Muita, has word gotten round to the council of manliness that women shoe shiners are the best ever? Of course it has not coz who else is worthy of bring such a word except yours truly?
Kindly in form the council of manliness that I have traversed the country proving the thesis that women shoe shiners are the best- which constitutes the reason for my silence. I hope I was missed, was I?
Tell or better still, inform the council in a formal letter, that I have represented them well (and myself best). A complete report will come when we have our full meeting, for now they should have much sense to see that this are good tidings trickling in. Inform them that I have also seen the light and I have a mind to start a company of women shoe shiners. And that probably the "courageous one" can be trusted with holding our money. I reserve the responsibility of giving Papa a role in the company-should you deem it fit. Kuria can be the one doing the praying and you and I will be the ones responsible for spending the proceeds-not the ladies.
Also,
Send dispatch a memo to the ladies informing them that they are not only dear to our hearts, our souls and our bodies, thanks to back exercises: but also to our pens and now our shoes. So says the chairman.
I hope by now you know that ladies need to be appreciated all the time. Also throw in a word to the effect that we men profess ourselves slaves to their love and that we are also humble servants-of them. I am afraid this might be true but for now, let us focus, we are putting in a good word to massage their hearts.
My words are finished.
Yours the chairman
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