Good People,
I think some of us are either going to far with some matters that touch very sensitively and negatively to others in the name of jokes. Nobody chooses how to look like. Not even ones parents can. To me all of us, however you look like, we are God's creations. So for one to find some fun in ones looks is very absurd and un Godly. Midgets or Mbirikimos, whatever you want to call them are just as human as yourself. They have feelings just the way you do. They subscribe to this column the way you do. If you are lucky to have been created perfectly, thank God for you did not choose. For instance, I put on specs not because I like it, but because I am challenged visionary. But I really feel offended when some idiots call me macho inne ''four eyed''. Mzee kibara! Just imagine calling someone ''Mukuu moja'', '' Kibofu.'' I ask, are you really normal to call someone like that. Do you have even an iota of capacity to critically and rationally think? Suppose you are the one, would you feel good if you called like that?
I warn you good people, let us not turn this forum into that of fools.If you do not have any thing to share with others please let us not use this good forum to offend others as much as you will not fail to get those who will giggle over what you will have written.
I do not want to curse you but pray that you see light and sense before you write and post anything to this forum.
Henry A. Shikokoti
From: Nancy <nankhi@yahoo.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Thu, July 22, 2010 9:13:22 AM
Subject: Re: ..of short people.
Kuria,
I think you are just living out your fantasy of dating a midget! But I have laughed, you are crazy and be warned you may also be cursed to sire one!
N
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From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com>
Sender: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:10:17 -0400
To: <mlalahoi@googlegroups.com>
ReplyTo: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Cc: youngprofessionals_ke<youngprofessionals_ke@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: ..of short people.
How tall is Murkubess? I am with him on the need to show respect to the little people. I would hate to see anybody direct such a curse on me. How come Muita is getting away with this and yet he is the one who started attacking the Mbirikimos? Why is everybody scared of Man Muita?
We used to call the dwarfs Gatumani back those days because the maize invented in Ukambani at Katumani which was as short as the fellows described by Nyongesa and Muita.
But the two have a point otherwise tall people would not be raising hell. Like Muita I also dated an extremely short woman. People accused me of sex abuse because she looked 14 even though she was clocking 30 somethings. Short hands, short fingers, short thighs, short you know what. Her clothes could fit a 12 year old and I looked like a an elephant dating a rabbit. She could only hold my ninio with both hands like somebody drinking uji directly from a guard. It could hardly get into her mouth and so you can see why I think I was dealing with a kid.
Unfortunately she had the temper of the dictator of North Korea. She wanted to give and not receive orders. I survived by continuously threatening to leave, then she would cry and roll all over the place like a kid who is hot wired. She wanted me carry her like a baby, on my shoulders so that she could also breathe the fresh air Muita was talking about but i realized that small people are also heavy and my neck was getting burned especially when I had to carry her with little or no clothes hapo hapo.
I didnt care much about her threats and intimidation because she compensated me well. Checks written, money given, gifts awarded to make me stay. You dont usually get women paying you for jobs well done. They charge you and sometimes the bill is too huge, psychological, physical and real money gone in form of punishments. i would rather with a benevolent like her who pays you for the tantrums and psychological torture (such as carrying her the way I used to carry my son when he was 4 year old). Forcing you do piggy back rides with her riding you as if you a pig or a horse. But for the pay, I did it.
It is her mother who made me show her the door. It is true that a dwarf can come from a Nyongesa but another dwarf has a higher chance of giving birth or siring a fellow dwarf more than Nyongesa has of siring a dwarf unless he sleeps with dwarfs.
Her mother also brought her dwarfism in our relationship. She wanted to know when her dwarf will give birth (to another dwarf) and why I was not working hard enough to sire another dwarf (so that I could get oppressed by 3 dwarfs because they think three dwarfs makes a giant).
The mother even peeping through the bedroom door to see if I was working on her dwarf in order to make another dwarf. She would then wait for her dwarf to go and then start lecturing me on siring and on being hard working. Her dwarf wails at night because of getting happiness, tears of joy and mother dwarf knocks on the door to know whether it was crocodile tears, joy tears or tears tears (pain tears) and then ask, (is everything alright?). Then she start laughing at me the following day when the baby dwarf leaves, "you seem to have done a good job last night, hope you made a baby". I felt like asking her "mtoto wa mamako" or like the way the tough lady of Kirinyaga asked Hon. Kajuang "nikia nyukwe?" (kwani ni mamako?). But drawing a line between mamako and mtotoko is very complicated. Blood is thicker than water. I let the two dwarfs leave and so lost a chance of siring a dwarf.
Kuria
On Wed, Jul 21, 2010 at 10:08 AM, Warwaboy Murkubess <stevanok1@gmail.com> wrote:
Nyongesa,
Go ahead and wipe them off the face of the earth!! If the shortness and personality is genetic,what do you want the short guy to do?It shows your negatitve attitude towards these people.If you are not careful you will soon sire a dwarf .
Murkubess--
On Tue, Jul 20, 2010 at 11:33 PM, JOSEPH NYONGESA <josefnyongesa@gmail.com> wrote:
It is true for the platoon twos(gidigidis): they use this as a
defensive weapon by making sure they vuvvzela at everything to record
their presence.
It is bad coz they do look down upon themselves and try to extend this
state to innocent people. It is quite unfortunate for even educated
people in managerial positions to exert this to workmates. This state
brings hatred thus low staff morale that contribute to low production.
Chris Hart (the Nation Psychlogist) wrote that tall people only use
words to win a relationship while the platoon twos use all means
ranging from materials to words against other suiters(backbiting).
My advise to everyone. We need to accept ourselves before a society or
any other accepts us. We can convert whatever we see to be a physical
challenge into positive live. Assuming part of your body is eliminated
by any cause will you be bitter to those who have it? Better you
learn/adopt how you will live without it.
