DONT COMMIT SUCIED LADIES=Just take good care of yourselves ladies

Ladies: Imagine that you go out one night
To a really nice bar with your friends
And have a few Cocktails.

They taste good, so you have a few more
And then the DJ puts on 'I Will Survive,'
So you're off on the dance floor .

After an hour or so, when 'Heart of Glass'
Has finished, and more modern music
Comes on, you come back to the group,
For a rest and another Cocktail or Three.

You notice a group of men standing nearby
And one of them is looking at you.
You look back at him and there is Tangible
Chemistry between the two of you.

YOU buy him a drink.
He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy
A man a drink.
He approaches you to chat and you get on
Really well....

When the time seems perfect for both of you,
He leans over and kisses you.
You have never been kissed like this before,
An Electric Kiss and a tingle shoulders
Through your entire body.
And you don't want it to stop.

"I don't usually do this sort of thing,"
You hear yourself saying,
"But I've never felt like this before.

Do you want to come back to my place???"


You wake up the next morning,
And you roll out of bed, half-asleep,
To go to the toilet,
Last's memories slightly blurred.

You look at yourself in the Mirror,
Make an "Urgh" Sound.

As you're sitting there,
Vivid flashes of what would seem like a
Marathon Sex Session flicker back into
Your head and you remember that you
Fell In Love Last Night.

With a Smile on Your Face,
You stand up and walk back to the bedroom,
And see...




Wouldn't you say?
Oh My God, I Swear I Will NEVER Drink Again!!!!!
Guys send it to your lady friends.

 

DON'T COMMIT SUICIDE!!!

   

 

Ja'kamburi