You make it look like i see no value in those balls Kuria yawa! Be fair!!
Though i confess some of you deserve a ball kick sometimes, but because your team mates may compose of a man i value highly, i will resist the temptation to use this moment use the moment for what i often desire to do but can't craft the right words.
In short you are safe!! Enroll in numbers.
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From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com>
Sender: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Fri, 1 Oct 2010 08:32:11 -0400
To: <mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>
ReplyTo: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: BEACH SOCCER TOURNAMENT...Invite
You are now scaring the wanaume family from participating in this tournament. Maurice is not the type who get scared easily
but for him to look this scared, something is amiss. Where there is smoke there is fire. Let me explain.
Chrispine comes and dares Jex to hide legs and ninio if he ever steps on that field. It is a well known fact Jex will be carrying balls.
Millicent comes from nowhere after she has seen somebody suggesting that Jex be enticed to join the team and be on other side of Wanaume family and then she declares that she will be the who will be striking (our conclusion is that Jex's balls will be the ones to be hit). What happens when she is done with Jex balls and only other balls which can be played with are from the man of God or from Maurice. I think the wanaume family must be assured that the ladies will only strike the leather balls and that Millicent and other strikers cannot strike balls other than the real ones otherwise I am pulling out of this tournament until Millicent has taken an oath to respect and protect our balls. She talks with lots of authority and is feared by most of the men here because of the way she talks (with respect and authority) and so our fear that she could use that authority to decimate our balls and reduced them to nothing. No man want to come out of that beach with deflated balls. That hurts! I dont blame Maurice but advise men to play that game with some wire mess or grill type of underwear worn to protect our balls. Women dont know how a hit on the balls can make you leave your family for life there and then. You will be thrown in the ocean to be eaten by whales because you will be useless or dead.
On Fri, Oct 1, 2010 at 2:56 AM, <mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca> wrote:
Mmmmmmmmmhhh. I see !!!Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network
From: Millicent Odhiambo <modhiambos@yahoo.com>Sender: mlalahoi@googlegroups.comDate: Thu, 30 Sep 2010 23:33:08 -0700 (PDT)ReplyTo: mlalahoi@googlegroups.comSubject: Re: BEACH SOCCER TOURNAMENT...InviteOnyango, am sure on your side, striker.Millicent Odhiambo,
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From: onyango chrispine <odumac2000@yahoo.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Fri, October 1, 2010 7:55:17 AM
Subject: Re: BEACH SOCCER TOURNAMENT...Invite
Judy i am ready but who is good enough to be in my team coz am not ready to be in a team with people with small legs like Jex.i dont want to see a team mate kicked here and there by strong beautiful ladies like MarryannWanjiru or Millicent Odhiambo.Jex even while at the beach wewe usitoe long'i.Advice from a brother.
From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Thu, September 30, 2010 4:45:47 PM
Subject: Re: BEACH SOCCER TOURNAMENT...Invite
Judy,I dont want to sound mean but everytime i have to do sports with women, i have to be very very careful. Let me explain. I work in a field dominated by women (social work) and during our annual activities days, we do a variety of sports. The one game women and our agency loves is Kickball (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kickball). This is a game popular in USA and women love it.I have no problem playing this game with women but some of them forget that they are suppose to be kicking the ball not mine. Same with the beach volleyball you are advocating. You play with women and instead of aiming the ball on an empty spot to score, they aim the ball on your balls. That hurts.
On Thu, Sep 30, 2010 at 8:59 AM, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote:
Thanks Judy,
I will arrive in akala shoes and a speedo but I will be topless. So if your friends get scared of over haired chests, biceps and other ghasia, tell them to take anti-anxiety medication. Lets hope that the ladies dont play the balls but focus on the match. Sitaki kuumizwa na sita umizana.
On Thu, Sep 30, 2010 at 3:22 AM, judy matu <judymatu@gmail.com> wrote:
No Kuria,this is a decent, professional match.you are welcome, wear light whatever you are comfortable with.all are welcome.
On Wed, Sep 29, 2010 at 6:26 PM, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote:
Judy,Remind them to dress appropriately. The fewer and less clothes one wears the better. Beach football (i thought it was volleyball? Kwani people do football on beaches?) is not for Wangari Mathai dressed women and Akorinos. Nudists may be more welcome there than a Wangari Maathai maxi dressed woman.
On Wed, Sep 29, 2010 at 8:32 AM, judy matu <judymatu@gmail.com> wrote:--Good people,I take this opportunity to invite all of you to the beach football tournament that will take place on 9th and 10th October, at Jomo Kenyatta public beach.We have some fit and energetic members who can form a team and lets take the trophy! a five aside, fast and exciting game. you don wanna miss this.another reason to enjoy the sea breeze.
Nyote mwakaribishwa.Judy.
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