degree in stupidity? See he can't even spell the last word in his sentence.
I quote you as indicated below:-
You can also use many of these insults on your wife or children too if they get into your nerve so safe this email tafadhali.
Sincerely you can not write to me in this manner! You are now the devil himself! Also correct the word safe to save. I do not wish to continue with this kind of low level communications, so SHUT UP. Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee Kabissssssssaaaa

On Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 6:26 AM, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote:
Dear Papa Likondi:
I was disturbed to see you use the FU curse word in public and so decided to work with you
on the use of appropriate curses. Instead of using the FU word on Nene, you could just have shown him the
finger like the boy below and that would have been appropriate instead of using curse words on these fora.

I have gone the extra mile to look for appropriate insults and curse words we can use on those people we hate instead
of insulting one another in these fora. You dont have to waste time writing matusi and annoying people any more. Just cut and
paste one of the insults below and hurl it on your enemies.

You can also use many of these insults on your wife or children too if they get into your nerve so safe this email tafadhali.
If you have small children, even a 1 year old, you can teach him how to show those who annoy him or her the finger like the way kijana
below has done. Teaching them these curses when they are young is good because they grow up knowing how to defend themselves from bullies.
Instead of your one year old crying like a baby, he will give his teacher or peer the finger and they will keep off the rat. The finger can also be used at Nyayo stadium against the enemy team.

I am just helping you because you are a nice man and deserve to get more and better curse words. These insults are dedicated to you ndugu.

Kuria


https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=190f232932&view=att&th=12b3c8c7a3708402&attid=0.1&disp=inline&realattid=f_gef1h90k0&zw


stupid24.gif - Funny Pictures for MySpace codeinsult15.gif - Funny Pictures for MySpace code

4.gif - Funny Pictures for MySpace codehttps://mail.google.com/mail/?shva=1#drafts/12b3c9349b388a68
--
insult3.gif - Funny Pictures for MySpace codeinsult28.gif - Funny Pictures for MySpace code
insult8.gif - Funny Pictures for MySpace code0421438189animation1.gif - Funny Pictures for MySpace code
profile2-myspace-glitters.gif - Funny Pictures for MySpace codeyomamma.gif - Funny Pictures for MySpace code


insult2.gif - Funny Pictures for MySpace code242159hoxvn0hu34.gif - Funny Pictures for MySpace code
breath_date.gif - Funny Pictures for MySpace code


http://www.kuria-mwangi.blogspot.com
http://www.facebook.com/kjmwangi

--
Follow Me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/robertalai
 
JOB VACANCIES: http://www.myafricancareer.net
 
TECHMTAA BLOG: http://www.techmtaa.com/
 
To unsubscribe from this group, Email mlalahoi+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com
 
TRAINING VIDEOS; CISM /TOEFL/ GMAT / GRE/ SAT / IELTS / CISSP / MCTS / CISA / CCNA / CCNP / MCSE / MCITP / PHP / PHOTOSHOP / DREAMWEAVER / WEB DESIGN and others, CALL 0726 034 530
 
Websites for Ksh 15,000? Call 0726 034 530



--
 Have a very good Likondi day Jirani Kuno

--
Follow Me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/robertalai
 
JOB VACANCIES: http://www.myafricancareer.net
 
TECHMTAA BLOG: http://www.techmtaa.com/
 
To unsubscribe from this group, Email mlalahoi+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com
 
TRAINING VIDEOS; CISM /TOEFL/ GMAT / GRE/ SAT / IELTS / CISSP / MCTS / CISA / CCNA / CCNP / MCSE / MCITP / PHP / PHOTOSHOP / DREAMWEAVER / WEB DESIGN and others, CALL 0726 034 530
 
Websites for Ksh 15,000? Call 0726 034 530



--
http://www.kuria-mwangi.blogspot.com
http://www.facebook.com/kjmwangi

--
Follow Me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/robertalai
 
JOB VACANCIES: http://www.myafricancareer.net
 
TECHMTAA BLOG: http://www.techmtaa.com/
 
To unsubscribe from this group, Email mlalahoi+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com
 
TRAINING VIDEOS; CISM /TOEFL/ GMAT / GRE/ SAT / IELTS / CISSP / MCTS / CISA / CCNA / CCNP / MCSE / MCITP / PHP / PHOTOSHOP / DREAMWEAVER / WEB DESIGN and others, CALL 0726 034 530
 
Websites for Ksh 15,000? Call 0726 034 530

No comments:

Post a Comment