Askofu, mheshimiwa has also committed the sin of not "knowing how to shave properly". This boy has done many sins and he surely deserves to be punished but...
But (not butt) let us remember that Mheshimiwa is a mortal and therefore needs to be forgiven...unless of course Mheshimiwa wants to boast that he is a demigod ish ish bla bla nyef nyef etc etc and thereby squander the forgiveness that is rightly due to him.
On Mon, Sep 20, 2010 at 8:16 AM, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote:
Muita,Remind Mheshimiwa of the late Muruatetu, the ex snr chief from Embu County. Prior to indep. the mkoloni gave him an air ride to London and he was proud of mzungu, the flight and the maendeleo. On returning home in Embu, he reminded his people that he was no longer an ordinary Embian and needed to be treated like a semi god. He had good explanation for this, he told them "ndiravitukiire rugitori kwa Ngai". If Mheshimiwa does not know Kiembu, it means that Muruatetu passed by the backyard of God enroute to and from England.It is in very bad taste for Mheshimiwa to talk to you like that yet he saw you the other day board the bird which took you by the backyard of God. I am sure he sent you greetings to the Almighty and you must have left them in heaven since you by passed by God's yard. If you prayed for Mheshimiwa while you are in the sky and he prayed for himself at the same time while crying at JKI after your departure, then it is obvious that your prayers reached God first since you were nearer to him than Mheshimiwa. Mheshimiwa has committed so many sins, ranging from fornication to smoking and drinking and so his prayers would not be heard by anybody unless he climbed the Mt. Kenya and prayed nearer to God. He can only hope that you return home soonest and pray for him when the plane reaches the furthest point in the sky. Unfortunately Mheshimiwa does not clib mountains and can only hope of reaching the almighty by climbing a tall tree. He is better advised not to pray for anything because nobody will waste time listening to the nonsense he has committed. Let him continue sinning because stopping the sinning will not help him or his family. He has reached the maximum for forgiveness so dont even ask him to apologize because he has done the 77X7 allowable. He is immune to forgiveness and so he can attack you again and again without the fear of burning because he will burn anyway.
--On Thu, Sep 16, 2010 at 5:33 PM, Muita Wangoko <muitawangoko@gmail.com> wrote:
@Good people,
It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.
It is of course normal and perfectly normal, ipso facto, to be jealousy. Mheshimiwa, I understand I left your taste-buds dilated, I will come back and deliver my promise - buy the half Tusker Malt. You are amongst a brood of men who of recent have come to explicitly dislike my recent adventures. Indeed, only I and myself, can explain better what entails and will always entail the supposed adventures. Life is full, I am not expecting even the creation of another universe, that is if there is a creator.
Dear fellow earthlings, Mheshimiwa is a wise fool. So many a times he has tried to trick me to reveal my geniuosity in matters you know all too well. Someone remind him that I criss-cross between the infinitum and continum of space and time through the black-hole, to gather all which is in my humble and real possession. Yesterday, I went shopping for Pangalatic-gaglerblatter which was ordered after it was bought but don't show some interest in it since the universe it can only be found is currently closed for serious business - therefore, it is none of your business to know what businesses are closed, why, when and by whom.
Good people, I never fail to remind you especially my 'subjects' , skirt-weares, that I am an indispensable companion to all those who are keen to make sense of life in an infinitely complex and confusing Universe, for though I cannot hope to be useful or informative on all matters, I do reassure, that where I am inaccurate I am at least definitively inaccurate. In cases of major discrepancy it's always reality that's get me wrong.
Papa, Kuria wa Mwangi and Mburi, you are now promoted to the highest calling 'the emblems' of the council of manliness. I salute you real-men!
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