Thursday, September 2, 2010

Re: JUST FOR LAUGHS

Francis,
I am only trying to help Josephine. She is jumping from the fire (Muita) to the frying pan (Papa Likondi).

On Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 9:07 AM, francis karore <karoref@yahoo.com> wrote:
Heheeeeeeee!!!!! Kuria wacha uchochezi,
 
Sawa sawa bro. 


From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com>
To: Mlalahoi <mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>
Sent: Thu, September 2, 2010 5:07:45 AM

Subject: Re: JUST FOR LAUGHS

Josephine,
Papa Likondi hajakomaa kiwanawake. So on that area, he is like a 12 year old. I have no doubt about his intellectual development and he is sharp witted. Unfortunately this is not an academic discourse nor is a talent search to show that Mlalahoi got talent. 

I am only protecting you against these kupes. Please be warned that Muita and Papa Likondi are both cockroaches.

You need to lay all your problems on my shoulders and cry on me and not on those kupes.

I will leave you with Bellamy Brothers, "If i said you had a beautiful body" and "let your love flow"


If you dont listen to me, you will end up with a broken heart:

Remember that lovers live longer and we can live longer if we do something together.



Have a Bellamy day dear Josephine.
Kuria

On Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 7:39 AM, <jnzioka@ppoa.go.ke> wrote:
Kuria,

Are you a chameleon? Last time you were working towards my forgiveness,
now you want me fined? Kwani Papa is 14 year old. Papa needs to deal with
Kuria too. He is trying to tell everybody that Papa is not grown up enough
to be someones advocate. Papa, please defend yourself from Kuria.

Josephine



> It is foolstop not fullstop especially when you are dealing with the two.
>
> Since when did Papa Likondi become a mzee? Josephine need to be fined for
> this.
>
> And how is the cake baking plan going on? Is Muita's dough ready now? Hope
> the yeast is not working now in readiness for
> the baking.
>
> On Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 5:16 AM, <Nancy.Andwati@fco.gov.uk> wrote:
>
>> Papa,
>>
>> Wewe ni papaaaaa. Save Josphine from all the trouble deal with Muita
>> with a
>> FULLSTOP
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com [mailto:mlalahoi@googlegroups.com] On
>> Behalf Of jnzioka@ppoa.go.ke
>> Sent: 31 August 2010 14:14
>> To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
>> Subject: Re: JUST FOR LAUGHS
>>
>>
>> Papa
>>
>> Please go ahead and speak on my behalf. Muita said he can only forgive
>> me
>> if his madness level goes down and I think he is serious about it.
>> Unfortunately Im very poor in defending myself. Thats why I never played
>> netball in school coz I was scared of stepping on peoples toes and they
>> might not forgive me, just like Muita is doing. You see I was right. I
>> think
>> you know how to handle him. You have my permission, be my lawyer(of coz
>> there is no pay)but a good gesture of a good spokesman (Panapo wazee
>> hapaharibiki jambo).
>>
>> thanks though for the offer.
>>
>> Josephine
>>
>>
>> > Josephine
>> > Why are you begging for forgiveness from a mad man? This Muita man was
>> > dispatched from Kenya because he had the habit of burying his head in
>> > the sand thinking he is an Ostrich (big Feathered friend). Please
>> > authorize me to seek for this "forgiveness" from him and surely as I
>> > am standing here now, he will approve my request immediately.
>> >
>> > On Tue, Aug 31, 2010 at 7:51 AM, <jnzioka@ppoa.go.ke> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Muita, aaaiiiiiiaaa, I thought Mwangi was your spokesperson and I was
>> >> happy that I was forgiven. Ok can you now forgive me then? If you
>> >> dont bake cakes unless you are assisted, then I dont think you know
>> >> how to do it. A good chef does it alone. There is a programme called
>> "Top Chef"
>> >> and
>> >> everyone does his/her thing and he/she is given a present and those
>> >> who fail are told to pack their knives and go home. Are you a chef or
>> >> an assistant chef? Im waiting to be forgiven if that pleases Wangoko.
>> >>
>> >> Josephine
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> > On Mon, Aug 30, 2010 at 16:00, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> Josephine,
>> >> >> On behalf of Muita, the apology is accepted unconditionally. But
>> >> please
>> >> >> note that Muita also bakes and can bake for you a very good cake
>> >> (with
>> >> >> icing
>> >> >> to top it)
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> > @Kuria,
>> >> >
>> >> > Tiga munua(wacha domo)! Who appointed you as my spokesman? Who?
>> >> > No,
>> >> she
>> >> > is
>> >> > not forgiven and yes I can bake a cake with her not for her.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Mon, Aug 30, 2010 at 4:54 AM, <jnzioka@ppoa.go.ke> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Muita, Ngaaaaiiiiiii, Im really very sorry. I thought that was
>> >> >>> your creation but I think I was not careful enough to realize the
>> >> >>> author behind the "cake-baking". Again Im really very sorry and I
>> >> >>> hope Im
>> >> forgiven.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Josephine
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>
>> >> > @Josephine,
>> >> >
>> >> > No, you are not forgiven.  I rarely forgive but I can when I wish
>> >> > to
>> >> or
>> >> > rather when the sub-etha dictates so.  And for me to consider
>> >> forgiving
>> >> > you,
>> >> > I wish to state that it is important you realise that yours truly,
>> >> > the most sane one and chairman on ladies invites you for a cake
>> >> > baking session
>> >> next
>> >> > time you come visiting europe.  We shall do it at the doorstep of
>> >> where
>> >> > Hitler used to sing mugithi at.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >>
>> +-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>> >> >  Best Regards,
>> >> >  ./Muita Wangoko
>> >> >
>> >> >  "If the outside is so good, why is it taking too long to perfect
>> >> > the inside?"
>> >> >
>> >>
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