Thursday, July 15, 2010

Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS MACHAKOS?

Jex,
You are starting to dissapoint me. How can you review CVs of others when you are an interested party? You are like the the former VP who was appointed to chair a committee to pick up running mate/VP for George Bush. He ended you choosing himself but I think we need to fault GB also for allowing that corruption to take place. Most of us who are interesting in serving under Carol's regime are doing it quietly and have forwarded our CVs. Right now I am busy on a crash program on Kikamba just incase we are required to do poems in Kikamba during the interviews. You need to see me over basic Kikamba, words such as "nenga kaindo kau tafadhali, Carol ni kaveto kaseo sana, nakwa ni kuthuua kwa tata waku uni, naku wisama ta uki, eka ngwate kitiba kiu tafadhali, gwata kivyu kii naku Carol, uka vaa ngukwate kiveti kiakwa tafadhali (give me that thing please, Carol is very young beautiful woman, I will pay dowry to your dad tomorrow, you taste like honey, can I touch that butt please?, Carol, please hold this knife/kisu, come here I hold you my wife/woman please).
 
Those are some of the phrases you need to learn for the interview.
 
Kuria
On Wed, Jul 14, 2010 at 5:59 AM, Jectone Ndunya <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com> wrote:
Ngina,
And you forgot to mention that the Review Board will be Chaired by Me.

Jex

--- On Wed, 7/14/10, carol Ngina <carongina2000@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: carol Ngina <carongina2000@yahoo.com>

Subject: Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS MACHAKOS?
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 1:22 AM


Elisha

Your plea has been heard....you can embrace the previledge of sending  your application to be review among others,,,,to reach my review board not later than 15th july 2010.....

Only shortlisted candindates will be called for interview...soo please if your not shortlisted dont contact me here asking what went wrong or right,,,canvassing is not allowed and it might  lead to direct disqualification.....

Wish the best in your pursuit of ownership...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ngina

--- On Tue, 7/13/10, Jectone Ndunya <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Jectone Ndunya <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS MACHAKOS?
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 11:18 PM

Elisha,
Will you dump the one you have now for Caro?

Caro, this a pointer to the manners of this Guy. Take the first flight and gate away from this Roaming Husbin.

Jex


--- On Tue, 7/13/10, maurice oduor <mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca> wrote:

From: maurice oduor <mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca>
Subject: Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS MACHAKOS?
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 11:08 AM

Ok, I believe you and I'll let you try it on your own. Should you need help at any of the 5 stages, please do not hesitate to contact me. I am here for you bro.
 
Courage,
Maurice


From: arasa elisha <arasaelisha@yahoo.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Tue, July 13, 2010 9:11:14 AM
Subject: Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS MACHAKOS?

Maurice, thnaks so much for the help but im very cappable of what you may think im incapable of. Probably I may not sound that convincing but remember; a man incapable of making a mistake is capable of nothing. Wacha niongee na Caro nione anasemaje. If I ever fail, I will think otherwise.

Elisha
 
ALWAYS YOUR FRIEND!!!  HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. DO UNTO OTHERS WHAT YOU WANT DONE UNTO YOU!!!!!!!


From: "mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca" <mauricejoduor@yahoo.ca>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Mon, July 12, 2010 5:28:50 AM
Subject: Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS MACHAKOS?

Elisha,

If you need some pointers about bringing Carol into your life, please do not hesitate to contact me privately. I do this privately for 200 dollars a sessuon (2 hrs) but I'll do a Pro Bono for you. I am offering this to the first 5 people to contact me.

Courage

Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network

From: arasa elisha <arasaelisha@yahoo.com>
Date: Sun, 11 Jul 2010 08:13:48 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS MACHAKOS?

Papa? I didnt know that you are interested with (my) Caro! Wow! Well, try your lack; doesnt come that easy! All the best

Regards,
Elisha
 
ALWAYS YOUR FRIEND!!!  HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. DO UNTO OTHERS WHAT YOU WANT DONE UNTO YOU!!!!!!!


From: Papa Likondi <papalikondi@googlemail.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Thu, July 8, 2010 3:49:24 PM
Subject: Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS MACHAKOS?

