Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Re: [Mwananchi] Re: [KOL] Re: [Siasa-Kenya] Countdown to August 4th - Why we must say "NO"!

True Migosi Sungu. One cannot be declared a winner of a war which was never fought.

On Tue, Jul 20, 2010 at 11:06 AM, otieno sungu <sunoti@yahoo.com> wrote:
Migosi Askofu Kuria,
 
This was declared a misfight because Prince Mobi did not want to put on gloves and thus we could not allow Oto to go into a War of Blame, as Chinua Achebe would call it.
 
For these reason, neither winner nor loser was declared but Prince Mobi can take the honour of being crowned the Champion of The Royal Rumble or those wrestling fights where you fight with everything and every part of your body including bitting you opponent and it is still considered as part of the fight.
 
Otieno Sungu


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Subject: Re: [Mwananchi] Re: [KOL] Re: [Siasa-Kenya] Countdown to August 4th - Why we must say "NO"!

The Prince of my sister,
You won the war. Return the sword to it's sheath and return to the forest. Allow Oto to also dance.

On Tue, Jul 20, 2010 at 8:59 AM, Henry Gichaba <gichabamob@hotmail.com> wrote:
 

Odhiambo,
 
I can easily throw you back in the ring! And severely punish you for these after-forgiveness remarks. You'd want me, all and sundry, to believe that you'd have won where for all I know you died.
 
Gichaba.
 


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From: komarockswatch@yahoo.com
Date: Tue, 20 Jul 2010 05:43:59 -0700
Subject: RE: [Mwananchi] Re: [KOL] Re: [Siasa-Kenya] Countdown to August 4th - Why we must say "NO"!

 
Hahahahaahah,

You are a wise man. It was just beginning to be juicy had Askofu and Sungu not intervened. Then Kip soiled it by his slippery tongue, no, pen. He saw u where o was to be placed.

But I accept your forgiving me, though I am still at a loss to why I deserve such holy forgiveness from one who confesses to be living far from any known civilization...somewhere in the forests.

Peace though as we approach 4th when Kenyans will be voting YES to the Proposed Constitution.

Even Prince Okiya confirmed that to me this morning when we all fed of some Green Slimy Breakfast....


Oto
Green

--- On Mon, 7/19/10, Henry Gichaba <gichabamob@hotmail.com> wrote:

From: Henry Gichaba <gichabamob@hotmail.com>
Subject: RE: [Mwananchi] Re: [KOL] Re: [Siasa-Kenya] Countdown to August 4th - Why we must say "NO"!
To: mwananchi@yahoogroups.com, sunoti@yahoo.com, kenyaonline@yahoogroups.com
Cc: "Kassdiaspora Debate" <kassdiaspora@yahoogroups.com>, "SIASA" <siasa-kenya@yahoogroups.com>, "Princess Wams" <wams2006@gmail.com>, "Dr. Sambu" <kipsambu@gmail.com>, "Mlalahoi" <mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>
Date: Monday, July 19, 2010, 12:07 PM

 

Dear Oto,
 
You are forgiven.
 
Gichaba.
 


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From: komarockswatch@ yahoo.com
Date: Mon, 19 Jul 2010 05:37:57 -0700
Subject: [Mwananchi] Re: [KOL] Re: [Siasa-Kenya] Countdown to August 4th - Why we must say "NO"!

 
Brother Kip,

I accept your apologies for mixing the wordings intentionally. ....

It is only real men, no, Total Men, who have that capacity to say I am sorry. As for the war that never was, it is my desire to fight a war with justifications. Even Museveni took Migingo away from Kibaki and Kibaki never rushed, and indeed he has never declared war on Museveni.

He knows that Museveni is a weakling whom he can deal with very quickly. He is taking his time. That is what bright men do. They take their time.

But like Jesus said, 2000 years ago, and Askofu would correct me, that you turn your other chick to be slapped. But I want to tell you, in this present time and age, we do not forgive seven times seventy seven....

But di I say....Sungu captured it well; I am not gifted with means of which some are so eloquent...

Oto for you..
Green

--- On Mon, 7/19/10, Kiptenengen arap Matiangigen <kmatiangigen@ yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Kiptenengen arap Matiangigen <kmatiangigen@ yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [KOL] Re: [Siasa-Kenya] Countdown to August 4th - Why we must say "NO"!
To: "otieno sungu" <sunoti@yahoo. com>, kenyaonline@ yahoogroups. com
Cc: kenyaonline@ yahoogroups. com, "Kassdiaspora Debate" <kassdiaspora@ yahoogroups. com>, "SIASA" <siasa-kenya@ yahoogroups. com>, mwananchi@yahoogrou ps.com, "Princess Wams" <wams2006@gmail. com>, "Dr. Sambu" <kipsambu@gmail. com>, "Mlalahoi" <mlalahoi@googlegrou ps.com>
Date: Monday, July 19, 2010, 5:24 AM

 
Brother-in-law,
 
The war is declared over. This man from Komarock (replace the first "o" with a "u" and you will know what I mean. Now did you advise him that next time he goes "green" only Tinga could save him?
 
