knows what she truly wants or expects from a relationship she is
about to enter into.Tell the brains behind such creativity to continue
posing more vibes to help the young guys who can't tell their
potential soul mates how they for them.
On 7/5/10, Papa Likondi <papalikondi@googlemail.com> wrote:
> That is not a modern day letter. This is how it goes:- Dear Maureen
> I will mbuy you an iPhone, 1/4 ships na furr shicken.
> Meet me in the ncall mboxes at Ambassador before 7pm. We will nclimb on mbus
> number 32 and I will nclimb on you later.
> See you
> Loveliest
> K wa M
>
> On Tue, Jul 6, 2010 at 6:35 AM, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> I have been requested by some young turks to assist them with a template
>> of
>> a love letter because the world is changing and folks are turning to love
>> letter writing and other forms of media. This is a nice official letter
>> which requires one to only change names and will be good to go. Over to
>> akina Ndunya:)
>>
>> Dearest Samantha,
>>
>> I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since
>> Monday, the 27th of July 2009.
>>
>> With reference to the meeting held between us on the 27th of July 2009 at
>> 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our
>> love
>> affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and
>> depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon
>> completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training
>> and
>> relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to
>> spouse.
>> The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be
>> shared
>> equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a
>> larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be
>> taken
>> care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within
>> 30
>> days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled
>> without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be
>> happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish
>> to take up this offer.
>>
>> Thanking you in anticipation.
>> Yours sincerely Max
>>
>> MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE LETTER...
>>
>> Dear Max,
>>
>> Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I
>> hope to accept your proposal for romance. However, you should be informed
>> that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are
>> to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement
>> benefits. Gratuity should be generous. I also need to be assured that
>> there
>> is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any
>> chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then
>> I
>> should receive monetary compensation according to union standards.
>>
>> Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense
>> account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be
>> entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in
>> order and nothing less than a Jaguar is in order.
>>
>> Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed
>> on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply
>> on
>> an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of
>> interest.
>>
>> Please also note that my sister is happily employed.
>>
>> Yours perhaps, Samantha!
>>
>>
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