No No No Rose!
Wait a second; the Sports Sex contanis a full package. One does not indulge in it when you dont have those ingredients that Jakamburi himself suggested. It is only at the point where you plunge the Banana in, that you need to keep kneading it longer. Well if the sweetness in the "jolobo" becomes too much, making frequency to increase; then conciously slow down or remove banana out alltogether for a short 1-3 minute break. You can move the bowl around to a different position before you plunge the Babnana back in. Keep working it with frequent 1-3 minute breaks. It does not matter whether the banana stays in the mixing boul or whether you pull it out all together for these short breaks.
After the last "time out", thrust the banana back into the Boul and work it real hard till it sprays out the white juicy contents into the Mixing Boul. An explosion symultaniously takes place in the brain at that time. Subsequently all muscles in the body relax and PAIN is gone. So follow these Mburi's instructions down here.
One important thing to keep in mind is; the aim of sports sex is not to make Love cake. Though the instructions are the same, the season, condition, state and day of the mixing bowl must be put into consideration, else, it may turn out to be "Cake" making.
Mburi's Ingredients & directions for making Love Cake: Note: Instructions differ on point # 6
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing/smiling eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight; just 30-45 minutes).
6. Game is halfway when banana becomes soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5
Over to you
Jagem
From: Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com; mwangi kuria <kjmwangi@gmail.com>; Jagem K'Onyiego <jairuschurch@yahoo.com>
Sent: Fri, September 10, 2010 4:44:19 PM
Subject: Re: SEX & BACK PAIN
KURIA & JAGEM
Very interesting. Today i was travelling by matatu when Maina kageni and king'aangi were discussing something. They had a very funny discussion on how men from Kenya unlike other east african countries men dont warm up before the main exercise. According to the men who replied, they said they know their car well and therefore do not need to waste any energy for warm up. Some women replied and said, even when you know your car very well, you start the engine for sometimes before driving off.
Now Mr Mwangi and Kuria, you are advising men to stay there for 45 minutes to treat their backache. Which woman would have a ghost for 45 minutes who does not even want to waste energy for warm up. Very very selfish of men. They only want to cure their backache but dont care to know if the lady has backache or not. If the treatment of backache is from relaxation produced by the organisms, do you care if your wife gets those organisms to make her relax or not. Supposing she has backache too. You leave her paralyzed and you ran for "gachungwa " . Women are not there to treat men's backache. NB: Any exercise either thru sex or any other form of exercise should be after health professional's advice once they know the cause of backache.
--- On Fri, 9/10/10, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote:
From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: SEX & BACK PAIN
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Friday, September 10, 2010, 11:25 AM
Jagem, If he cannot get Ogombo, tell him to get a doctor who can prescribe viagra for back pain treatment. But he needs to remember that General Obacha the dead Nigerian dictator died of an overdose of viagra (it can bring heart attack especially when you over induldge in sex). Self medication is NO NO otherwise Mburi will be going to work with an overcoat because jolobo will be standing throughout and he would need to cover it unless he wants to lie that he is carrying a 4 battery torch in his pocket but some women will demand to touch the torch to confirm what kind of batteries are over charging the torch. Even overdose of Ogombo have the same effects. His back will repaired but his torch will be on forever especially if he becomes addicted to viagra or ogombo. Too much of anything is dangerous.
On Fri, Sep 10, 2010 at 7:18 AM, Jagem K'Onyiego <jairuschurch@yahoo.com> wrote: Rose, I think Yohana is looking at it from the physical exercise point of view, in that when the body stays idle without being exercised then the muscles can become weak, in some instances so weak that they may not adequately support the skeleton structure. When this happens any little movement will result in muscle spasm which can lead to general pain, particularly around the Lumbar vertebral (kiuno) area and within the glutial (matako) muscles. To treat this it is preferable that a person engages in some form of vigorous movement to stimulate the muscles in these areas to have proper blood flow. Now, the one exercise that is known to generate a lot of excitement in men and women ans well is to engage in "SPORTS SEX". This is the sex that goes on for a long time, you know one where a round can last at between 30 to 45 minutes. This kind of sex will result in well worked out Kiuno muscles and the matako ones. Subsequently it leads to the relaxation of the brain and the entire muscles in the Body; the pain shall be surely gone. I must warn though, that, a person may not get the true benefit by engaging in a 'quickie style,' you know, the 3-5 minute intercourse, which results into 20-45 strokes. This will give incomplete cycle which may result in more tension. So Jakamburi, if you are a regular reader of this forum, then you must have heard of the magical plant called "OGOMBO". Look for it, chew a bit of it then get a lady who can engage in the "Sports type'. Do not go for the Quickie. Your back pain will be a thing of the past there after. Good luck Jagem
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com; eyohana@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu, September 9, 2010 5:44:43 PM
Subject: Re: SEX & BACK PAIN
Emanuel
i have no problem if sex is able to cure backache, but are you able to give this forum any scientific evidence to prove your point? If yes please post to the forum your references
--- On Thu, 9/9/10, Emmanuel Yohana <eyohana@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: Emmanuel Yohana <eyohana@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: SEX & BACK PAIN
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 3:15 AM
Rose, It is true sex cure backpain. I tried it long time ago and it worked. It is proven by our fore fathers and mothers for many thousand years. You can confirm this from your family elders. Emmanuel
From: Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com; youngkenyansforchange@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thu, September 9, 2010 1:07:18 AM
Subject: SEX & BACK PAIN
IS IT TRUE THAT SEX CAN CURE BACKPAIN? I dont know. Whichever the case the treatment of back pain depends on the cause of pain. Where possible the cause of backpain is removed either by operation or modern medication. In some other cases different interventions are used. Please read the attached article and find out the truth. Always consult health professionals before doing any exercise because it can complicate the whole problem. NB: I am not a neurologists, physiotherapist, nor an orthopedic specialist (These are guys who deal with back pain issues)
Rose
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