Re: JUST FOR LAUGHS

Josephine,

On behalf of Muita, the apology is accepted unconditionally. But please note that Muita also bakes and can bake for you a very good cake (with icing to top it)

On Mon, Aug 30, 2010 at 4:54 AM, <jnzioka@ppoa.go.ke> wrote:

Muita, Ngaaaaiiiiiii, Im really very sorry. I thought that was your
creation but I think I was not careful enough to realize the author behind
the "cake-baking". Again Im really very sorry and I hope Im forgiven.

Josephine

> Josephine,
> You are now jumping into fire. Why in hell would you confuse Mburi with
> Wangoko?
> I would understand if you confused Mburi with Likondi. Mburi is goat,
> Wangoko is hen
> and Likondi is sheep. Joseph Kamaru had one hits which lamented about
> urban
> children who visited rural areas and
> started asking stupid questions such why the dog was eating grass when
> they
> saw
> goats eating grass and confused them dogs. Now a kid confusing a goat for
> a
> hen would have been been disowned by
> his parents.
>
> Please withdraw Muita's name from this nonsense. He is innocent this time
> round. There are people whose names are not mentioned
> in vain and one of them is Muita. The other one is Papa Likondi. Unlike
> Mburi, the two have best anger mismanagement skills on these fora. If you
> want to remind yourself of people you should avoid playing with because of
> anger management problems, get a portrait of Muita the man and another of
> Likondi. Hang them in your living room the way Moi wanted us hang his. But
> at the top put Muita and below
> him Likondi as if he is Muita's deputy president.
>
> Then get my portrait and put it in the bedroom so that you can always look
> at me whenever you feel lonely and so that you can always be reminded of
> how
> a gentleman ought to be.
>
> On Wed, Aug 25, 2010 at 8:17 AM, <jnzioka@ppoa.go.ke> wrote:
>
>>
>> Wuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiii, Muita, if mad people are called, be the first to
>> reach there. It is such a well-thought process though. I didnt laugh but
>> amazed how you can liken issues and make some crazy sense.
>>
>> Keep on thinking, you might be the one to discover some pending
>> solutions
>> in life.
>>
>> Josephine
>>
>>
>>
>> > Gloves are not necessary as the firm banana is used without peeling!
>> The
>> > cake is super!
>> >
>> > email: charles.mutua@bollore.com
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Ajus Cirilus <jhayombe@gmail.com>
>> > Sent by: mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
>> > 24/08/10 05:59 PM
>> > Please respond to
>> > mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
>> >
>> >
>> > To
>> > mlalahoi@googlegroups.com
>> > cc
>> >
>> > Subject
>> > Re: JUST FOR LAUGHS
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > This is definitely no ordinary cake! It can without gloves, cause
>> > bloating.
>> >
>> > On Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 11:51 AM, Papa Likondi <
>> papalikondi@googlemail.com
>> >> wrote:
>> > Bureeeeeeeeeeeee Kaaaaaaabisssssssssssssssssaaaaaa
>> >
>> >
>> > On Fri, Aug 20, 2010 at 1:00 PM, Eric Wabwaya Mburi <
>> ewabwaya@hotmail.com>
>> > wrote:
>> > HOW TO MAKE LOVE CAKE
>> >
>> > Ingredients:
>> >
>> > 4 Laughing eyes
>> > 4 Well-shaped legs
>> > 4 Loving arms
>> > 2 Firm milk containers
>> > 2 Nuts
>> > 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
>> > 1 Firm banana
>> >
>> > Directions:
>> > 1.       Look into laughing eyes.
>> > 2.       Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
>> > 3.       Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
>> > 4.       Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out
>> until
>> > well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
>> > 5.        As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover
>> > with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
>> > 6.       The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not
>> soften,
>> > repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
>> >
>> > Notes:
>> > 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before
>> and
>> > after use.
>> > 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
>> > 3. If cake rises, leave town.
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