You were speaking in Kikamba (HAAAI. Nikyau mwanoo. :).
Nobody said men like too big women nor did I see anyone say they need to be too thin.
Way back when I was in KU working on my undergrads, this lady who was an year behind came to visit. She arrived in a mini skirt (I had forgotten to ask her to dress as if she was going to receive holy communion in church). Two people were not impressed, my grandma and my mother. 3 people were impressed, my younger brother and my grandpa. Grandpa commented that she did good to show us "iria" (milk which was the village name for KCCs. He actually called it mwitha which is fresh milk but who cares whether it was maziwa mara or maziwa sawa). My younger brother, then about 12 seemed to have received an erection because he kept on falling her with both hands in his pocket. That was crude but wanted to hear maoni ya familia.
The beauty was thin and tall and the mini skirt covered nothing. She also had those tumbo cut t-shirt and so 80% of her tumbo was exposed and then through the see thro Tumbo cut, you could see the milk. A slight bend and the milk was out and then her below belt would be exposed and that seemed to get my brother worked up. My grandmother and mum gave me a lecture the following day after she left. She was too thin to give birth without complications (I should have supported her with a case of C-section). Grandma wanted to know what i was holding the previous night (I wanted to ask her who told her that I got the goodies but those days we never questioned elders).
Next woman to visit was 3 times my size and she kept on holding her breath after walking a few feet. I was again told off and reminded that we needed somebody who could jog with me because I love jogging and they wondered who would be carrying those maize bags from the floor of the valley (you know Murang'a's hills are no joke).
The answer lies there between. Not too big, not too thin.
On Sat, Jul 31, 2010 at 5:41 AM, Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com> wrote:
--Kuri ooo
Wonders will never end. The other day all the men including the one MAURICE ODUOR declared they wannt women with butts but not minus butts. Please save women time. Some of us had started taking hormones to inrease the the nyabarongo in our bodies so that the butts look resonable. I personally ordered those materials which are put (i forgot the name)on the butts to inrease the size. As you know in the list of my nicknames is mosquito(too thin for a human being). Now i am surprised the men have changed theirr tongue to say kinya biceke bii ngoogo(even the thin sugarcane has juice). HAAAI. Nikyau mwanoo. (what is wrong with you). I used to hear men are like weather. They are unpredictable and actually one person told me that when a man is hungry for G.spot and he is ready he sees every woman looking like an angel. When the issue ends is when he sees a woman looking the real herself(NB: i have never been a man and please let my husband not know this. He has no time for emails. Smart guy). I got this information from a man. For sure i dont know how true it is. This explanation was given to me when one time i saw a very dirty mad woman pregnant, leave alone the very mentally and physically challenged who are also made pregnant some times by the "very understanding men ".
Lets come back to the point Mr. Kuria and Mr Oduor, if what i have said above is correct, why are you surprised to see these women in Koinge and earning man? I imagine the guys who go there are very ready for G.spot therefore will not see what you are seeing until they are satisfied. This is why some run away without paying.
Guys please forgive me for disclosing what happens in men"s world. Ladies, please dont take men seriously even when they call you an angel. Check his G. spot first if he is not your husband. In any case what the hell would you be doing with a koinange man unless he is your husband.
From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Fri, July 30, 2010 7:26:48 PM
Subject: Re: Couple Prostitutes
One was okay and the other had some kasoro but that is from outside. Even Maurice wouldnt know how they are inside since he has never been a customer. Only customers and God would know mambo ya dani but I believe Maurice meant oustide. Like Maurice I assumed one has to be striking to do that bussiness and none of them is striking. Too much meat for commericial sex work but okay for marriage bussines depending on the man who marries them since men are expected to be uglier than than the women they marry unless they brought lots of stuff on the table to compensate for the loss.
On Fri, Jul 30, 2010 at 5:23 AM, mutwota richard <mutwotar@yahoo.com> wrote:
this maurice guy must be very handsome? none was beautiful? as they say beauty is in the eyes of the beeer-holder?
--- On Thu, 7/29/10, Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: Rose Kagwiria <ikirimakagwiria@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Couple Prostitutes
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Thursday, July 29, 2010, 12:31 PM
i think i should also start this business. 3,000 per night for one month considering she does not go to church and even if 3 men per day are not hard to capture as long as all the teeth and techniques are there. 3000*30=9000(appro. 1,150 usd). Imagine and you will go to the shamba, milk the cows , keep chicken, go for kibarua araful jioni ha ha ha G.SPOT because some husbands cannot trace it. A very good idea. Untaxed money wow. I will seriously think about it. Mean while i declare am no more Mrs Meru the hugly but this time I will be Mrs Meru the beeaauuttiiffuull.
From: "mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca" <mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Thu, July 29, 2010 8:19:46 AM
Subject: Re: Couple Prostitutes
What shocked me the most was that anyone would pay to sleep with them at all. None of them looked attractive at all, I am sorry to say.
Courage
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From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com>Sender: mlalahoi@googlegroups.comDate: Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:13:49 -0400ReplyTo: mlalahoi@googlegroups.comSubject: Re: Couple ProstitutesPeris,At first I thought it was a joke. Those fellows exposed those women vibaya sana. Why would one want to go on camera on such hot topic? The sound and the face partially exposed would make even a 5 year old know who they are. Even the legs would expose them. I doubt the marriages would last but may be the money will make the marriage last. That was the most shocking piece I have seen for a long time. Looks like a common occurence but if they got them in those places, then they are at home there.KURIAOn Wed, Jul 28, 2010 at 8:46 AM, peris wangari <c_karanjake@yahoo.com> wrote:
Personally, the confessions shocked me beyond words! yet its so very real. Subject: Couple ProstitutesDate: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 6:49 PM
To: "Mlalahoi" <mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>
Cc: "Kenya Forum" <youngprofessionals_ke@googlegroups.com>
Gentlemen,
You need to pull up your socks or your wives will get it somewhere in the streets (Think Koinange).
http://www.youtube.com/user/kenyacitizentv#p/u/8/9RaUtt-tZG4
Prostitution has always been regarded as venture for single people. But as Citizen TV found out in Mombasa recently, some married women are turning to sex work. Our reporter Georgette Kareithi spoke to two married women who admitted to being commercial sex workers and even claimed their spouses knew about it.
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