Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Re: JUST FOR LAUGHS

Muita witu,
Please convert to muthokoi. You got the pestle (muinduri) and all you will need is ndiri (mortar) and you will be home and dry. Have you ever seen Kambas do muthokoi? You get the pestle and harmer it very hard into the mortar repeatedly until the stuff insider the ndiri becomes raini. Lots of force needed but the most important thing is that muthokoi is made and ready for a good dinner. The bigger the pestle, the better otherwise you will spend too much time working on that mortar if you use a small or thin pestle. It will be like cooking ugali with a spoon. You need a good mwiko to work the ugali and do very good cooking. But dont do it when you are drunk otherwise you will be like our brothers back in Murang'a. Kazi bure!

On Tue, Aug 31, 2010 at 2:45 PM, Muita Wangoko <muitawangoko@gmail.com> wrote:
On Tue, Aug 31, 2010 at 7:51 AM, <jnzioka@ppoa.go.ke> wrote:
Muita, aaaiiiiiiaaa, I thought Mwangi was your spokesperson and I was
happy that I was forgiven. Ok can you now forgive me then? If you dont
bake cakes unless you are assisted, then I dont think you know how to do
it. A good chef does it alone. There is a programme called "Top Chef" and
everyone does his/her thing and he/she is given a present and those who
fail are told to pack their knives and go home. Are you a chef or an
assistant chef? Im waiting to be forgiven if that pleases Wangoko.

Josephine

@Josephine,

I like your name.  It sounds good though I almost bit my upper lip when I tried pronouncing the name but with a grin.  Kuria Mwangi is one of the most unreliable beings on earth and so can never be appointed to be my spokesperson.

Ich bin einen Profi Bäcker, the germans will tell you, that is to say I am one of the best cake bakers currently exisiting in the right planet.  I do bake at your own choice or selection at your own space and time and at the right temperature.  I always do ensure that the ingredients are well nourishing to both mind and body in that it will make you keep on coming for more.  However, in some cases like yours, we'll have to do it together.  I normally suggest so since then can we both mutually gain, how? come thee to me and you shall not regret.

Forgiveness never comes that easy from Muita son of Wangoko.


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 Best Regards,
 ./Muita Wangoko

 "If the outside is so good, why is it taking too long to perfect the inside?"
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