Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Ya: WHAT DO WOMEN EXPECT FROM MEN, SEX, MONEY, LOVE OR WHAT?

Mburi I agree with you.
 
Xperience is the best teacher indeed!!!

From: Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com; onyango FORUM chrispine <odumac2000@yahoo.com>
Sent: Wed, October 6, 2010 2:09:58 PM
Subject: Re: WHAT DO WOMEN EXPECT FROM MEN, SEX, MONEY, LOVE OR WHAT?

Chris
This is my experience. My husband is under 4.9 and this is what impressed me


From: onyango chrispine <odumac2000@yahoo.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Wed, October 6, 2010 4:52:42 PM
Subject: Re: WHAT DO WOMEN EXPECT FROM MEN, SEX, MONEY, LOVE OR WHAT?

Rose,
you did well but then at the end you made a terrible blunder by saying that dwarfs like Papa Likondi are "smarter in bed" !
How dare you say that, and you know Kuria Mwangi is lanky tall?
what are you implying , are you not sensitive to how Migosi Kuria will feel?
Chrispine.

From: Papa Likondi <papalikondi@googlemail.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Wed, October 6, 2010 3:24:10 PM
Subject: Re: WHAT DO WOMEN EXPECT FROM MEN, SEX, MONEY, LOVE OR WHAT?

Rose
Thanks for enlightening me on this issues below the belt. Bureeeeeeeeeeee Kabisssaaaaaaa

On Tue, Oct 5, 2010 at 10:44 PM, Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com> wrote:
Mburi(not Eric)
 
I did a study in 1986 on prostitution and i used to be in Koinange street from 11pm to 3am. Then Mathare slams and 680 hotel and othe hotels in Nairobi. My dear ask me and i will tell you my experiences there. Several times i had to hide myself in the boot of the car so that the guys would be seen as if they are alone. For one these Koinange ladies will never go for a man if there is a lady in the car. Without any lady in the car, they cloud the car like hookers. Me sir, me sir, me sir. This is all the chorus  you hear.
From: otory roselyn <otorybaby@yahoo.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com; ikirima kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com>
Sent: Tue, October 5, 2010 9:23:56 PM

Subject: Re: WHAT DO WOMEN EXPECT FROM MEN, SEX, MONEY, LOVE OR WHAT?

Hi hi hi...
 
Huyu dada Anne Wambui must have researched extensively to come up with the long list below.
Na aendelee hivyo, hivyo so that our guys can become more educated when it comes to women affairs!!

From: Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com; youngkenyansforchange@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Sat, October 2, 2010 9:01:24 AM
Subject: Fw: WHAT DO WOMEN EXPECT FROM MEN, SEX, MONEY, LOVE OR WHAT?



----- Forwarded Message ----
From: anne wambui <tshyie@yahoo.com>
To: Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com>
Sent: Sat, October 2, 2010 12:05:00 PM
Subject: Re: WHAT DO WOMEN EXPECT FROM MEN, SEX, MONEY, LOVE OR WHAT?


mum, keep it coming these men should know..
me, like!!


--- On Fri, 10/1/10, Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com>
Subject: WHAT DO WOMEN EXPECT FROM MEN, SEX, MONEY, LOVE OR WHAT?
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com, youngkenyansforchange@yahoogroups.com, "Consolata Kalafa" <conkal54@hotmail.com>, "ZULEKA ABDI" <zulekhaabdi@yahoo.com>, "Cecelina Mawira" <cecelinakanoria@yahoo.com>, "Anne Wambui-Kioko" <tshyie@yahoo.com>, "florence wambua" <flowam2002@yahoo.com>, "otory roselyn" <otorybaby@yahoo.com>, "Millicent Odhiambo" <modhiambos@yahoo.com>, "Ms zighe forum mwonga" <zigheus@yahoo.com>, "winnie nyambura forum" <winnien76@yahoo.com>
Date: Friday, October 1, 2010, 11:43 PM


LADIES, ARE YOU THERE?
Men have really told us their bit according to how much they know but who knows better, the cook or or the client? We are the ones who taste the food. Let us tell you how it tastes and which spices you can add to taste better. Women please add to my contributions. Lets make a difference. Sometimes you may think men are ignorant but its because they don't understand you. Please help them understand women and the life will be different.

