Fwd: A Kenyan Policeman and an Innocent Citizen

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From: Joyce Mulinge <jmulinge63@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Jul 21, 2010 at 1:31 PM
Subject: Fwd: A Kenyan Policeman and an Innocent Citizen
To: pww712000 <pww712000@yahoo.co.uk>

This is a Conversation between a Kenyan Policeman and an Innocent
Citizen who simply happens to be walking home from work late at night.

Wee Gijana Untatoga wabi?
Jina yago nani?
Baba yago nani?
Unataga nini?
Unaenda wabi?

Gan you Broduce your I.T?
Basi if you gannot broduce your I.T
Wapi Gitambulisho?
If you gannot broduce Gitambulisho
Wapi trivers licence
Weri! If you gannot broduce the three gavament tocuments
Twende mbele!

(But I am innocent)
Innocent gitu gani?
Haguna mutu innozent Genya hii
We gan charge you with anything
Unataga gani?
Smoking with violence
Looging at a female gender with breach of gontract
Looging at a government building zuzbiciously
With indend to gommit murder
Unataga gani?

Unaweza gujitetea?
Gitu gani hii?
Ati fifty bob
Hata haiwezi gununua jwing gum
Toa besa gijana

(basi nibakishie bus fare)

Ogay,
You are a law abiding zitizen
Unataga tuguzindikishe?

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