Friday, September 10, 2010

RE: My back and old Matress.........that is the prescription

Ann Mar,
Ann thank you for the concern,my back is back to its sexy look again without pain,dawa ni combination of issues I will post here one day with bits of what Kuria posted her lakini ya Papa hii ya kuwa na mating seasons did not help me at all

Papa wewe ni bure kaaaaabisa bure kabisaaaa

Ja'kamburi




Date: Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:11:05 +0300
Subject: Re: My back and old Matress.........that is the prescription
From: annpeny@gmail.com
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com

Eric,

There are some cheap mattresses(rd second hand),same thickness as prescribed tht could go for half the price,if still unaffordable kindly ask the same doctor to distribute some of his old mattresses for people like u....pole

Ann







On Thu, Sep 9, 2010 at 11:00 AM, Eric Wabwaya Mburi <ewabwaya@hotmail.com> wrote:
Rose,
When probably do we expect the dossier as you have indicated?

Ja'kamburi




Date: Wed, 8 Sep 2010 15:13:26 -0700
From: ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com

Subject: Re: My back and old Matress.........that is the prescription
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com

Well may be jex is correct, but for sure sex is not a solution to this problem. i will attach an article on causes of backache and treatment. The title will be SEX AND BACK PAIN.

--- On Tue, 9/7/10, Jagem K'Onyiego <jairuschurch@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Jagem K'Onyiego <jairuschurch@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: My back and old Matress.........that is the prescription
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Tuesday, September 7, 2010, 7:25 PM


Au Siyoo?
 
Ugatuzi na Solutions. The time for beating about the bush is over Ladies and gentlemen. Men are leading the way here with solving issues. I am left to wonder where are the Good Ladies. Ain't none of them coming to the rescue of Jakamburi. I am sure he will follow Ndunya's advise to extend good treatment to them Ladies, after all he is in pain. Is there no lady who can have the sympathy to help one Jakamburi?
 
Over to you ladies--------

From: Jectone Ndunya <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Cc: ewabwaya@hotmail.com
Sent: Tue, September 7, 2010 10:46:44 AM
Subject: Re: My back and old Matress.........that is the prescription

Yes Kuria wa Mwangi,
Sex should be and is used as medicine. Ask me, whenever i feel some weight on my back i always call over my Kamba Chick and that day Heavens and neighbors know it will indeed be a treatment and therapy night.
 
Sex too should not be expensive, but it will if you so wish. The beautiful queens you so refer to as "Koinange", are sweet and loving if you dont know. Just take one and treat her with respect like your own wife for say a weekend and you will "eat her raw" the whole weekend and when its time to leave she will not ask you for a penny instead she will thank you for being their for her and showing her love and respect. You wanna try that? do it!!
 
 
Mburi over to you.... stop sleeping on that colonial mattress please get out their and find thy self a woman and treat her like a queen and all gates shall be opened unto you.
 
 
Off to Koinange or Kirinya Road quick......!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: My back and old Matress.........that is the prescription
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Cc: "YP Young Professional" <Youngprofessionals_ke@googlegroups.com>
Date: Tuesday, September 7, 2010, 6:23 AM

Ndugu Mburu,
You worst person I have ever met on treatment compliant. I only offered sex therapy because it can be cheap and enjoyable, the worst
part only being where the good lady jumps on your back. You should start with that because it is painfull and then do the missionary work after the drown the pain. It will be like working hard in the field and drinking a cold one after. I didnt advocate Koinange street but that was to the last results.
 
Some people have written privately wondering why a man of the cloth is advocating you visit Koinange Street. They misundestood Askofu. We are talking of treatment and so this will be equivalent to Medical Marijuana which by the way is now being prescribed in Obamaland by doctors to ease pain. You have pain on the back and could have advised that you get medical marijuana but I would prefer you get medical prostitution instead. Those are two evils and I opted for the lesser and sweeter evil. It may be the cheaper evil unless you are growing the marijuana yourself in which case it would be free marijuana. But who said sex cannot be free?
 
Would i reccomend medical prostitution or medical marijuana to you if you were saved? Hell No! I am only advising you to go for sex therapy and as a last resort take medical prostitution because you are a heathen. Going to Koinange Street will not make you a worse sinner. A sinner is a sinner and so dont think just because you have committed a few sins you are headed to heaven. Going to Koinange for treatment of your back wont make it worse in as far as going to heaven is concerned.
 
We are focusing on cost analysis and we already concluded that you cannot afford a mattress and a bed but you can afford sex and so a wise person would go for sex therapy and you start with free sex and only buy it as a last result. By now we assume that you are wise enough to know that there can be free sex but there cannot be free matress unless you want to get free old mattresses with bedbugs given away because kids peed on it and turned orange or one peed on by a drunkard. I would go for free sex any time if I were you.
 
We also considered the fact that Koinange sexual healing may be cheaper than going to Tusker Mattress for a mattress. In anycase, the money you will spend at Koinange will return to the local economy while the Tusker money you spend may end up in off-shore banks or India. I would rather that money remain in Majengo to jenga taifa. Try the cheaper therapy first and then return to the doctor as a last result.
 
I am sorry if the rat thing hurt your feeling. I used it as a figure of speech but I realize you have phobia for rats. Now let me know what other animal you would prefer I used as a figure speech and will oblige. You are not a rat and will never be one unless you belief in reincarnation but if I were you, I would prefer to be reborn as a horse instead of a rat.
 
Now stop talking about sexual abuse casually like that. Nobody was raped but it was a case of abuse of office by the headmistress and sexually abusing a minor. Rape takes place when one forces themselves into the victim but in this case the victim thought sex was part of job description since I was not given one. A 17 year old cannot give consent so even if he willings enjoys the goodies, that constitutes sexual abuse. Please show respect to peoples aunt because you are not the one who was sexually abused.

On Tue, Sep 7, 2010 at 6:09 AM, Eric Wabwaya Mburi <ewabwaya@hotmail.com> wrote:
People,

Nancy,I get you but the doc never mentioned these in his prescriptions at all for real==And now Papa with his mating seasons kwani Papa wewe ni mnyama uko na maiing seasons hahahahahahah


Kuria wa mwangi I am beginning to think you have no respect for prescriptions mpaka unaniita poor termite yet even you when you were being sexually abused by the so called Murangan non other than Muita's Aunty you never raised a finger at all.

Evans Machera my brother you have let Papa and Mwangi on me like loose dogs==can you defend me and as we speak am on my way to see another doctor for second ipinion on this but wait a minute, Nancy ile ninio illiisha?I would like to have a taste of the same.Was it cashewnut or ground nut butter? Get in touch please

Ja'kamburi




Date: Tue, 7 Sep 2010 11:46:15 +0300

Subject: Re: My back and old Matress.........that is the prescription
From: papalikondi@googlemail.com
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com


Yes you should plan for mating seasons in each year. You see me I have sex only during the months of July to September then I rest.

On Tue, Sep 7, 2010 at 9:38 AM, <Nancy.Andwati@fco.gov.uk> wrote:
Eric,
 
Start by changing your office charir, then your Matress. Then fing a Physiotherapist. " - 3 weeks of therapy and a back stretch will do you good.
 
Ok alos good Sex is veeeery good therapy


From: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com [mailto:mlalahoi@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Grace_Kwanya@bat.com
Sent: 07 September 2010 07:18
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: My back and old Matress.........that is the prescription


Sorry Eric for your back pain!!



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