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On 7/19/10, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote:
> Muita,
> Where is Darkness (Nduma?). You need to invite him to these fora so that he
> can met akina Edell and other tufupis. He has the rare combination of
> stupidity, humor and wisdom.
>
> Is he tall? If yes, I understand why he thinks God loves him because he
> inhales the best air and so he has the advantage of farting on the short
> people and not sharing the air he has polluted.
>
> He is right that short women and men feel like everybody else is against
> them and so they are always defensive and combative. They are physically and
> verbally abusive. If your mother is short, you will live in hell in the form
> of your home, if the short woman happens to be your wife, the verbal and
> physical abuse will be the order of the day.
>
> My psychology prof in KU taught us that fat people are easy going. They are
> not abusive (verbal or physically) but the short one is another case, men
> not having sex because no woman want a kafupi on her as if he is a pig or
> kiihu (mongoose) to be avoided will be hostile, hates women and men and
> thinks by being aggressive he gets respect, women not getting married
> because nobody wants those short genes passed to their children.
>
> Clinical psychologists will tell you that the tufupis are aggressive and
> nasty. They think everybody is looking down up them. You look at a kafupi
> woman and she is verbally abusive (why are you looking at me? You think I am
> your mama? Kumbafu. You think you are handsome because you are tall? Dont
> look at me again or punch those eyes-Yet she cant even reach your chest
> leave alone your eyes unless you knelt down to let her punch your eyes).
>
> Now your friend Nduma becomes as stupid as Nduma (darkness) on the air
> thing. He is behaving like a woman who was my neighbor, a Wanja Kihii (Tom
> Boy). Only woman I know who climbed trees in a skirt yet she never wore
> panties but did it anyway to show boys that they were not special. She
> climbed any tree faster than a monkey and boys cheered her, mostly because
> they wanted to see her Nyairobi (Nairobi which is another name for Gikware
> or women goodies). Wanjiru would climb a tree carrying a bunch of bananas
> and then spend the rest of the day on top of the tallest tree in the land,
> eating bananas or the njurio (food) she had with her. She claimed she was
> getting fresh air on top of the tree. She would then spread her legs widely
> so that her Nyairobi could also get fresh air. She needed fresh air for her
> Nyairobi because she was also a Ciirunde (easy lay) and people claimed the
> fresh air helped her nyairobi remain fresh with unpulluted oxygen.
>
> Wanjiru is the same Wanja Kihii who would be taking walks with boys as we
> went hunting instead of going to dig or cultivate the fields with her mother
> and sisters. she brought home meat and her family forgot about it. When she
> didnt bring meat home, her mother beat her senselessly and sent her out of
> the house untill she cleared her portion of land. No problem for Wanjiru.
>
> Wanjiru is the same one I talked about some few moons ago. She would get a
> few boys, some stupid ones like one I wont name for obvious reasons, five or
> 3 and then grab some jembes and some ngunias and a blanket. Under the full
> moon, sometimes in darkness, she made the boys work, 4 each time while the
> fifth one works on her. Once the got exhausted, the other one took over and
> continued from where his peer left untill the five boys or more got one each
> or according to the areas to be cleared. So Wanjiru got her five rounds from
> five boys. It was a win-win-win for everybody. She got enough rounds, her
> farm was cleared, the boys got their shot and her family had more land
> cleared than if Wanjiru worked on the land herself. So three groups of
> people won. It was therefore in order for Wanjiru to climb a tree the
> following day and spread her legs in the air for her gikware to get fresh
> air. You cant accuse her of exposing her gikware ovyo ovyo because the same
> boys watching it are the same ones who worked on her and in her field later
> at night. It is like somebody accusing you of seeing the nakedness of your
> girlfriend or wife.
>
> Kuria
>
> On Mon, Jul 19, 2010 at 2:14 AM, Muita Wangoko
> <muitawangoko@gmail.com>wrote:
>
>> Good people,
>>
>> All my life it not the entire of it, I have always found it hard to
>> understand why short human beings are so high tempered, aggressive, proud
>> and the list can go on. Do we have some research done on this phenomenon?
>> Take for instance, all my ndinakukondas who have been short, gave me a lot
>> of trouble. They sometimes tend to feel like you are not giving enough of
>> everything else...where everything else is that else that you have always
>> given out to them thanks to the many fruits of the Holy Spirit.
>>
>> Yours truly though was never shaken at anyone time over came all their
>> fears by giving them what they wanted and I getting what I deserved..
>> Nduma, my good friend of many years, suggests that it because they
>> breathe
>> the already used air since they are below the tall people and therefore
>> the
>> exhausted air is the catalyst to their way of looking and doing things.
>> He
>> goes on to suggest that they could also be possibly getting stale
>> information since they are short, there reception of information takes
>> time.
>> It's like those residences which are at the bottom of a valley, they
>> always
>> find it hard to get some air waves from the masts.
>>
>> Nduma, who never ceases to amuse me, further suggests that most short
>> people feel like the tall people conspire against them and hide some
>> details
>> they get to see to the advantage of their height. Never go hiking or for
>> a
>> picnic with a short person simply because you won't enjoy it.
>>
>> When their tempers rises just next to boiling point, be assured that they
>> can possibly throw anything at you apart or nearly themselves. Deep in
>> the
>> abyss of the expanse of human intelligence, there must be a proper and
>> genial way of handling the short human beings. If you have any
>> facts...please feel free to share.
>>
>> Always and ever yours truly,
>>
>>
>> +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>> Regards,
>> ./Muita Wangoko:
>>
>> -The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the
>> human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of
>> ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant
>> that
>> we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction,
>> have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of
>> dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and
>> of
>> our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the
>> revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark
>> age - The Call of Cthulhu
>>
>> +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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