PLEASE READ AND CRITIQUE
You guys you should know beauty lies on the hands of beholder. If one is better than the other does not depend on the size 26 0r 30 but how happy he can make the partner. Happiness does not only mean below the belt for a woman, It depends on the expectation of the woman and the expectation de
pends on whom she is to a man. For example if you are dealing with a prostitute, her expectation is money depending on the type of prostitute you are dealing with. These guys are in classes
1. Small timers.. These are prostitutes who have other business like changaa brewing and other small businesses. The pay here is little. You do it once. if you want twice you pay double. Bure kabisaaa

2. Twilight.. These are usually young girls and they move in groups at night mostly after midnight in koinange street or other areas where they know clients know them. Usually men pick them for a night and can enjoy as much as they want. This ladies expect the man to buy them supper and breakfast and will pay them almost 4 times that of small  timers

3.  Part timers.. These are usually working class type of women. They are found in good hotels taking soda and reading something like news paper and they pay for their drinks. These prostitutes are called the most confused type of prostitute. They go there to look either for a man who would be willing to be their life partner or give them money as any other prostitute. The men know them very well and take advantage of them. When they meet them for the first time they propose marriage and since this is their expectation, they take men to their  houses and the guys enjoy free ride. Here she may not care how he performs because its not quality of sex she is looking for but future partner. The guy takes off the following day never to come back.

NB; Ladies be careful with these guys who meet you for the first time and propose marriage. What this guy is telling you is that you are a part timer prostitute. So dont take it kindly. this is a guy who is used to prostitutes.

4. Deep sea fishers .. These are very rich ladies who own beautiful homes mostly singles ladies. They time those guys who attend international conferences without their wives and these are their chief clients. They move with very senior guys who have money like..... They take these guys to their homes entertain them and in return they are given thousands or millions of money. Their expectation from the man is again not the quality of sex  but money.

5. Girl friends.. These expect quality sex otherwise who wants a boring thing in the house. Most of them may not notice if this is their first time to have sex.

6. Concubines or bankiros..These want classic sex and support with money or other material things otherwise what the hell would you be doing in my house. There are others better than you. These are the ladies who make shiodos for men and tell them to cover them when they finish. very risky group. They are mostly the cause of sexually transmitted diseases.Mavi ya kuku. Bure kabisaaaa

7. WIVES AT LAST.. They want everything unfortunately even if the man is hopeless kama Zakayo, atasema. What do wives expect from their husbands
  a) Security.. Security of most women is a house. This is why Jex has so many lovers now that he is building a house.

b) Love for children. Even if a man cannot offer anything else but shows love for his children with the little he has, i promise you he can be impotent but the woman will never find it a problem

c) Appreciate the effort of your wife. I tell yo she will make it double next time.

d) If you wrong her just apologize and she will forgive you. If you dont, please leave her alone that night otherwise you will be causing more injuries to her.

e) Appreciate her relatives as you would like her to do to yours. Some men think because they have gotten married, the wife becomes a property of his relatives and hers is dirt as it happens in most of the families in Meru. The men fail to understand her family made her whom she is. She may pretend she is not feeling anything but i assure you it breaks her heart. You can be having 30cm with all the styles you know but she is feeling nothing . If anything you hurt her with your sex. The best leave her alone.

f) When she is breastfeeding.. Most men expect their wives to give them services as before. Remember this is the time you can hurt your wife most especially the first 6 weeks after delivery. Most men want the baby taken away from the mother so that he can enjoy. Remember you are the one who requested for a baby. She never did it alone. As Kuria said, breastfeeding has alot of effect in the future of your baby. The first 2 years is when the baby is trying to satisfy his mouth. Any interference  with this developmental stage will affect the behavior of the child either by drinking, smoking, drugs of addiction like bangi and others or using that mouth you never allowed him to satisfy to destroy. This is why its advisable for breastfeeding at least 2 years. I assure you men, you can bring handsome or ugly people but this lady will never enjoy sex if her child is not happy
The list is long but what i want men to know is life of women does not circulate below the belt as Papa says. For the woman to enjoy sex the environment should be conducive too. So forget about handsomeness or ugliness or shortness. Of course short guys are smarter in bed. You can do a research or reduce your size by at least 2 feet




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