Carol
Please note that Buiywo is not being clean. It is a well known secret that Kalenjin men only date and marry their own women. They have no experience outside their villages.Buiywo please look for the lakwanis like Cherop, Kiptidinyo and Chemerererrererke and leave Carol to people like me. Carol your number please.

On Thu, Jul 8, 2010 at 1:55 PM, arasa elisha <arasaelisha@yahoo.com> wrote:
Is this the same Carol that I used to date sometime back? If she is, then she is as she says. Very beautiful, and that's not all; once you are there, you will not want to come out. Now that I've mentioned that, why I'm I not with her? The truth? I got another Kamba gal, one who was ready to be married then. It is a story of "happily ever after". She has the looks and I have what she lacks; perfect match! 

Elisha
 
ALWAYS YOUR FRIEND!!!  HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. DO UNTO OTHERS WHAT YOU WANT DONE UNTO YOU!!!!!!!


From: Buiywo Siongiki <kubesto@gmail.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Thu, July 8, 2010 1:18:37 PM

Subject: Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS MACHAKOS?

Carol,
how can one reach you privately..and BTW how old are you??
Kubesto

On Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 6:29 PM, carol Ngina <carongina2000@yahoo.com> wrote:
Hi All!

Whoever is talkin ill about kao chicks has no idea of what you are talking about....how many have you met...?seems the very few which is normal and may be wale wanakaa kama wewe..


NOTE
AM A KAO CHICK DAMU N VERY PROUD....PLEASE READ ON....THE DESCRIPTION OF MY FEATURES.....AND GET IT RIGHT...NDIO UELEZE WENGINE


....AM 5'8 HEIGHT
....FIGURE 8..(STRICTLY)
...VERY LIGHT AND NOT YELLOW..YOU KNOW BROWN ...THE SWEET ONE..
...BEAUTIFUL FACE...NOT MENTIONING THE EYES....AND A WELL CARED FOR SET OF CLEAR WHITE DENTAL FORMULA.
.......and smart of course upstairs..wat else do u want to talk about......

caroline ngina
......

--- On Tue, 7/6/10, Muita Wangoko <muitawangoko@gmail.com> wrote:

From: Muita Wangoko <muitawangoko@gmail.com>

Subject: Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS MACHAKOS?
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Date: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 2:47 PM


Folks,

Don't worry about Papa, dawa yake imo motoni.

+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Regards,
./Muita Wangoko:

-The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.  We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.  The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age - The Call of Cthulhu
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+


On Tue, Jul 6, 2010 at 17:37, Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@gmail.com> wrote:
Juliana,
I support your sentiments. I have never seen such description of women from any community except in the kondoo (Likondi) community. Nobody should talk like that about any community, not about sheep. They all deserve respect, even kondoo are vyiumbe vya mungu. Aache upuzi.

On Tue, Jul 6, 2010 at 1:04 AM, juliana makau <julianamakau@yahoo.com> wrote:
papa likondi please dont talk ill of kamba chicks. i am a kamba and i dont have thin stupid legs neither do i have yellow teeth. my mum,sisters,grand ma,aunts and even my neighbours dont have those features that you are describing. i dont know where you saw such a kamba!

From: "kamwon00@yahoo.com" <kamwon00@yahoo.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Mon, July 5, 2010 6:16:06 PM

Subject: Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS MACHAKOS?

Kambas generally are short hence they rarely have the required height.

From: Papa Likondi <papalikondi@googlemail.com>
To: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
Sent: Mon, July 5, 2010 3:51:56 PM
Subject: Re: HOW COME KAMBA CHICKS NEVER WINS MISS KENYA NOT EVEN MISS MACHAKOS?

They have thin stupid legs and yellow teeth

On Sat, Jul 3, 2010 at 2:58 PM, Jectone Ndunya <jacknyaiga@yahoo.com> wrote:
Good People,

I have always cherished our ladies from Kamba land, what with the kind of challenge they pose to chilez from other areas, Its needless to mention how well they are endowed with love, beauty and they come with other goodies men would want to see in a woman. But this has not been traslated in the nation beauty contests as most of them never see the light of day no matter how much they are endowed. Could some one been unfair to our Kamba chicks in beaty contests?

Am just wondering loud please help me here if am wrong......

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