Of Adverts and their Rib cracking Nature

People,

I am in the marketing industry but what goes on around this industry sometimes amazes me especially in the advertising wing of this faculty:
Of late you may have sampled these:
1. Some dude called boss calls Simiyu who apparently is his home guard or whatever asking if his kuku he had brought home the other day have tagad mayai: Simiyu responds in the negative and the dude insists the cell phone be taken to the hens so that he can address them personally to which Simiyu asks in amazement"boss kuku wata kuskia kweli".The dude retorts that Simiyu isn't aware if his kuku zake ambayo wamesleki wakiimbiwa watataga and true to his word he sings to them a kind of lullaby,the rest hawajatuambia.

2. There is this other one from the same company that a chic calls some dude to inform him that his pal has been involved in a serious road accident and is admitted in critical condition but despite the message being urgent and requiring more talk time the chic hangs up:it goes like this>>> "Sam your friend involved in accident admitted bye" and another one of same nature goes like this>>> Grace will you go out with me tomorrow bye"  Then the ad pens off that with YU you can afford to talk more

3. Another one by KCB's subsidiary S&L goes like this: "do you understand what mortgage means?" Its like a tortoise without a shell then we provide him with a shell but which he pays forin small installments,yaani polepole. Seriously a tortoise isnt complete without a shell and furthermore thats a very vague expalantion of what mortgage is.


They are amusing people: grow the list


Ja'kamburi