Prince Kiptenengen araap Matiangigen.


--- On Sat, 7/17/10, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail. com> wrote:

From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail. com>
Subject: Re: [KOL] Re: [Siasa-Kenya] Countdown to August 4th - Why we must say "NO"!
To: "otieno sungu" <sunoti@yahoo. com>
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Date: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 2:20 PM

 
Migosi Sungu,
Before anybody raises a finger on Prince Mobi, we need to make it very clear that under the wise leadership of Migosi Obama, marijuana is now legal in most states and the Federal Govt. is helping states legalize the stuff. So it is in order for Prince Mobi to smoke a joint for good morning North Carolina, lunch hour rush, a sundowner and a good night even under the nose of a cop for medical, recreational or religious reasons. The Prince can just use religious reasons for the smoke and so one doesnt have to be sick. Problem is selling but once Obama allows us to sell the stuff openly, I will be Prince Mobi sole distributor in the State of Maryland. My dad is a deacon in the anglican church and has a shop where he stocks condoms and cigarettes so nobody should excommunicate me for assisting the Prince in the business when it becomes legal as long as I dont smoke the stuff.

Migosi Quest of CNN International was caught smoking marijuana at Central Park NY recently but nothing was done to him since he had enough to smoke and not to distribute, so lets us not throw any stone at the Prince unless anybody caught him in Keroka smoking anything.

Once Kibaki legalizes marijuana and it is legal for Oto to grow bangi in Komarocks, then he can fight Prince Mobi. For now the war is over until we have a level fighting field.

Kuria

On Sat, Jul 17, 2010 at 1:25 PM, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail. com> wrote:
Sungu,
This war is over before it began and so the Prince Mobi and Oto should look for other people to fight. The Prince must return to the forests and Oto must return to Komarocks. Rocks dont do well in forests. In any even if Oto tried to smoke South Nyanza bangi, there is no way the same amount, even higher dosage of the bangi can come close to the good stuff grown in Kisii Highlands. So the Prince will still have an advantage. This is like comparing wine with chang'aa.

On Sat, Jul 17, 2010 at 1:12 PM, otieno sungu <sunoti@yahoo. com> wrote:
Migosi Askofu,
 
I agree this is a fight which we cannot allow to go on in our wisdom. As your assistant on this, we declare this fight null and void even before it begins because it will be like asking a person whose hands are tied behind his back to box his opponent.
 
Oto does not know abuses well enough for us to let him attempt this futile fight.For that reason, we shall consult privately to find Prince Mobi a suitable opponent whom he ca go toes to toe.
 
Oto is good for Okiya or the other Daktari he was spoiling to fight but the Daktari chickened out. There are civil fights like the one Oto fights and the muddy piggy ones like those for Prince Mobi.
 
Otieno Sungu


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Sent: Sat, July 17, 2010 8:04:33 PM

Subject: Re: [KOL] Re: [Siasa-Kenya] Countdown to August 4th - Why we must say "NO"!

Ndugu Sungu,
I would rather Oto keep off the Prince. First Oto is now gifted with matusi and will be floored on round one. Second, Oto thinks he can win these cyber wars without the aid of the herb. No, he should not forget the Prince has his breakfast, lunch and dinner accompanied with a snack in the form of bangi. It is like trying to compete with somebody who takes steroids 3 times. Even Octopus Paul will pick up the prince as the winner.

To show how the good herb harvested in the Forests of North Carolina works magic, sample these two:

One such area is portrayed on my foregoing eloquence upon which you've farted black tar.
Oto, with due reference to the elusive concept of respect, you're an ABSOLUTE IDIOT

Here is further evidence of the efficacy of the herb:

Kumarock Chairman!

Now tell me why the good people of Komarock should not protest with their good name being christined Kumarock? Kwani where did a soft thing become a rock?

What happens when he smokes another one and start talking about your adapted town of Juba? Dont you think J and B will be replaced by K and M.

I am not going to allow Oto to debate with the Prince unless he also promises to look for the herb in Karura forest so that the Prince does not have an advantage. This is like tying to force VW beatle compete with a 4 wheel drive Jeep in a rocky terrain.

Tell Oto to focus on General Kombo and leave the Prince alone.

