Gachoki,
I also dismissed that theory of looking up with the contempt it deserves. Even sharp
shooters have to look down when peeing in a bathroom especially those put latrines which are are only wide enough for rabbits. That looking up only happens in the peeing in the bush but even here, some natural calamities such as the wind blowing the pee or a python charging at you because you wrattled it and when you point the jolobo at it, it assumes that you want to attack it using another reptile.
The fellow also forgot that in the olden days when women wore mithuru and micati (those mini skirt looking underwears), they peed while standing up, or rather when bending forward (ta ngo'mbe/kama ng'ombe). You meet women bending by the road side or by the path facing you or the road and they would finish peeing without the fear of being seen since her goodies would be facing the bush. She lifted the skirt and the mucati from the back so the front would be taken care off very well. The passerby would just passby and even looking would not deter the women from doing a No. 1 because of the privacy provided by the tall grass or bush. All she needed to do is keep her legs apart to avoid splashing her thighs with the pee but they did a good job since the pee came out the way smoke from an old car emitting it from the horse pipe. I believe women wearing a thong can also easily do the same. The panties manufactured those days, made from green jinja cloth also enabled such stylistic peeing method since they were poorly done and when they aged, they only covered 50% of the butt and the butterfly. Lots of women on jinja koboras didnt have to remove them for entertaintment purposes either and all they did was pull them on one side to make way for the most destructive creature on earth-man (i got this from Roger Whittaker so dont accuse me of plagiary).
On Fri, Jul 30, 2010 at 1:38 AM, charles gachoki <cgachoki@yahoo.com> wrote:
@kuria
depends with tym. whem am strugling with my jolobo in most mornings to guide it i look down. ndakunda ruhia jolobo inakuwa goi goi saa ingine then i have no business looking at it-inajua njia.
Gachoki
From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Thu, July 29, 2010 9:18:55 PM
Subject: Re: Is there any scientific Explanation to this?
Because one is irrigating (overheard) and the other is drilling a borehole. You only look down when you finish (men) because one is required to shake well after use.
On Thu, Jul 29, 2010 at 5:41 AM, Asuna Jerry <jerryasuna@gmail.com> wrote:
Good People,I've been wondering since i was young why Men always look to the sky while urinating while the females look down while doing the same.Could some one please break the ice for me?Thanks--
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