Tell him Liz, tell him.
Courage
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From: Jectone Ndunya <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com>
Sender: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2010 01:30:21 -0700 (PDT)
To: <mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>
ReplyTo: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: NEXT TIME YOU'R COMING TO MY RANCH!
Liza,
This chick was just but a disaster...... She lowered my morale in every aspect save for the PalepaLe. You chicks always complain about us but you have your own issues which if i was allowed to spill here, you all will take off and it will remain an exclusively men;s club.
--- On Thu, 7/22/10, liz Konzolo <lizkonzolo@gmail.com> wrote:
From: liz Konzolo <lizkonzolo@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: NEXT TIME YOU'R COMING TO MY RANCH!
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 12:43 AM
Jex, methinks Rough towel + substandard toothrush decoded = other underlying issues. coz surely if it was a woolies towel and I clearly cant see you crossing streets from woolies to shop for a cheaper toothbrush ....:)) On Wed, Jul 21, 2010 at 4:49 PM, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote: Jex, In that case, she is the one on the wrong side. Tell her to apologize within 24 hours or she goes on compulsory leave. Since she is reading our comments, let me warn her to desist from being arrogant or else she will remain without a substantive husband. She has traits of one who will clean your wallet. You should have given her an old but clean towel to see if she can withstand poverty. Tell her you dont work for Central Bank or Central Reserve.
On Wed, Jul 21, 2010 at 3:14 AM, Jectone Ndunya <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com> wrote: Kuria...for your info... I bought the towel from Woolworth...that is if you know the brand.. specifically for her. In fact i would have no problem even if she wanted to carry it along back to her mama. My stature dictates that i treat women carefully with love and appreciation nowonder i buy expensive items for her visit. I think she didnt get the quality of the tooth brush and towel, she was ignorant and wannted to try and challenge a Man of my class.
And she is a member herein.......! Make of it what you will!!!!!!
--- On Tue, 7/20/10, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote:
From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> Cc: "Young Professionals" <youngprofessionals_ke@googlegroups.com>
Date: Tuesday, July 20, 2010, 7:43 AM Ndunya, What was the problem?:). Cheap toothbrush and a ngunia for a towel or what? You remind me of those days when I was young and restless. She visited and when she left you sneaked into her bag, to find out what was therein. Once you saw spare panties and toothless, you knew there will be dinner and breakfast and then before she came back, you went to you knees praying for the food you are about to eat and for the manna delivered. Since you are a heathen, let me remind you how it is done and it is Gikuyu because up to now I dont know how to pray in English: Ucio uri iguru, urathime irio icio cia uma hanini (The one above, please bless that food which has briefly left) Ureke icoke na thayu niguo hote guciria okahora (Let the food return in peace so that
I can slowly eat the food). Na ningi ndukareke ndie na mukoroko niguo itagaitike itakinyite kanua (Please let not eat with greediness so that the food does not spill before it reaches the mouth). Na ndukareke ithie itarite tondu niyumbukaga ona imbute (please dont let the food leave because we know that even a bird whose feathers have been plucked off can fly). Ni thengiu muno tondu ici nota iria ciakorire Wacu mugunda. Amen (Thanks again because this like the meat which found Wacu in the farm. Amen). Now let me explain the prayer. You are playing that she returns so that you eat the food without problems of PE. So you are praying for possible medical and psychological problems such as PE and the hope for a marathon as opposed to a sprint. You are praying that she does not bring complications such as complaints about floodings and soil erosion where you end up meeting garbions, potholes and roadblocks due to munyonyoko wa udongo. Wacu refers to the mythical lady who was an orphan and would be sent to work in the fields as others folks slaughtered goats and rejoiced only for her to be fed on githeri. Since God is good all the times and is good of the oppressed and the down trodden, he sends an eagle which snatches a chunk of roast meat and then goes to the fields where Wacu is busy working. The meat is dropped and Wacu enjoys the nyama choma, without the knowledge of her tormentors. This was the Gikuyu version of the manna falling from the sky. Next time buy good towels and reasonable tooth brush. That nonsense of giving your girlfriend ngunia or aprons used in industries as towels must stop. Hide those matambara when she comes and only give them to your cousins who want to come and camp at your house. It was not fair for you to get her a bamboo for toothbrush and expect her not to complain. So you wanted her mouth breed after getting hurt by the bamboo toothbrush? Buy for her the electric toothbrush and Kicomi towel wacha ujinga. You cant get free goods and then treat her like trash and expect her not to complain. You complain too much and only want to get free sex. If you want cheap and free sex, get married but remember that you may pay for it through the psychological torture if you are unlucky to get married to a nyang'au unless you are one in which case you wont see the difference. Kuria
On Tue, Jul 20, 2010 at 2:52 AM, Jectone Ndunya <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com> wrote: Betty stop laughing at me...........! if i had a stone nearby...............! Its true all she did was to complain but anything and everything apart from Pale pale....."good riddance"
--- On Mon, 7/19/10, Betty Otieno <betty.otieno@gmail.com> wrote:
From: Betty Otieno <betty.otieno@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: NEXT TIME YOU'R COMING TO MY RANCH!
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Monday, July 19, 2010, 9:17 AM Ha.....................Ha......................Ha................ On Sun, Jul 18, 2010 at 12:31 PM, Jectone Ndunya <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com> wrote: You Girl,
Am sooo disappointed in you. All you did was to complain about the toothbrush I bought for you yet you did not carry yours.
You also complained that My towel was rough and that it would get your skin off.
If you could afford to carry an Extra PANTY, JELLY COMB, FACE TOWEL, TOOTH PICK ( God knows for what), lotion and CONDOM, Why couldn't you carry a prefer d toothbrush and towel?
NEXT TIME CARRY EVERYTHING YOU WILL NEED WHILE AT MY RANCH OR ELSE DON'T COME BACK AT ALL.
Disappointed Jex
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