On Thu, Jul 22, 2010 at 08:26, joseph nyongesa <situmanyongesa@gmail.com> wrote:
Sane one, who are you to demand "clarifications" of my unions? You seem to have forgotten that am king all charm and still chairman of ladies. Meaning that am sovereign in that area and it is treason to question my unions therewith. Dr. Muita I propose that here you are overstepping your mandate by; way of curiosity. If it was someone else, I would demand to see their heads separate from their body. But then again it may not be you, let us all blame that German beer. We surely should be able to distinguish between Muita and beer, shouldn't we?
Not withstanding, to satisfy your curiosity, the curiosity of beer to be precise, and that of many others let it be sufficient for me to say that in this union, whatever kind of union it is, all the participants are happy and esteem themselves most blest by (or of) the divine. As to who has married who or what, that I honestly don't know. In good Swahili, there we say hapo sijui sikio wala ndewe. Let me move on to Askofu…not move on top of him but let me undress him.
Askofu, I again "propose" that you are also "tending towards" overstepping your mandate…a mandate that came(comes) by the agreement of natural friendship in the forum. Why do I have a feeling that you may be envious because "yake ni ya gorofa" and am the only partaking of it? Notice I said may be envious and notice also that I said, it is a feeling I may be having. To mean that Askofu you are also beyond reproach as all my friends are beyond reproach.
Of course I cannot marry for money. That is the most stupid thing that people do. Have they noticed that even banks prefer to invest in real estate and such other assets rather than horde money? Money changes and I can't marry (or be married J) on account of something that changes. Besides, my happiness does not consist in what is between my pockets, but rather what is between my ears…
This is not to say that my dealings with my queen of all poesy, (Poesy as opposed to Pussy: kuria you see how you are "tending towards" misleading me) do not have a money component. We are both wise enough to not be possessed by it.
On the swala nyeti of whether nakuliwa, nakulana ama tunakulana all I can say is me I don't know… knowing what is happening, who is kulaing who bla bla will come in the way of my mu-enjoyo. I have learnt that generally where there is knowledge or certainty grief and disillusionment are not far off. It is sufficient for me and therefore for all of us, that eating is going on. That way we are all happy.
I don't oppose grammar lessons…especially the kind that tends towards bringing happiness. I maintain that soon I will be in London and Muita the sane must visit me at my house….to be precise my flat…to even be more precise our flat…
Cheers.
---Sane one, could it be that umerogwa. Was very much wondering why all this silence. So this is all you've been upto? This is not good at all atleast my circuitry is not amused trying to understand why one who calls himself chairman of ladies does not actually chair any lady or ladies but rather is chaired. This earns you an ex-communication forthwith from the council of manliness.Kuria, could you please forward, to the supposedly sane one who has turned out to be otherwise, the story about the fella who is now being 'kept' and was wondering whether to call it quit on his job since the merry sugar mama provides. This is what I call total and inexplicable madness. This are the kind of men we would put in a bee-hive and roll down the valley for shaming the real men.I will only visit you if you declare me the immediate chairman of ladies.+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Regards,
./Muita Wangoko:
-The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age - The Call of Cthulhu
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