I am just helping with grammar but I am wondering why he is telling us how she is excellent in that area. Kwani anakula ama anakuliwa ama ni kukulana?
Dr.Nyongesa alias the sane one, I digress, and before I comment further...can it be made clear and moreso succinctly on who has married who? or what form of union is this?
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Regards,
./Muita Wangoko:
-The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age - The Call of Cthulhu
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On Wed, Jul 21, 2010 at 07:39, joseph nyongesa <situmanyongesa@gmail.com> wrote:
Dearest of peoples, I am behooved to boast that the gods have smiled upon me-again. Dr. Muita, I will have you know that in the matter of prettiness my British goddess is unsurpassed. Mind you she has all the ear markings of poesy, not less that she is excellent in many other "ways"- I will not explain which ways. Suffice me to say, she is my British queen not my brutish queen.
Among her excellencies is that she understands what a monarchy is-this a lesson that might take our African sisters ages, I say might). That is to say she knows am the king and she the queen and that I am sovereign - (though I must be quick to admit that her subservience has often been largely unreal since she has pulled on or two on me. In any case, all women are clever and are bound to in inevitably pull one or two on their (stupid) men... so I will not complain much)
I must however say that I have been obeyed in every way- at least as far as I can think. Now am teaching her how to make Ugali fit for the king...her ugali has often degenerated into uji. I have not told her yet but she seems to understand that bila ugali we are headed for our first major fight. Plus of course my ancestors in Luhya land will not be happy to hear that Ugali is not esteemed in my house-and there is no telling what disciplinary measures they might employ.
I am also teaching or advising her that she needs to consider increasing the volume of the food she serves me because it is my lot to eat food not to "taste" food. I told her that in my culture, when you give your man little quantities or tea without milk-sturungi, it means that the man is not performing well in "bedmington"..something that is not true in my case. >I protest vehemently here..
To her credit, my tongue has come upon strange "tastings". On one time, I ended up giving her my ATM and pin to do with it as she pleased. That food was just sweet and excellent and was sufficient to make me think with my tongue. I am now negotiating with my bank to change the PIN of my ATM because a king who doesn't have his own pin is a puppet. I know see the folly of thinking with the tongue... Solomon after all dissed his God because of women- who might have cooked him excellent delicacies.
To her credit, I have attended many only white dinner parties and am proud to say that I have been a marvelous envoy for Africa, especially Kenya. I know I have been marvelous because she has always told me so after those dinners. I have also known so because I have outwitted pretenders and questioned pretenses, not less injected healthy humor. Now I am one of those sought after dinner attendees. As I insinuated, they dont seek me (us) out because I eat to finish...after all my tumbo is not a pipa. >I hope they are not using me for entertainment because I add value and cause happiness to every dinner I attend. You must have had that some people cause happiness wherever they go, others cause happiness whenever they go. I am of the former...
To her credit I also have "beef" with our black sisters here let us not dwell on bad things...or women jealousies to be precise.
Moving along swiftly, the long and short of this is when I come to London, Muita the sane alias Dr. Muita should feel free to visit as he pleases. Askofu your job is to pay for our union and sanctify it. You are also invited to visit my London home as your mind will please. Papa, you and I come from far, presumably from Congo. If you raise fare, you just come. When they ask you at the embassy where you will be sleeping, eating, drinking even telling (stale) jokes, just tell them my name and all will be well. I hereby enclose my personal card for that purpose.
My words are finished,
cheers.
N.B this conversation should only remain on this forum... I know this sounds or feels like an inducement to many to distribute it, but please, let us be brave and stick with this. Nyongesa begs.
Again cheers.
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