Kuria



On Sat, Jul 17, 2010 at 12:42 PM, otieno sungu <sunoti@yahoo. com> wrote:
Prince Mobi,
 
I, the able assistant of Kuria Mwangi will be on standby to assist Migosi Askofu Kuria wuod Mwangi referee the fight of two of the greatest blog worriors. We will ensure no one hits below the belt. Having ourselves fought great battles and lived to tell our expoloits, we are in a position to oversee this one unlike Kivuitu who was consigned to oblivion by his inability to oversee a good fight.
 
Put on your gloves and teeth protection because Oto is known to hit hard, he has made a few worriors run around crying like little children and have now taken leave from blog activity as they are still recuperating from his knock out punches.
 
Otieno Sungu


From: Kiptenengen arap Matiangigen <kmatiangigen@ yahoo.com> Sent: Sat, July 17, 2010 7:36:03 PM
Subject: Re: [KOL] Re: [Siasa-Kenya] Countdown to August 4th - Why we must say "NO"!

 
Dear readers,
 
Where's my brother-in-law, Kuria Mwangi to referee the upcoming fight between cyber heavyweight champion and Kumarock Chairman, Othiambo Oketch?
 
Prince Kipteenengen araap Matiaangigen of Kapcheptililgeldet.
 


--- On Sat, 7/17/10, odhiambo okecth <komarockswatch@ yahoo.com> wrote:

From: odhiambo okecth <komarockswatch@ yahoo.com>
Subject: [KOL] Re: [Siasa-Kenya] Countdown to August 4th - Why we must say "NO"!
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Date: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 5:35 AM

 
Henry,

The reasons you have so eloquently listed are all the reason why we should vote YES. A NO vote means we maintain the statu quo.

It means MPs continue fixing their own salaries at will every 3 years. It means corruption continues as a way of life. It means political patronage continues the way it has all along. It means that tribalism will continue taking centre stage as it has in the last 46 years. NO Vote means we continue in the roulette dance.

Read my next post on our talks with The Prince. Shortly.

Vote YES and save us from the issues herein listed by Henry.

Oto
Happy to have enlisted the General on to the YES Team. Pursuing the Prince now

--- On Fri, 7/16/10, Henry Gichaba <gichabamob@hotmail. com> wrote:

From: Henry Gichaba <gichabamob@hotmail. com>
Subject: [Siasa-Kenya] Countdown to August 4th - Why we must say "NO"!
To: "Kassdiaspora Debate" <kassdiaspora@ yahoogroups. com>, kenyaonline@ yahoogroups. com, "SIASA" <siasa-kenya@ yahoogroups. com>, mwananchi@yahoogrou ps.com, "Princess Wams" <wams2006@gmail. com>, "Kuria Mwangi" <kjmwangi@gmail. com>, "Dr. Sambu" <kipsambu@gmail. com>
Date: Friday, July 16, 2010, 1:19 PM

 

Dear Kenyans,

The Draft Constitution mandates a maximum of 290 MPs and 47 Senators. It'd mean an additional 80 MPs and 47 Senators, making 127 MPs/Senators. Based on our current MP pay and perks, which is close to 2 million shillings per month, an additional 127 MPs/Senators would mean an unnecessary additional Ksh. 254 million per month spent on their salaries.

We already have 210 MPs, a number that's already a financial burden to an economy gasping for oxygen. Instead of using Ksh. 254 million every month to pay a crowd of MPs we don't need, this money could be used to build/equip schools, provide scholarships to needy but bright children, train more agriculture extention workers, put more policemen in our streets, fight corruption or simply continue to pay our daunting national debt.

The government, unlike you and I, has no job - doesn't have a source of income. It depends on the taxes levied on us to meet its expenditures - part of which is the salaries paid to MPs/Senators. This means that once there are more MPs/Gov. officials to be paid, we're taxed more. It's especially painful when our money is taxed to pay salaries of officers we don't need or better still, unproductive ones.

Well, on August 4th, 2010, you'll make the choice whether to be taxed more to enrich the pockets of 127 more MPs/Senators or to keep your money in the pocket. Such is the unambiguous choice - pay for your child's education and healthcare, pave your local road, improve your lifestock, coffee, tea, fish industry or in general, pay for the functions which promote the creation of opportunity in our country or vote "Yes" for your own impoverishment.

If we vote "Yes" we would've empowered the means by which our own impoverishment is enhanced. A "NO" vote would mean more money in our pockets. And more opportunity for us and for those whose lives we must cherish.

Kenyans of true honor must not succumb to the crudity of another constitutional yoke around their necks.

Mobbi Gichaba, somewhere in the forests of North Carolina.


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