Ja'kamburi
Date: Mon, 20 Sep 2010 01:30:15 -0400
Subject: Re: Types of Underwears
From: kjmwangi@gmail.com
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Man I have laughed so so much and had to sahre this....kwanza the City Hoppa and Magana Flowers......ebu read on!!
Types of Underwear
What type of underwear is the best? I have compiled the following
types. The default type is one we will call Msupa. These are those nice
Boxers, briefs, thongs or panties which are made of cotton and were NEW when
you bought them. Yes. I Insist. New! The rest are as follows ...
1) Senoir Citizen: This is an underpant with a few years job experience
(second hand underpants) and with several high profile referees or previous
owners if you may. The owner is most possibly nuts! And a miser.
2) Sambaza: These are hand me downs from older brothers and/or sisters. They
have also seen better days. The owner is most possibly young. And
disgruntled.
3) Someni Vijana: These come in a box of three for a hundred and fifty. The
owner is normally on a tight shoe string budget thus mostly a student.
4) Okoa Jahazi: Any underpants bought on credit. Some of which are never
paid for. The owner is most possibly still hiding from the under-wear
dealer. Lend such people your money at your own peril.
5) City Hoppa - A.K.A Grandmother pants a.k.a Mothers Union. These are the
old fashioned large ladies panties. They have very thick panty lines too.
The owners can be seen with VPLs (Visible panty lines) along the streets.
6) Magana Flowers - Well, this is the self explanatory type. I still dont
understand why ladies insist on wearing these flowered underpants. What does
it say about the owner? The flowers are a tribute to the men who have
perished while working down under.
7) Under 18 - This is an under-size one. The owner doesnt believe he/she is
growing bigger and insists on defiling younger (read smaller) members of the
underpant world. The owners can also be seen regulary adjusting the poor
under-18s in public.
8) Peeping Tom - These are underpants with a few peep holes especially for
men who want the old soldier down under to peep outside. Or people with
seriously toxic farts that drill holes in the underwear.
9) G4S - This one is Stolen. By persons playing Ponyoka na Ngotha promotion.
They realize they canot afford a nice one and decide to steal from friends,
family or neighbors. The owners, while daring, are quite stupd and are
mostly caught sooner or later.
10) My love - Well this is the one and only underpant owned by the
Lone-Underpant-Club members of our community. Its washed at night, dried at
night and worn every day. Why is it called my love. Well, coz every morning,
they wake up and pick the ngotha while singing " My love, there's only you
in my life!"
Any other you know of??? let me know
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